MicroMachinery Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 I licked Troy's butt clean. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 this is fake ^ long time ago life was really fucking hard and boring. Most people died at age 40, got small pox's, went blind, disembodiment , everytime you would screw you're wife she would get pregnant...........ect...... well along came trick photography and the shape shifting camera lens , THEN everything was funny and jokey, especially with animals hence beaver fish, giant crickets and strawberries. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 this is fake ^ long time ago life was really fucking hard and boring. Most people died at age 40, got small pox's, went blind, disembodiment , everytime you would screw you're wife she would get pregnant...........ect...... well along came trick photography and the shape shifting camera lens , THEN everything was funny and jokey, especially with animals hence beaver fish, giant crickets and strawberries. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Link to comment
TENDRIL Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 >be me >20 >living with girlfriend >8.5/10 pale, nice body, gingery >she pays for everything >her parents just throw her a K a month >I just throw her the D >daily poontang > ********* .zip >she buys us Chinese >bitch doesn't get based "house of ling" > ***** with "great china wall" >she gets the ****** shrimp >things actually aren't ****** > **** , not ****** enough >no ***** actually >for a few days > **** >she won't have sex cuz her tummy hurts and is bloated >jizz starts to stockpile in my prostate like Germany 1938 >devise final solution >"hey lemme get the booty hole so I can loosen you up so you can finally pass this stuff" >please tell me how she agreed, I have no idea >booty hole swole shut >put extra lotion in there >keep trying to put it in >can barely contain excitement >Johnson's gunna spill his spaghetti the instant he gets in there >say **** it >go hard or go home >blitzcrieg in booty >little resistance >feel the ****** wall of mighty mother Russia behind the first push >pump all my soldiers in as deep as possible >power in which the world has never seen unleashed >the motherland tries to retaliate >her paleness now full red ruskie style >winteriscoming.FLP >she shoves me out >runs to the bathroom with **** ton of lotion and jizz running down her thigh >toilets FW Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 >be me >20 >living with girlfriend >8.5/10 pale, nice body, gingery >she pays for everything >her parents just throw her a K a month >I just throw her the D >daily poontang > ********* .zip >she buys us Chinese >bitch doesn't get based "house of ling" > ***** with "great china wall" >she gets the ****** shrimp >things actually aren't ****** > **** , not ****** enough >no ***** actually >for a few days > **** >she won't have sex cuz her tummy hurts and is bloated >jizz starts to stockpile in my prostate like Germany 1938 >devise final solution >"hey lemme get the booty hole so I can loosen you up so you can finally pass this stuff" >please tell me how she agreed, I have no idea >booty hole swole shut >put extra lotion in there >keep trying to put it in >can barely contain excitement >Johnson's gunna spill his spaghetti the instant he gets in there >say **** it >go hard or go home >blitzcrieg in booty >little resistance >feel the ****** wall of mighty mother Russia behind the first push >pump all my soldiers in as deep as possible >power in which the world has never seen unleashed >the motherland tries to retaliate >her paleness now full red ruskie style >winteriscoming.FLP >she shoves me out >runs to the bathroom with **** ton of lotion and jizz running down her thigh >toilets FW 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 At least jizz was spelled correctly. 1 Link to comment
505plus5 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 That site looks cheezy too, flat... No effort in spiffing it up, whatsoever. Lol Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 But it works. Yours is broken. Link to comment
505plus5 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 ^Not. I just tried it. :) Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Tempest is money. Has been for years. Link to comment
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