Hardwyre Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 agreed. I have one just one..... in my 2001 b5 audi avant (that means wagon for the kids) turbo that haz 20lbs of boost. no body kit actually de badged it. its not what you do its how you do........ There is a 1989 Dodge Caravan turbo that goes down to PIR and pulls 10's all day long with 35 lbs of boost. It looks like such a beater, but it has a three stage boost controller to keep it from spinning through 3rd. The dude is a bit ... odd. But he's a hilarious bastard. He'll go up to Honda boys, peak at their hood and say things like "Looks expensive!" Of course the Honda kids take this as an opportunity to start bragging about how bad ass their cars are, then he jumps in with "Looks expensive, not fast." Then they challenge him, he points out the minivan with primer patches, etc. They laugh, he pulls out a $50. He always goes home with more money then he came with. Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 The man's a genius. Quote Link to comment
NOTES... Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 There is a 1989 Dodge Caravan turbo that goes down to PIR and pulls 10's all day long with 35 lbs of boost. It looks like such a beater, but it has a three stage boost controller to keep it from spinning through 3rd. The dude is a bit ... odd. But he's a hilarious bastard. He'll go up to Honda boys, peak at their hood and say things like "Looks expensive!" Of course the Honda kids take this as an opportunity to start bragging about how bad ass their cars are, then he jumps in with "Looks expensive, not fast." Then they challenge him, he points out the minivan with primer patches, etc. They laugh, he pulls out a $50. He always goes home with more money then he came with. Haha.. Reminds me of this one rabbit back in the day at the San Marcos In n Out races... Looked like shit but smashed on everyone.. and put up the cash... Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 LOL win. there was a dodge spirit R/t that used to roam spokane raceway.......nondescript looking beater with a taxicab paintjob..........ran 11's. that guy had beer money forever lol. Quote Link to comment
NOTES... Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 NOT RICE!!! But cool as in for this recent subject... My friend Josh's car.. what if i told u this Volvo is the fastest car here.. would you believe me? 11sec car... lol Does this look fast? Has a Diesel turbo swap boosting 30psi Quote Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 There is a 1989 Dodge Caravan turbo that goes down to PIR and pulls 10's all day long with 35 lbs of boost. It looks like such a beater, but it has a three stage boost controller to keep it from spinning through 3rd. The dude is a bit ... odd. But he's a hilarious bastard. He'll go up to Honda boys, peak at their hood and say things like "Looks expensive!" Of course the Honda kids take this as an opportunity to start bragging about how bad ass their cars are, then he jumps in with "Looks expensive, not fast." Then they challenge him, he points out the minivan with primer patches, etc. They laugh, he pulls out a $50. He always goes home with more money then he came with. OICS? Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 OICS? I don't have any oics, and I was wrong about the speed. Aaron is saying he's an 11-second minivan. If I see him around I'll have to try and talk him into showing me his engine bay. In the mean time, here's a Smart Car beating a Ferrari. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5S1NAMnYKM&feature=related Quote Link to comment
Dirk Diggler Posted July 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 NOT RICE!!! But cool as in for this recent subject... My friend Josh's car.. what if i told u this Volvo is the fastest car here.. would you believe me? 11sec car... lol Does this look fast? Has a Diesel turbo swap boosting 30psi You sure? Because I see a z8 alpina, I drove one Sunday and it scared the shit out of me. Not sure what kind of power it puts down, but enough to make my butthole pucker. Edit: nvm, just saw the diesel 30psi part. The alpina would give it a run for its money though! Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Looks expensive :rofl: Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Looks expensive :rofl: It is. Still doesn't mean its fast though. :D Quote Link to comment
Dirk Diggler Posted July 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 lol this one comes close.... also spotted in Cali, prob last year I think? I was rollin down to socal. silly ricers.... dont you know you look like a lol and it appears hes just telling all of lame french canada his car is the shit double post fail :fu: Quote Link to comment
ohio510 Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 hey metalmonkey is their any thing left @ the zone to put on this fn thing? how dose one even think this is cool? Quote Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 hey metalmonkey is their any thing left @ the zone to put on this fn thing? how dose one even think this is cool? Ummmm, need a oic of the owner, wouldn't want to be called racist but I would take a guess... :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
Rotary510 Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 I am Latino, It's OK...the owner of that flipping focus is a Mexican. I gotta say, I have seen many rice cars in my time, but this one is probably one of my top 5 of all time. It is the ugliest shit I have ever seen, I would not even drive it for free. I would be embarrassed... The funny thing is, that this car in Central America and/or Mexico is a "chick magnet", it would get attention from like the hottest chicks in the plazas, and clean rides like what we have here, girls don't even look at them, they want bling, even if it is Autozone "bling" and meaningless, as long as it has china bling, you will get booty cause of your car... especially if it looks like this focus, LMFAO! Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 I am Latino, It's OK...the owner of that flipping focus is a Mexican. I gotta say, I have seen many rice cars in my time, but this one is probably one of my top 5 of all time. It is the ugliest shit I have ever seen, I would not even drive it for free. I would be embarrassed... The funny thing is, that this car in Central America and/or Mexico is a "chick magnet", it would get attention from like the hottest chicks in the plazas, and clean rides like what we have here, girls don't even look at them, they want bling, even if it is Autozone "bling" and meaningless, as long as it has china bling, you will get booty cause of your car... especially if it looks like this focus, LMFAO! God bless the car ho's........best few years of my life lady wise was rollin the ricer crowd. Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 I am Latino, It's OK...the owner of that flipping focus is a Mexican. I gotta say, I have seen many rice cars in my time, but this one is probably one of my top 5 of all time. It is the ugliest shit I have ever seen, I would not even drive it for free. I would be embarrassed... The funny thing is, that this car in Central America and/or Mexico is a "chick magnet", it would get attention from like the hottest chicks in the plazas, and clean rides like what we have here, girls don't even look at them, they want bling, even if it is Autozone "bling" and meaningless, as long as it has china bling, you will get booty cause of your car... especially if it looks like this focus, LMFAO! So Mexican/Central American chicks are tasteless AND dumb? God bless the car ho's........best few years of my life lady wise was rollin the ricer crowd. Got your turn more often than usual? :D Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 Couldn't get the phone out before the shit can took off, but a Whasian fuckstick in a Del-Sol was sporting these on his fenders, and the matching scripture on the back deck. Quote Link to comment
ohio510 Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 is that a vent shade over the door handle on that foucus wtf guess if it gets you hot ass south of the border........ :huh: Quote Link to comment
Jesse C. Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 Just like in the US, other countries have Ghetto mofos as well and these Riced out cars are from such areas. So no, not all Mexican or South American women go for this kind of shit. Ghetto Bitches do! But as the same theory that chunky chicks give good head, the ghetto does sometime produce some very fine, but stupid, bitches! These are the types that drive around blaring some accordion shit music with some dumb fuck yodeling about how cool it is to be in a cartel. They all have the same fucked up wanna be Guido haircuts or look like Turkish army recruits! I could go on, but why clue them in! Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 I could go on, but why clue them in! Because you have a way with hilarious descriptions? :) Mexican Guidos... Quote Link to comment
ohio510 Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 saw this ass again check out kyle bush shite on his window lol (note door handle) Quote Link to comment
jon521 Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 In the mean time, here's a Smart Car beating a Ferrari. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5S1NAMnYKM&feature=related made me think of this http://youtu.be/cV4HdsDZX6c Quote Link to comment
Rotary510 Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 OICS? I have seen that Van, I know who he is. And yes, he is fast as fuck. he is hella weird, kind of hippie but sabbie nontheless. SOB is a pretty god mechanic, and those vans have a lot of potential, I have seen them runs 10's and 11's. I am running 12's right now and my car is half the weight, LOL. Quote Link to comment
Rotary510 Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 So Mexican/Central American chicks are tasteless AND dumb? Got your turn more often than usual? :D The answer is NO, not all Mexican Chicks are stupid and dumb, but yes they become stupid and dumb when a car like this rolls past them with the accordion shit music in the background "looking like a narco" with a bowl haircut. I have seen it in real life, my cousin has a 1990 dodge caravan in Guatemala with every type of Autozone bling you can put on the shit and well, the dudes gets chicks every freaken week. The dude is ugly as fucks but his car is "bling" so yeah... this shit gets you tail in those countries, seen in in real life. Quote Link to comment
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