bananahamuck Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 so, was walking down street, and I do believe I just missed a tow truck :rofl: Or maybe a guerrilla art installment of the artists take on the urban automobile culture and it's one-upmanship symbolized by a penis and a bean with a penis.... Or not , i don't know 1 Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 That's quite an imagination, nanners :rofl: 1 Link to comment
DaBlist Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 That's quite an imagination, nanners :rofl: He is the life time president of DDHA Datsun & Dick Holders Association Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 That's quite an imagination, nanners :rofl: That's barely the tip of the iceberg Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 A king hosts a contest for his daughters hand in marriage, but to win the contest interesting he also gives the options of - 1.his daughter 2. riches and wealth beyond your wildest dreams 3. to be knighted made a duke or a earl The king has a a 100 ft long by, 20 ft deep , and 20 ft wide pit dug, fills it with crocodiles, piranhas, snakes and hell why not hippos. So the king says the first man that makes it across can have one of the three choices above.... This draws a huge crowd from all over the kings land.. One brave man jumps in and starts through to the other side ..about ten feet in the crocs tear him in half. The crowd cheers for the next man stepping up, he jumps in gets half way and a giant anaconda wraps him up..gone. Before the crowd realises there's a man swimming as hard and fast as he will ever want too, pass the crocs, through the piranhas around the snakes and away from the hippos. Hes half way, almost there, to the edge and up the ladder.... "HE'S MADE IT!!!" the king shouts. So the king comes down to greet the brave man, and asks so what would it be surely you want my daughter...? "NO!" the man says (huff and puff) "Well then you must want riches beyond your dreams!" "NO!" (deep breaths) "Then you want to be an earl or duke!" "NO!" (deep breaths) hunched over "Than what is it you want young man?" the king says.... The man finally catches his breath and looks around and says... "I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK PUSHED ME IN!!!!!" 3 Link to comment
q-tip Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 YES ITS HEAVY, NOW UNLOCK THE FUCKING DOOR WOMAN! 3 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 *Snip* A king hosts a contest for his daughters hand in marriage, but to win the contest interesting he also gives the options of - 1.his daughter 2. riches and wealth beyond your wildest dreams 3. to be knighted made a duke or a earl The king has a a 100 ft long by, 20 ft deep , and 20 ft wide pit dug, fills it with crocodiles, piranhas, snakes and hell why not hippos. So the king says the first man that makes it across can have one of the three choices above.... This draws a huge crowd from all over the kings land.. One brave man jumps in and starts through to the other side ..about ten feet in the crocs tear him in half. The crowd cheers for the next man stepping up, he jumps in gets half way and a giant anaconda wraps him up..gone. Before the crowd realises there's a man swimming as hard and fast as he will ever want too, pass the crocs, through the piranhas around the snakes and away from the hippos. Hes half way, almost there, to the edge and up the ladder.... "HE'S MADE IT!!!" the king shouts. So the king comes down to greet the brave man, and asks so what would it be surely you want my daughter...? "NO!" the man says (huff and puff) "Well then you must want riches beyond your dreams!" "NO!" (deep breaths) "Then you want to be an earl or duke!" "NO!" (deep breaths) hunched over "Than what is it you want young man?" the king says.... The man finally catches his breath and looks around and says... "I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK PUSHED ME IN!!!!!" 1 Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 yea i didnt want to do that when i was copy pasting it.... 1 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Glad you not mad at me grammar nazi'ing on it. :) Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 i actually prefer reading your version in fact im going to go edit my post with your art work 2 Link to comment
tr8er Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I was banging this chick on her kitchen table, when we heard the front door open. She said "it's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" I probably should've run away, but you don't get offers like that every day. 7 Link to comment
Fat510 Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 >using memes to tell jokes >constanza.jpeg 1 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 >using memes to tell jokes >constanza.jpeg do you mean costanza? Link to comment
Draker Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 It's World AIDS Day........ and also Giving Tuesday. I'm gonna sit this one out. 4 Link to comment
Draker Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) Edited December 1, 2015 by Draker Link to comment
hobospyder Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 . ummmm......? Link to comment
Draker Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I was testing something. Test failed. Link to comment
Draker Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Replaced failure, with gif. Link to comment
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