dr.feltersnatch Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Thats still some thick bush... 2 Link to comment
smoke Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Well, these aren't facts, I just took a guess that a pube was about 3 tho. Link to comment
smoke Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I have often had suspicions that I am the love child of an affair my mother had with a wire brush, this latest data just confirms that suspicion further. The hair on my face is .006, hair everywhere else is between .003 and .004. Link to comment
VFR800 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 moving makes you realize just how much useless crap you have accumulated over the years. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 depending on the women you guys run around with a " cunt hair " is about a high E string on a banjo, however you'll never wake up with one in each hand. all torque wrenches should have a "lil fucking bitch " reading just so you know what a " lil fucking bitch " feels like Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Wow. That was a ton of vomit I missed out on. Good going Ratsun. Bowling is the shit. I'm almost outta this house. Moving is a bitch. Rum and coke's make it better. I think you might have a drinking problem tr8er, maybe it's time for a little patients and regrouping Link to comment
smoke Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Or stronger drugs 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 http://youtu.be/i_zRPWyATZw Link to comment
q-tip Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Well if you're going metric, smoke is about right on his cunt hair thickness calculation. Link to comment
smoke Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Aaaaaaaahaaaaa. I have been waiting for the moment where I would be right about something, this is it. It's really not everything I thought it was going to be. So, back to being wrong. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Aaaaaaaahaaaaa. I have been waiting for the moment where I would be right about something, this is it. It's really not everything I thought it was going to be. So, back to being wrong. Even a broken clock...no, no. You're still wrong.....and a dick. Suck one. 1 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Well if you're going metric, smoke is about right on his cunt hair thickness calculation. if you go metric on cunt hair do you have to make an adjustment for extra hairy European women??? Link to comment
smoke Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Even a broken clock...no, no. You're still wrong.....and a dick. Suck one. that's douche to you sir. Link to comment
laotsu Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 that's douche to you sir. Shaddup trolldickdouche Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 There should be a comma after you and Sir should be capitalized, Sir. Link to comment
laotsu Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Smoke'd hit it, but he's too busy playing grab ass with Rick to bother Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I bet she's the one with the shark tramp stamp. She looks like a bimbo-slut. Link to comment
paradime Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 This has to be some kinda record for an unsupervised full tilt fuckaninny parade. 18 pages of freedom of expression. Where did you guys stash Mike's body? Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 There have been a lot of clutch/tranny threads lately. He's been left busy for the cause of noobery. Link to comment
laotsu Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 This has to be some kinda record for an unsupervised full tilt fuckaninny parade. 18 pages of freedom of expression. Where did you guys stash Mike's body? I think he must be celebrating MLK JR day with his wife and has left the laptop at home Link to comment
smoke Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 There should be a comma after you and Sir should be capitalized, Sir. that only applies to regular douches. I am the biggest douche. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I'm trying to help set the bar lower. There are a lot of us who have been upstaged and want the throne back. 3 Link to comment
smoke Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Now that I am king douche, there need to be some changes in doucheville. Link to comment
smoke Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 The name of this thread should be changed to dOuche, small d capital o. Link to comment
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