fisch Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 It is like the Honey Badger himself wrote it. I was laughing out loud! Skyline God would drive! And for posterity I will paste the text for those that don't like to clicka da linky: "This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car. Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck. Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back. Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious. Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast. This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes. Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner. This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed. You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven. I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works." Quote Link to comment
NOTES... Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 C'mon Fisch... Repost... :unsure: But still funny.. :cool: Quote Link to comment
Eagle_Adam Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 :rofl: so worth reading Quote Link to comment
FoxyRoadster Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 finally got rid of the shitty green wheels he had on it. Quote Link to comment
Stupid_fast Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Linked to coworkers, awesome add. everyone is lol'ing at it. Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 The guy that wrote that is awesome. Quote Link to comment
Lonestar Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 OMG I'm dieing over here, I can't breath! Fricking He-larry-ous!!! :lol: Tho not a bad price for a skyline of that model. I'd drive it. But all in all, you have to give this guy props, we may all be laughing but we're reading his ad. Quote Link to comment
Mr.Dean_Yates Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 and children, this is why crack is bad :rofl: Quote Link to comment
fisch Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 C'mon Fisch... Repost... :unsure: Too funny! You know, I felt it was familiar, but being that it was a recent CL AD I figured it must be new and just dejavue. Sorry dudes! But think about this seller and all the play he is getting for his writing, but not his car! :rofl: Dude needs to be a stand up comic and not a drifter! Quote Link to comment
RedBanner Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 (gods voice) "v-tak just kicked in yo!" Quote Link to comment
fuzz's '71 510 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 bitches love orange....who would have known :thumbup: Quote Link to comment
dennis Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 bitches love orange....who would have known :thumbup: I asked my wife if she likes orange and she said yes. 1 Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I asked my wife if she likes orange and she said yes. True dat Quote Link to comment
Ira210 Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Me "hey you like orange?" Sweet blue eyed Blondie "yep" It's true! Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 finally got rid of the shitty green wheels he had on it. no, those are $450 " For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner." Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 :lol: This got passed around work in an email. Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Bitches love orange. Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Its true. When I bought my orange wagon. Hot neighbor chick came over, "Oooh I love your car, its so cute" Quote Link to comment
Jennifer Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Bitches love orange. orange is my favorite color and so is pumpkinss :lol: bisches everywhere :lol: Quote Link to comment
fuzz's '71 510 Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Orange Bitches?? Quote Link to comment
Korvus Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I asked my wife if she likes orange and she said yes. Texted the girlfriend: "Do you like Orange?" "Orange what....?" "Just...Orange. The color." "Uh. Yeah....It really depends though" Further verification. For SCIENCE. Quote Link to comment
fisch Posted November 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Texted the girlfriend: "Do you like Orange?" "Orange what....?" "Just...Orange. The color." "Uh. Yeah....It really depends though" Further verification. For SCIENCE. Hmmmm interesting. My wife painted the walls of out living room a burnt orange color... there might be something to this science you speak of. Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The guy that wrote that is awesome. Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Hmmmm interesting. My wife painted the walls of out living room a burnt orange color... there might be something to this science you speak of. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eB_Y4N_sLY&feature=related Quote Link to comment
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