q-tip Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I started the gofundme thing....well, $37 dollars isn't going to get too much of a hooker. I think you can get a whole lot of hooker with $37..........but its just one...........big one...... 2 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'm sure there's m4m on Portland Craigslist for that kind of money. Can't be too picky this late in the game. He thinks beggar's get to be choosers. The money is better spent buying whiskey and letting Matt go fuck himself. 2 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 At 1:15 in the morning. 1 Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I think I may just go to a bar and see if I can drag a chick back to Canby. Then we inform her of the "train." I go first! :) 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 well if canby was on a max line i know a girl Was that a dig against me? Dick. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I think I may just go to a bar and see if I can drag a chick back to Canby. Then we inform her of the "train." I go first! :) Good thing we won't be waiting long. 3 Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 friday is a primer for Saturday, than you wake up sat morning, saying was it the lucy, or did i get into a time machine ... because you're surrounded by the 60's and 70's brightly painted cars half or all of that is true depending if you choose the red pill or the blue one 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 What if I ate both? This is a vacation, I thought. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 If you ate both, you wake up with a rough trick named Jim. ;) Quote Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 If you ate both, you wake up with a rough trick named Jim that i dragged back from the bar. ;) 3 Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 ^I see what you did there. :rofl: Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 ^I see what you did there. :rofl: We all saw what you did there...in the Maxima. Ew. 3 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Then Matt was all like..... Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I think I may just go to a bar and see if I can drag a chick back to Canby. Then we inform her of the "train." I go first! :) People who go into a small town bar, don't drink, and try to 'drag' any local girls anywhere usually end up getting their shit rearranged. Just sayin'. 1 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 So is there anything going on Friday night? Or is it not worth getting there until early Saturday morning? The Wifey is looking for something to do Friday night and we found an ass ton of stuff around the area to do, but I don't want to miss anything Datsun if there's something Canby related poppin' off Friday night... You know what I mean? I've always had more fun on Friday night. Saturday night usually ends up dying out early, with a few soldiers left over getting yelled and bitched at by the multitude of wet blankets who have a long morning of polishing their trailer queens to try and take home a plaque for "Best Polished Turd" on Sunday afternoon. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Canby is a tiny town with plenty of places to hide the body. Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'd rather bury mine in Estacada. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Mololla. Remember Snatch? Pigs are the key. Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Being eaten by pigs would be merciful compared to what could happen to you in Estacada.. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Matt may get lucky. I feel as though there will be a wild card in this batch. Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I plan on leaving my house around 5 or so.. Banana, I think said he wants to level his house at 6:30 or around there. He should probably call in a professional demolition team, but I am willing to stop in and lend a hand. :lol: 3 Quote Link to comment
Farmer Joe Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 woot! last day of work today! time to canby! 2 Quote Link to comment
littlejason Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I'm an Estacada boy. So I'm gonna say Colton. As of right now my Datsun is not running. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I think I'll just tell all the local check out girls about the big party at Canby that night, maybe some will show up, like in Animal House. ;) Quote Link to comment
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