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I stopped by my buddy Regy's house today, fucking made me laugh.  He said maybe I should go to the hypnosis place and have them brain-wash me into liking fat chicks!  I'd get them by the truckload!  Lol.  Yeah no, not gonna do that.

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I stopped by my buddy Regy's house today, fucking made me laugh. He said maybe I should go to the hypnosis place and have them brain-wash me into liking fat chicks! I'd get them by the truckload! Lol. Yeah no, not gonna do that.

All you gotta do is turn the lights off, and don't have them be too fat, stick to the "chubby" section of a porn site kind of fat. They're all pink in the inside after all

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They're like riding a scooter! Great fun!!!! wind in hair!!. Born to be Wiiiiiild...... Screeeeeeeetch!!  (record scratch sound)........ Well, that is.... until your friends see you on one.

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Why are my friends looking at my fat, white ass bumping uglies?

 

 

 

 

 

My theory...you won't get handed a dime straight out. 

You need to accept a nickle or two before you can trade up. 

 

 

 

Why would anyone without balls think they can take home a hot girl?

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Nothings wrong with liking heavier ladies. Its very "renaissance fair",

nickers and pixie boots, maybe a tapestry over the dash.

 

 

when something isn't working its time to change it up.

 

 

watched Rambo 1 last night, was that filmed in Spokane?

pretty Country

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Great movie, the first of most series are always the best

I think Sylvester Stallone actually wanted to be involved in scripts with substance early career.

Of course the producers flip everything around.

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Colourbox, the difference being you are a woman. They're trying to get hrh laid by some skank, not a woman, women don't do that.

 

Yeah I know. I'm just sayin that messing with skanks could have you waking up with a knife in your back. You know some of them are plain cray cray. Just looking out for my brethren.

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