hobospyder Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Strangely enough, when I was working at the lumber mill that only did cedar my ex wife preferred I not shower before bed. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Strangely enough, when I was working at the lumber mill that only did cedar my ex wife preferred I not shower before bed. the guys who pay attention to this sort of thing will pretty much all say the same. I smell like oil, weed and on occasion, some shitty homemade hippie soap, I fuckin stink.....and yet.... I do surprisingly well. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Cigarettes sweat and exhaust with a side of metal shavings these days personally. Ifn I wanted I'm sure I could get a female to play with. Never get any complaints about it though Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 This sort of thing occurred to me while in France. I was on a fishing boat with some locals, one of which smelled fucking STRONG. After a few drinks, I told him he stunk and needed to stand downwind from me. He jokingly puffed out his chest and said in a really loud voice (with heavy accent) "I SMELL LIKE A MAAAAAN"! We all laughed, but I tell you, this dude could reel them in. It was a two fold thing, the smell and his fuck you, so I stink, attitude. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Confidence is a major thing. Like, it's a crazy variable that determines a lot On a side note my shoulder has proven to confuse a doctor and I don't think I'm going to get fixed anytime soon Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 What's going on with that? Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 In reality there is no one thing women are attracted to; some are into fishy sweat, and some are into pachuli oil, or barn yard, old spice, cedar, WD40, you name it. I don't care how confident you are, you won't get the girl if you don't fit the bill. But if you are confident, you will get the ones that are into to what you got, and have a higher chance of making converts to trying something new... Like Head N Shoulders, coffee breath, and pizza grease. If it weren't for my confidence, I'd be so alone. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 And not giving a shit that I smell funky pulls in the kind I like (low standards). 2 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Now that's girl advice right there^^^ Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 And then there is this tinder or plenty if fish or whatever the hell they are. I got two texts from someone putting a worng number (ended up being mine) on one of those things, one just said "we should fuck" the other said something more cryptic that I don't remember but was pretty much a meet and screw situation.... ....still not sure if I was being baited by Tristin and Jrock or not though Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Probably tristin. 2 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 my wife had twenty-three teeth pulled today and had a new set of dentures jammed into her bleeding, raw gums. I guess this is a fairly common method of replacement now....? fuck all that noise. I'd rather be the centerfold for "The Big Book of British Smiles" than suffer what she's going through now. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 What's going on with that?what's going on with what exactly? Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Yeah no, I'll go toothless thank you my wife had twenty-three teeth pulled today and had a new set of dentures jammed into her bleeding, raw gums. I guess this is a fairly common method of replacement now....? fuck all that noise. I'd rather be the centerfold for "The Big Book of British Smiles" than suffer what she's going through now. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 what's going on with what exactly? shoulder Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 shoulderit's got gravel in it is the best way for me to explain it. If we ever met up I would have you feel it just because I love seeing the reactions I get from it. Gotta get an mri next week and then he will decide what's wrong with me and probably tell me to get a shot Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 hung out with this lil sex nugget last night. V.I,P ! :console: Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 hung out with this lil sex nugget last night. V.I,P ! You know, realistically drawing a girlfriend doesn't maker her real Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 You know, realistically drawing a girlfriend doesn't maker her real Oh she's for real alright. Sold Out show Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 hung out with this lil sex nugget last night. V.I,P ! :console: Anybody remember Zacktheimpaler? 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 it's got gravel in it is the best way for me to explain it. If we ever met up I would have you feel it just because I love seeing the reactions I get from it. Gotta get an mri next week and then he will decide what's wrong with me and probably tell me to get a shot sounds to me like a small chunk of cartilage has come loose, I have this in spots and it's just like that, gravel. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Might just be gravel. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 No accidents on the bike or on cars that would cause actual gravel tr8er That's what I've been thinking it is smoke, bout had a friend kick my ass for not getting it taken care of too. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Humans have pheromones just like the animals. Somewhen in the last century it became socially unacceptable to have BO and it was covered with pomades and scents. Now, human filth is gross and a stench but a little hard work smell is fine. It's honest and honestly earned. Surely we have smelled longer than we have tried not to. It's normal. Washing it all off and covering it with perfume, and let me say, yes what other word is it?? Never smelled AXE but I imagine it's the twenty-teens equivalent to the 70's Hai Karate... This shit was bought by the gallon and was really terrible shit I giot some for X-Mass... threw it out. I come home and (eventually) shower before bed. If I'm just going to work the next day, fuck deodorant. I'm in the woods with another guy working, like he gives a shit. If going out that night or something or the weekend I might put something on but NEVER EVER after shave. I don't have to smell great in my job and I don't have to please anyone. Change my clothes daily and had a shower within the last 12 hours. When I was younger I remember being out late the night before, slept in my clothes and went to work. Drove over to a friend and his g/f who had a friend over. I was grubby, greasy hair, needed a shave, brush my teeth and didn't want to offend her or give her the wrong impression but she stuck her tongue down my throat. She was hot as hell too. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 English leather is strong, what happened to mens cologne industry?, its like they want you to smell like a metro sweetart Quote Link to comment
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