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Pulled this piece of shit out of back of garage,  and spent like an hour washing the fucking cock sucker to drive to Tim Tebow "Night To Shine" drive thru event, for my youngest  twins,,  but wife made us drive 67 Buick instead, ( some horseshit about "clown car" or some such nonsense)  ,,, what a buzz kill.. 

 

 

Put it back in garage ,, piled all the crap back in front of it.. called it good 

 

 

 

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  Anyways ,,, i bought another fork lift .  

 

 

 

 

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Auction description said cracked valve,,, figured i could simply pop a J13 in it i have laying arounf in shed .. and Bobs yer uncle 

 

further investigation showed it to be backfiring through carb because extreme lean miss from brand new ChiCom carb, they installed.. ( picture when you start car without choke on cold morning) ...  Coupled with the valves probably last adjusted sometime in maybe never.. 

 

Purrs like a new kitty. 

 

 

And piss on the bastard that bid me up to 2 grand ,,, may you go camping on a ant hill with loose fitting under shorts. 

 

 

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Couple weeks ago went for a 7-8 hour drive out to coast rod run...  stopped at burnt out bus for pics 

 

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Juan-Ear ,Fat510 ,FuckinTed , Auntflo and wife drove our Buick 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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this is literally 15 minutes out of a small city.. THAT WE STOPPED IN!! 

 

 

 

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On 10/3/2022 at 7:37 AM, hobospyder said:

fat510 watching a dude pee because he's a creeper?

 

 

Problem he's always hangin that thing out.. You're just walking around (doobidy doo )  minding you're own business ( doobidy doo) and it's like what the hell is wrong with you?? we're in the god damn mall food court!! 

 

 

 

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Had this dick head tailgating me all the way home the other day. 

 

I5 through Nisqually 

 

 

 

 

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Rainer Ave north Seattle  

 

If you are not familiar with this neighborhood .... It's not good . 

 

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Hooked to his upper A arm and my rear axle ___________  A longer rope was $10. more 

 

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Drug him about 1/2 mile to cars and coffee ,, but no parking so we went down street 

 

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Went on a little road trip with my wife, sons,, their girlfriends and neighbor Juan-ear , to Grand Coulee dam this last weekend .

 

   Was going to go out to White Swan but we figured we would be there at least an extra day testifying about some crime we witnessed and/or helped commit  so we didn't this time. 

Drove over Saturday and stayed night in corn fields North of Warden , where Flo came very close to fucking up a brand new concrete driveway.  Zoom in and check out the size of the feedlot they got almost next door !!  haha 

If you have a ton of wicked expensive hotrods but it smells like dead meat if wind changes,,, are you really winning?? 

 

Highway 12 was closed because of the wildfires so we bombed up Chinook pass but turnoffs seemed to small for 5 cars so no cool pics 

 

 

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I Drove  Aunt Flo, wife drove the 67 Buick , Fat510 drove his 87 Cressida ,, middle son drove his 84 Celica and JJ drove the Silver Tampax special because air conditioning.  

Wife and me each take a twin with us cuz they can't drive. 

 

I took like three pics ,, wanna see um,, here you go 

 

 

Stop in Vantage at the horse sculpture thing a ma bob 

 

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Upper part of Grand Coulee dam 

 

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lower part ,,,,,, one of the twins would not get out of picture no matter where i moved to. 

 

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fucking bugs every fucking where 

 

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says 659 miles but that probably doesn't count the finding a Walmart in the middle of no-wheresville and going the way the hell wrong way cuz i hotdog fingered in Quincy instead of Warden because roads are labeled "Rd 3.5"  and stupid shit like that. So multiple addresses pop up for same house number. 

 

 

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Drive the fucking things 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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