DatDoug Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Any "Young Frankenstein" fans out there?? Werewolf? There wolf. There Castle. Stay close to the candles.......the staircase can be treacherous. Igor help me with the bags. O.K. you take the blonde and I'll take the 1 in the turban:D Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted November 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 A customer came in to the store the other night asked my co-worker for a reccomendation: Customer: "What's your favorite funny movie?" Clerk: "Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" Customer: "I'll take the first one" to be fair he didn't know any better, but it's still funny. I have a feeling the guy didn't like the movie either, I doubt he "got" it Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Kiz, I saw that movie when it came out! Me and my buddie used to walk around high school talking with a german accent and saluting with one srm and trying to hold it down with the other, wow, good shit! Slim Pickens was my favorite. I really liked the part where he going through the survival kit on the B-52, listing the money, condoms, nylons and chewing gum and says: " Sheeeooot! A feller gould have a good weekend in Vegas with this" Thanks for the memories, man. BTW Did you know a Star Wars actor was in that movie? I remembered the voice (hope that does not give it away) Can you guess who it was???? Quote Link to comment
Cruzn620 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 "this is an '81 honda...how dare you!!"--employee of the month my version "this is a '79 datsun...how dare you!!" Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 my version "this is a '79 datsun...how dare you!!" That is focking hilarious! After seeing that movie I coul not say that line enuff! By the way........ "whos A-Nal?":eek: Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted November 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 mike- He was also in Conan the Barbarian Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Any "Young Frankenstein" fans out there?? Inga: Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? It's fun. Roll, roll, roll in ze hay. im a 'fronk en steen' Dr.: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in? Igor: And you won't be angry? Dr.: I will NOT be angry. Igor: Abby someone. Dr.: Abby someone. Abby who? Igor: Abby Normal. Dr.: Abby Normal? Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name. Dr.: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? [shakes and grabs him] Dr.: IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME? Quote Link to comment
OL YELLER Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 OK Boys and girls...here is one...(and no clues) "It's a red car, Rudy"....(or) Pills?..what ya need those pills for ol man" (or) "Ah I dunno..whats the story on this 57 Chev?...does she run?" Quote Link to comment
Cruzn620 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 that sounds like a line from worlds fastest indian, but being that you are OL YELLER...im betting its an older movie Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 mike- He was also in Conan the Barbarian Ha Ha yes! This is great, and Field of Dreams. Quote Link to comment
OL YELLER Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 that sounds like a line from worlds fastest indian, but being that you are OL YELLER...im betting its an older movie Ty.................yep I AM OLD...but the movie is I think an 80's/90's movie Anybody else wanna try? Quote Link to comment
datsun dreamer Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Ron, Is it "christine"? Although i dont beleive the car in that movie was a 57 chevy:confused:? Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 im a 'fronk en steen' Do you also pronounce your name Fro-drick? You must be egor? No, its pronounced I-gor. Quote Link to comment
OL YELLER Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Ron, Is it "christine"? Although i dont beleive the car in that movie was a 57 chevy:confused:? Jason.....nope (car in CHRISTINE is a 57 Plymouth Fury)................OK Lead actor was Kurt Russel (any help?) Quote Link to comment
OL YELLER Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 By the way...datzenmike.(speakin of Slim Pickens...) how 'bout this one: "more beans Mr Taggert?" movie? Quote Link to comment
datsun dreamer Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 "Used Cars!" Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 By the way...datzenmike.(speakin of Slim Pickens...) how 'bout this one: "more beans Mr Taggert?" movie? Also: "What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try to git a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" Blazing (pardon me ma'am while I whip this out) Saddles. :lol: Quote Link to comment
djmoreron Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 ahahhaha, love blazing saddles :lol::lol::lol::lol: "just...just let me get a feel" how bout this one, different movie: Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here? Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western. Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 My name is Inego Montoya you killed my father,now prepare to die. My favorite...er..uh..never mind. Did you seriously just quote "Princess Bride"? Oh fuck, how did I know that? Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 How about: "Do your best??? Losers always wine about doing their best. Winners get to go home a fuck the prom queen!!!!" The rock...........Sean Connery rocks! Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 "Shoot...We damn near lost a $400 handcart!" Quote Link to comment
Cruzn620 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 come on bee...its in your sig "if you aint first you're last" "oh i must have been high when i said that. its just stupid, hell, you could be 2nd, 3rd, 4th, hell even 5th..." Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 "Listen Craig, I know you don't smoke weed....I know this....But I'm a get you high today....'cause it's friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do." "Listen Butch, I carried that uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for 3 weeks!" Who's motorcycle is this? It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper. who's chopper is this? Zed's Who's Zed? Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead. Listen, I just got back from Amsterdamn Am I Ni**er? Are we in Englewood? No, we're not and I'll take the fuckin' pepsi challenge with that Amsterdamn shit any fuckin' day of the week! I love Pulp Fiction, I could go all day! Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 1. 64 Chevy Malibu Convertible (red) 2. 66 Mercury Comet Convertible 3. 68 Mustang Shelby GT 4. 83 Porsche 928 5. 72 Chevy Cheyenne Shorty (amongst other cool asss cars) a. Swingers (your so fucking money and you dont even know it!) b. Dazed and confused (Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle! c. Pulp Fiction (do you see a sign outside that says dead nigger storage?) d. Risky Business (sometimes you just got to say what the fuck) e. Gone in 60 Seconds (I just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation! ) Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 come on bee...its in your sig "if you aint first you're last" "oh i must have been high when i said that. its just stupid, hell, you could be 2nd, 3rd, 4th, hell even 5th..." Oh, shit I love Taladega nights! "Sometimes I like to picture Jesus as an angel with wings, and he's the lead singer for Lynrd Skynrd" "I'm all hopped up on mountain dew!" Quote Link to comment
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