Zombro Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Was pushing my 240sx in the garage and my GF was steering, I started pushing and it sat there not budgeing. Rev it up a bit and still nothing. Rev it up good and nothing. "Hey I forgot the parking brake! now try." I think this is why I am doing a motor swap right now. FML. *note* my 240sx has godly brakes for some reason. Quote Link to comment
comply Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 This may be the ultimate FUCK! story. Guy on the Realm had two rust free Nevada wagons. One day after some high winds, he came out and found them like this. http://www.the510realm.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9077&p=91068&hilit=tree+wagon#p91068 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Long ago (1993) but.......:( Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 fuck face that owned my truck before me welded in a floor board over the cheese hole one that was original. gunned it and the gas pedal stuck on it and it was stuck open full throttle for a good 5-6 seconds.. somehow lost the remote to my stereo, thats bullshit now i have to lean forward to change the song lol Quote Link to comment
Shonuff Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 so i spent a few months rebuilding my wheeler. new motor, brakes, quick release doors, and some new bearings/u-joints, and generally went over to kill the last of the basket case syndrom from the PO. when it was done it looked like this then i went camping, and let a friend drive it... not 72hrs after the first pic the video of the extraction here the heep doing the yanking is ]2edeye's freshly recovered heep mentioned earlier in this thread FUCK then it got stolen this last jan (fuck!). i got it back and did the needed headgasket. then not a month later im driving down the free way and it sucked a 10mm washer from the weber filter into cyl #3 FUCK (note: chewed washer on piston) got it back together and it ran fine NOT FUCK :D then i went camping... broke 1 birfield doing nothing stupid at all. amazingly got one delivered to BFE national forest. and broke it the next day being stupid FUCK but i did tow home a K5 blazer with it so mostly not fuck. :fu: Quote Link to comment
0.C. Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Customer's car. 1955 Chevy Belair more than $130,000 put into. After we painted it and charged him 20k for the paint job, I decided to test drive it becuase the customer said that the overdrive wouldn't kick in. I drove off the shop, right when I got on the freeway ramp, first gear burnout, second gear reached 60mph, 3rd gear hood pops open, hits the roof, I brake hard and I just see the hood landing in front of me and sliding off the ramp until it hits the bumper. The car show was the next day, and we just had a wrecked hood, big dents on the roof, and fenders. I found out that day that I could work 40 hours straight, with lots of coffee. Quote Link to comment
jonesy510 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I was moving my car into the garage to replace my BMC, my car had no bmc in it at the time. I should have just pushed it in, being that I had two friends there to help but nooooooooo. I drove up the driveway wayyyy to fast, realised I was going too fast, pressed the brake pedal and was likeFUCK My car was fine but I snapped a 2x4.... it actually came through the other side of the wall. so dumb haha i was there that shit was funny as hell!!!:lol: Quote Link to comment
izzo Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 so i spent a few months rebuilding my wheeler. new motor, brakes, quick release doors, and some new bearings/u-joints, and generally went over to kill the last of the basket case syndrom from the PO. when it was done it looked like this then i went camping, and let a friend drive it... not 72hrs after the first pic the video of the extraction here the heep doing the yanking is ]2edeye's freshly recovered heep mentioned earlier in this thread FUCK then it got stolen this last jan (fuck!). i got it back and did the needed headgasket. then not a month later im driving down the free way and it sucked a 10mm washer from the weber filter into cyl #3 FUCK (note: chewed washer on piston) got it back together and it ran fine NOT FUCK :D then i went camping... broke 1 birfield doing nothing stupid at all. amazingly got one delivered to BFE national forest. and broke it the next day being stupid FUCK but i did tow home a K5 blazer with it so mostly not fuck. :fu: hahahaha shit will buff out Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Long long ago, my '55 is in the yard with the rear axle out of it. (can't remember why now) I finally get the bumper jack under it, which isn't easy with it an inch off the ground. I get it up high enough to work on it and kick the flat spare tire under it. I slide under and start wrenching on it, and... Boom the jack slips off and the heavy ass Chev falls on me with the frame across my chest. It feels like FUCK!!! Breathing is near impossible, like through a drinking straw. I lived above a body shop and six guys rush out and lift that prick off of me and I crawl out. Shaken but alive and unhurt, more or less. The body shop owner points to the spare tire... the only thing that saved my ass that day. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Quote Link to comment
DRIVEN Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I've got a couple. Bought this Lincoln at auction and was gonna flip it and expected to make a couple grand. Worked all the bugs out (and there were a bunch) and felt confident it would someone a nice driver. Drove it out to an Auto Trader branch for them to shoot pics for an ad. 3 hours later, on my way home, I drove it through a power pole at @ 50 MPH. It was going to be the last time I drove it before it sold. Literally took a four foot section out of the pole and it stuck back in the ground, being held up by the support wires. I walked away but the car became an organ donor. Hard to tell in the pic but there was a pie shaped wedge back to the front crossmember. FUCK!! [/img] Second has already been posted elsewhere by my brother. This was around '95. Orange one was a nice parts car and the primed one was his. FUCK!! [/img] Quote Link to comment
az_rat210 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Sorry about the damage to your vehicle...sucks. On the other hand, the following Link may help you feel better about the word FUCK! Proper use of English http://www.nailmaster.ru/fuck.html Quote Link to comment
Phlebmaster Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 These contractors are installing the steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home. How long do you think it will be before they realize where they parked? :lol: Quote Link to comment
fastdadd Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 oh shit that was funny i had this one ton suburban that was missing the motor for sale this guy comes buy to look at it and as we are putting up on his trailer the rear brake locks up and the bails on the sale..next day i go out to find out what happened and as i am taking the axle shaft out the truck starts to roll down the driveway and slams into the side of my daily driver and totals it Quote Link to comment
littlejason Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 I got t-boned in a '74 Corolla SR-5. I wasn't that mad at the time (it wasn't my 'good' car) and I don't know if you guys care about Corollas, but if you think about it, FUCK Quote Link to comment
SRSANDS Posted June 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 (edited) WTFuck...someone changed my thread title????????? Edited June 13, 2009 by datzenmike clarity Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment
Phirus Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 I had half a tree break off and land on my 510 wagon a couple years back, there was no wind, I was at the hospital checking on my mom who tried to od... and my brother happened to be there with the sickest case of pink eye I've ever seen, OH YEAH, it was also 4th of july... Great holiday. Quote Link to comment
SRSANDS Posted June 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 All these post are quite deppressing but very interesting....now when somebody gets their SHIT broken they can read this thread and feel better Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 i swapped in a rebuilt L18 to the red 4dr i had (only have before pix), while on another test drive, in the cyn, i rolled it :eek: FUCK KCUF fuck! we (friend and my dog) got out rolled it back over and drove it home. every panel was smashed. Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 My friend had an '81 4x4 720 with rebuilt Z. I had an '80 4x4 720 with an L20b with about 200,000 on it. We decided to go muddin. We both went throught the same mudhole, my ol girl made it out no problem. My friend got stuck in the middle of it with water up to the floor boards. The worst part is he suckd water down the carb and before he could shut it off lost all oil pressure....FUCK!! I had to tow him home 15 miles. We rebuilt the motor again and he sold it. Quote Link to comment
moparvwfreak Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 I got t-boned in a '74 Corolla SR-5. I wasn't that mad at the time (it wasn't my 'good' car) and I don't know if you guys care about Corollas, but if you think about it, FUCK sold my 75 Corrola SR5 because i couldn't get it running. the guy i sold it to got it running, i forgot to ground the condenser, and proceded to blow the motor not an hour later. then he scrapped it after his sister beat the hell out of it with a sledgehammer. i miss my corrolas..... Quote Link to comment
steve g Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 My worst fuck.... embarrassing fuck and dumbfuck were all combined at once! Back in the late 90s i was the typical punk ass 5.0 mustang owner... i had a black 90 saleen replica.. On my way to my new job (yes the first day) i was driving next to a black suv that had a super hot chick driving.... i was looking into her window when i got her attention, she smiled and kinda waved.... at this point i had to be a showoff in the typical 5.0 mustang owner way and pulled it down to second gear doing about 5000 rpm and floor it to impress her....... well little did i know that while i was looking at her and showing off traffic had stopped ahead of me. As soon as i looked forward i got to see the letters in my windshield NISSAN from a 720 truck tailgate ironically. Yep i steam rolled that little 720 and got to sit in a pile up and to make it even worse the cute cirl was stuck in traffic too right next to me... looking in my window.... laughing.... fuck! Nissan 720 totalled.... mustang destroyed.... ego crushed. and now i have a 720... hmmm what does this mean? Quote Link to comment
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