thatguy Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Have you all heard of men's answer to Valentines Day? It's called (you guessed it) Steak and Blowjob day. It is March 14 so there is still plenty of time to educate your significant other. No flowers or cards, just steak and a bj, not necessarily in that order. Hope you all get to enjoy it. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Mmmmm steak. 2 Quote Link to comment
banzai510(hainz) Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Is this Datsun related? Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Wear a Datsun T shirt. 7 Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Ah yes, Steak and Knobber Day! Enjoy giving or receiving some meat! Quote Link to comment
mrbigtanker Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 I love steak's and giving blow jobs,wait what,I mean I like getting blow jobs.oops :blush: 2 Quote Link to comment
freekwonder Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Nah no thanks. Steaks and blowjobs should happen all the time, shouldn't be a special occasion. Plus my wife hates Valentines day as much as I do. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Maybe a tube steak would be a good compromise? 2 Quote Link to comment
thatguy Posted March 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Nah no thanks. Steaks and blowjobs should happen all the time, shouldn't be a special occasion. Plus my wife hates Valentines day as much as I do. If you're getting steaks and bj's on a regular basis, good for you. I agree, it should be the norm. But this is for those who can use this information as leverage. For every action (Valentines Day) there is an equal and opposite reaction (steak and bj day). Feel free to search it. It's been around for a while. Quote Link to comment
dhp123166 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 This is all wrong. Not the idea of a steak and a blowjob day, just the semantics of it. I can go to any of a handful of local markets and get any cut of meat I like and have money for. I can bring it home cook it up using any number of awesome recipes; Tournedos de Rossini, Steak au Poivre, Some nice carne asada, etc... However I am not one of those ahem...double jointed men (not saying anymore use your imagination...or do an internet search) and soliciting prostitutes is illegal. So the title of this day is bass-ackwards, it should read; Blowjob and steak day! Quote Link to comment
D.D.Anderson Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 I don't enjoy meals and blowjobs at the same time or day :( Steaks, and after that we can mess up the entire house instade! (if you know what i mean...) Quote Link to comment
Dattokai Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Nobody ever said anything about eating a steak during.. Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 DatzenMike = American Jeremy Clarkson :rofl: 2 Quote Link to comment
ArmlessMechanic Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 I love steak's and giving blow jobs,wait what,I mean I like getting blow jobs.oops :blush: I knew it.... ha ha ha 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Nah no thanks. Steaks and blowjobs should happen all the time, shouldn't be a special occasion. Plus my wife hates Valentines day as much as I do. I don't agree. I'd get sick of steak. 1 Quote Link to comment
captaingamez Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Nobody ever said anything about eating a steak during.. The pic on the website did, lol. Quote Link to comment
freekwonder Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 I don't agree. I'd get sick of steak. Me too, at least once a month is nice though. If you're getting steaks and bj's on a regular basis, good for you. I agree, it should be the norm. But this is for those who can use this information as leverage. For every action (Valentines Day) there is an equal and opposite reaction (steak and bj day). Feel free to search it. It's been around for a while. Not the first time I'm hearing about "steak and blowjob day" and not the first time I've said no thanks to it. It's simple, you don't want to celebrate Valentines Day, don't celebrate it. If you are not getting steak and BJs on a normal basis (I've been married for 15 years, so that is a resounding NO, they are not normal in my house lol), why give your SO more ammo to do it less. "Oh honey, no BJs/Steak today, BJ/Steak day is right around the corner, you can wait." Quote Link to comment
Komeuppance Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 DatzenMike = Canadian in canadia :rofl: Fixed. -Robert 1 Quote Link to comment
mrbigtanker Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 I knew it.... ha ha ha I just cant help myself,i mean i like getting blow jobs to and I love one eye'd steaks i mean i like rib eye steak's shit i have to stop now. :blush: Quote Link to comment
Rocket Dog Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Let's see Hallmark come up with a card for this one. As has been said, I am fortunate enough to not need a "holiday" to get either one. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Me too, at least once a month is nice though. Not the first time I'm hearing about "steak and blowjob day" and not the first time I've said no thanks to it. It's simple, you don't want to celebrate Valentines Day, don't celebrate it. If you are not getting steak and BJs on a normal basis (I've been married for 15 years, so that is a resounding NO, they are not normal in my house lol), why give your SO more ammo to do it less. "Oh honey, no BJs/Steak today, BJ/Steak day is right around the corner, you can wait." Holy fuck that logic. Just make general statements when this shit comes up. Like: Men get BJ's. If they are not getting it at home, they get it elsewhere... I'm a newlywed compared to you, so I may be biting my words in 10 years, but I'll fight with all I've got to keep a good thing going. Maybe you are using the wrong flavor toothpaste. Try bubblegum. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 hmmmm maybe I'll try giving my wife a hot beef injection tonight. Quote Link to comment
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