EastBay521 Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 These fucking cats need to die. For the past year or so a few cats have been coming out around the neighborhood at night and hang out on the roofs of the houses. I do not like cats but them hanging out on the roofs doesnt bother me. What does bother me is how they get to the roof, the fuckers jump from the cars to the fence or just jump up from the car like just seen one do after he decided the 510 wasnt close enough and jumped to my moms car to do so. Minor scratches hardly noticable but I know they are there. Ive toyed with the idea of getting a bb gun before but was being considerate of the solar panels but fuck it. Its time for something to happen 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Move the cars. Make the fence impossible to use or walk on. Ask.... what is so special about the roof that they want to hang out there. Is it south facing and warmer at night? Go out and hose them down. Keep it up till they find it much drier to stay away. 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Just put a dog up there. 4 Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I don't know why they like to stay up there, but now theyre bothering me. Quote Link to comment
125 CSL Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 These fucking cats need to die. For the past year or so a few cats have been coming out around the neighborhood at night and hang out on the roofs of the houses. I do not like cats but them hanging out on the roofs doesnt bother me. What does bother me is how they get to the roof, the fuckers jump from the cars to the fence or just jump up from the car like just seen one do after he decided the 510 wasnt close enough and jumped to my moms car to do so. Minor scratches hardly noticable but I know they are there. Ive toyed with the idea of getting a bb gun before but was being considerate of the solar panels but fuck it. Its time for something to happen Had a car's paint messed up due to cats. 3 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I had paint ruined by dogs who were chasing cats. Quote Link to comment
Fat510 Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 These fucking cats need to die. For the past year or so a few cats have been coming out around the neighborhood at night and hang out on the roofs of the houses. I do not like cats but them hanging out on the roofs doesnt bother me. What does bother me is how they get to the roof, the fuckers jump from the cars to the fence or just jump up from the car like just seen one do after he decided the 510 wasnt close enough and jumped to my moms car to do so. Minor scratches hardly noticable but I know they are there. Ive toyed with the idea of getting a bb gun before but was being considerate of the solar panels but fuck it. Its time for something to happen Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 hair touching and finally 3 Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 ^ looks like cheesy ebay marketing 2 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 ^ looks like cheesy ebay marketing I bet anything this seller is from Eastern Europe or Russia 2 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 But what is actually for sale? Is the guitar, the chair, the floral arrangement or the crystal vase the floral arrangement is in? 1 Quote Link to comment
The Taterhead Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 If Russia or Eastern Europe probably the woman. Might could get a package deal. 1 Quote Link to comment
uieluck Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I bet anything this seller is from Eastern Europe or Russia NO WAY! A: She's smiling way too genuine. B: Waaaay too good of teeth going on there. C: But, ya you're right she looks E-euro (no wall plug-in to tell). btw... this is just my experience of living there for 3 years. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 But what is actually for sale? Is the guitar, the chair, the floral arrangement or the crystal vase the floral arrangement is in? The girl. #russianwivesdotcom 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I don't know why they like to stay up there, but now theyre bothering me. Electric charge wire on top of that fence, setup cam/record, post on youtube, troll the hate posters. WINNING! Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Around 7th or 8th grade I threw a dart into the side of my calf (the leg I was standing on while throwing the dart under my other, elevated leg) :P 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 (thanks now I feel obligated to reveal something stupid I did so you aren't all alone in your humiliation) 3 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 I'm not humiliated, it was funny and didn't hurt at all 2 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 I knew something stupid would happen....i mean...he is holding a Budweiser in his left hand......hahahaha AWESOME! :rofl: 3 Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Yea im an asshole.. Had some time to kill this morning so i stopped in target to check out the hotwheels. As I walk in I notice the cleaning guy is coming out of the bathroom so I decide to go take advantage and use a clean public toilet. When I get it has 2 stalls one of which was out of order and left only the handicapped stall open so I go in but the lock ois fucked up and you have to lift up the door to get the lock to line up. Anyways im going about my business and as im finishing up a guy walks in amd wasnt happy to find the only available stall was being used so he stands in front of the door sighing dramatically and tapping his foot so I take my sweet ass time. Finally he says "hurry up already" so I did. As im washing my hands I notice him struggling woth the lock and finally here him say fuck it and start to go about his business, so as I walk out 3guys walk in but before I leave I swing his door open and move the trash can in front of it and leave. Keep in mind this is a handicapped stall so the door is a good 4 feet from the toilet. I had a good laugh as did the other that were in the restroom but im sure his day was ruined 3 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Yea im an asshole.. Had some time to kill this morning so i stopped in target to check out the hotwheels. As I walk in I notice the cleaning guy is coming out of the bathroom so I decide to go take advantage and use a clean public toilet. When I get it has 2 stalls one of which was out of order and left only the handicapped stall open so I go in but the lock ois fucked up and you have to lift up the door to get the lock to line up. Anyways im going about my business and as im finishing up a guy walks in amd wasnt happy to find the only available stall was being used so he stands in front of the door sighing dramatically and tapping his foot so I take my sweet ass time. Finally he says "hurry up already" so I did. As im washing my hands I notice him struggling woth the lock and finally here him say fuck it and start to go about his business, so as I walk out 3guys walk in but before I leave I swing his door open and move the trash can in front of it and leave. Keep in mind this is a handicapped stall so the door is a good 4 feet from the toilet. I had a good laugh as did the other that were in the restroom but im sure his day was ruined I wouldve sat in there until my feet fell asleep 4 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Girl on the plane yelled "hey bucker" I heard "hey fucker" so responded Ended up bucking a rivet for her because her bucker got distracted, dammit extra work 2 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 n00b ^ :poke: 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Eng, I've been bored anyways 1 Quote Link to comment
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