bananahamuck Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 All i hear is blah blah women shouldn't be objectified they are humans,, i hate when men are looking at me like they would actually ENJOY having sex for pleasure and not to get something... TO THIS I SAY BOOM!!! Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Sharklahoma Sharktucky Sharkansas Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 how many pages of shark stuff and no mention of this??? Arthur "Sharkz" Sharkzarelli.......... Link to comment
hobospyder Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Sharkansassharkington Link to comment
hobospyder Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Platonic relationship between male and female is possible. Or the majority of my female friends want my dick and I'm instantly repulsed about it. I may be an exception like I am with so many other stereotypes but I can cohabitate with a female and not want her. I've had multiple female friends over the years that I only wanted as a friend. There's also the females that I had as a friend because I wanted to get in their pants but those friendships didn't last very long or were gone when I quit drinking Link to comment
hobospyder Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Royale with shark Link to comment
hobospyder Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Omelette du sharkage Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I can't think of a single female friend I have where the relationship didn't originate with she or I initially trying to bump uglies - other than some little old ladies or some pug fugly gals and if they ever had any sexual interest in me I can meet red Jesus a happy not knowing about it. Link to comment
smoke Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Platonic relationship between male and female is possible. Or the majority of my female friends want my dick and I'm instantly repulsed about it. I may be an exception like I am with so many other stereotypes but I can cohabitate with a female and not want her. I've had multiple female friends over the years that I only wanted as a friend. There's also the females that I had as a friend because I wanted to get in their pants but those friendships didn't last very long or were gone when I quit drinking yeah, it can't be used as a blanket statment for sure. But, you are different than the vast majority of males in this regard and you most likely know that from just hanging around our type. There are also the sneaky fuckers that say the same thing you just did, but it's just a lie they have come up with in an attempt to get more ass. Yes, I know you're not one of them, but they are out there in droves. Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 how many pages of shark stuff and no mention of this??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waacof2saZw Link to comment
smoke Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I can't think of a single female friend I have where the relationship didn't originate with she or I initially trying to bump uglies - other than some little old ladies or some pug fugly gals and if they ever had any sexual interest in me I can meet red Jesus a happy not knowing about it. thats another thing...I have had a couple relationships with gals that were not very attractive (I really liked who they were). You know what I noticed? No male friends, not one. All the ones I have been in a relationship with that were hot as hell, guess what, tons of male friends. I did not have to make a bunch of charts and graphs to figure that out. 2 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I should introduce you guys to my sister in law Beverly, then you would be talking about how enjoyable it is to slam your dicks in a car door,,, rather than fuck that hypocritical, bible thumping,, bridge troll. i'm guessin (edit) Strangely enough, she's the only person living or dead that i even slightly dislike of my wifes family,,, even a tiny bit. 2 Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 sharkington Repost... Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 As the dice man himself would say...OOHHHHH Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Shatkrew dice clay Link to comment
tr8er Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 There are also the sneaky fuckers that say the same thing you just did, but it's just a lie they have come up with in an attempt to get more ass. Yes, I know you're not one of them, but they are out there in droves. This was me in Highschool. I got better. Don't judge me. Link to comment
tr8er Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Oh Shit. ummmmmm Parallel Sharking Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 thats another thing...I have had a couple relationships with gals that were not very attractive (I really liked who they were). You know what I noticed? No male friends, not one. All the ones I have been in a relationship with that were hot as hell, guess what, tons of male friends. I did not have to make a bunch of charts and graphs to figure that out. the brighter the star the sooner it burns out. you all need to get with some pigly pink hogs and turn that attitude around. Link to comment
tr8er Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 the brighter the star the sooner it burns out. you all need to get with some pigly pink hogs and turn that attitude around. I'll shoot em, cook em eat em, but somehow, what you are suggesting disgusts me. Thats hard core. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Life is hardcore, pro baseball players do it all the time to release stress. come on ! Open the rosey curtains of love like a real progressive cowboy. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I have seen girls so fine when I am in my car that I get like an upset gorilla in the cab. I start looking for shit to tear up or bite out of frustration. I throw feces and grab myself like a real chimp 1 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Who doesn't want to flush out a few puppies? think about your tiny spermatozoa's nailing that pigly egg at mock speeds! bam we have contact, 9 mounths that meatloaf pie cooks for''" Link to comment
q-tip Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Spidershark, spidershark.... Link to comment
smoke Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Can he swing from a web, no he can't cuz he's a shark. 1 Link to comment
smoke Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 This was me in Highscactually. I got better. Don't judge me. I tried this. I never got the timing of it down. I found out way too late that actually not giving a shit is what works good for me. I don't mean just acting like you don't give a shit....they can smell that on you, you have to really stop caring. Oh, and a motorcycle doesn't hurt anything either. Link to comment
Recommended Posts