gokiburix Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 your clothes always smell like exhaust.......:blink: perfect! :D Quote Link to comment
Llittle_Llama Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 i think from the factory they ran to where you smelled like exhaust, lol Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 (edited) You keep reaching for and trying to turn the dimmer switch up for the dash lights even though it been turned up as far as it will go for over 5 years. This is the sixth year in a row at the beginning of the rainy season that you've said: 'I'm fixing the de-froster next summer for sure' As the cop is asking how fast you think you were going, you slowly slide your left foot over the hole in the floor. All your pants have at least one or more broken belt loops. You define irony as: Failing the emissions test because the emissions sticker peeled off the hood and was sucked into the air filter. It wasn't for parts from 4 other trucks including a 720, a 280Z a 200sx, a G M van, a Maxima and a Toyota. Edited November 19, 2008 by datzenmike Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 You agonize over "hooks or no hooks" Quote Link to comment
rat tail dragger Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 your watching your oil temp gages more than your speedometer . if you have one or more body panels bungy corded on . if your rising sun is the nicest part of your ride .if your standing in thw wal mart spray paint section wonderng what color to paint your ride , Quote Link to comment
510er Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 If you know how to drive through your frequented parking lots without going over a speed bump. If people have to ask why you didnt just go over that speed bump If your cupholder consists of your crotch between shifts Quote Link to comment
crabbyone Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 You have a container of each type of fluid your Datsun uses behind the seat. You have a pillow in the worn out spot of the bench seat on the driver's side. You have tried 4 different rear view mirrors on the doors, trying to find a set that don't vibrate at freeway speed. You have used aerosol windshield de-icer on the inside of the windshield on a frosty morning. You have found that a microfiber cloth works better, and faster, than the defroster on a non frosty cool morning. You can start your Datsun and hold your breath until the defroster starts to make inroads on the foggy windshield on a cool morning. You have seen, and are suitably in awe, of mklotz's Datsun parts collection. Quote Link to comment
808DA6 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 ......you jump into other cars with your ignition key in your left hand. ..........you jump into other cars and reach toward to dash for the e-brake handle. ...a six foot fireball from your carb doesn't phase you. You instinctfully adjust your timing. -Brian Quote Link to comment
Bob3 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 You get home from a long day at work. Then go out into the garage and work on your datto for five hours & when you come into the house you say "that was fun". Quote Link to comment
Llittle_Llama Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 2eDeYe;98230'']You agonize over "hooks or no hooks" i was JUST about to post that! Quote Link to comment
Nismo1970 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 If you get pissed off at you insurance company for putting Nissan instead of datsun on your info. If you get mad when old guys ask you if your 70's 521 is a Chevy Luv. Quote Link to comment
Llittle_Llama Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 ......you jump into other cars with your ignition key in your left hand. ..........you jump into other cars and reach toward to dash for the e-brake handle. -Brian all the time, lol! Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 If none of the e-brakes in your Datsuns (including the rally car) ever work because that would require spending lots of time on unimportant cable work. Besides, it's a manual trans, just leave it in gear. You've ever drug a car out of a field, trailered it 2 hours home, only to cut it up and squirrel away the usable parts. You have to explain why the 2 valve 1970s non-crossflow head still flows better than 90% of the crossflow heads of newer vehicles. You have to explain what a lash pad is. You have to get the neighbor kid down the street interested in Datsun. aaaand, if you teach your best buddy's kid at age 2 to say "Datsun!" when asked "What's the best car ever built?" (Now that's she's older she says Subaru because they have a turbo wagon) :D Quote Link to comment
SUN520 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 . You have to explain why the 2 valve 1970s non-crossflow head still flows better than 90% of the crossflow heads of newer vehicles. D Yup , so true , my old MK 1 GT Cortina (non xflow) was way better than any others i had ... You sell your very original classic 1964 EH Holden (collectors piece) to buy a 520 ...:D Quote Link to comment
Phlebmaster Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 You get home from a long day at work. Then go out into the garage and work on your datto for five hours & when you come into the house you say "that was fun". WERD!! :lol: Quote Link to comment
Llittle_Llama Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 if you read this whole article and 90% of it applies to you! Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 You're driving the company van and slam your left foot to the floor at a stop sign by mistake and hope your partner didn't notice.:D Happens every Monday. Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Your better half catches you on CL and you now have to install closet doors to make up for buying more datto parts. The whole time your installing the doors your thinking about the other cool parts you got she doesn't know about :lol: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 You have a FSM hidden in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 You trade your custom build server for a datsun........ Your gf says, Thats the LAST TIME i drive you for 3 hours to pickup a vehicle.... Quote Link to comment
Llittle_Llama Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Your gf says, Thats the LAST TIME i drive you for 3 hours to pickup a vehicle.... yeah....sure it is, lol....this month! Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 You're driving the company van and slam your left foot to the floor at a stop sign by mistake and hope your partner didn't notice.:D Happens every Monday. i manage to hit the brake and not the floor :eek: :cursing: Quote Link to comment
Nissan_Boy85 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 ..........you jump into other cars and reach toward to dash for the e-brake handle. Hehe, I actually hit my knuckles on the dash where the e-brake should be in other cars ...if you looking on Craigslist is worse to your other half then you looking at porn. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Your favorite tool is a wire feed wrench. Quote Link to comment
rat tail dragger Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 And then Quote Link to comment
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