datzenmike Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Wait...Are you just now following this? I've been waiting for WWIII to kick off since they invaded Ukraine lol. Other than that, I've totally tuned out the rest of the world and could care less. Got no cable = life is good. I have a feeling Snowden whispered in Vlad's ear. Told him the US is a paper tiger and he could waltz into the Eucheraine unopposed. I suppose Snowden could be a plant from the CIA.... Link to comment
smoke Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 That would be very fancy on our part.......a little TOO fancy. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 It would also explain why Israel more or less said "fuck you' to the US over Gaza. Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 I revert to my default reaction..... kill 'em all!!! Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 I revert to my default reaction..... kill 'em all!!! Someone already tried that approach 1 Link to comment
Parkinglotslider521 Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Is it bad of me to hope we get into some sort of conflict so that enlistment requirements will be relaxed? I can't serve because of too many tickets and a pot charge from high school. I want to go into (and qualified for) the navy seals so bad I can taste it. And its not like im asking for a cushy job. I know I could die in a pile of brass and im ok with that. I just want to serve. Link to comment
smoke Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Someone already tried that approach Jay Leno? Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 A good lawyer should be able get under 17 records sealed or if you pay more completely expunged . Link to comment
smoke Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 OOOOOOOORRR, spend a week watching how fucked up I am and just become a plumber or something. 2 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 You could make a costume outta super glue, guinea chicken feathers and a stained jock strap and storm the Canadian border . 2 Link to comment
smoke Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Not just any chicken will do, follow these steps to the letter. 1 Link to comment
revokesss Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Where are these fuckers getting there appraisles? Im guessing the same place this dude is getting his appraisal? http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/4618967697.html First of all -- Response to this posting has been TREMENDOUS Thanks for all the COMPLIMENTS If this posting is STILL UP -- the car is still available I bought this Datsun 280ZX NEW from a Dealer in Texas when I graduated from the USMA (West Point). It was a Special Order. It has been in Dry Storage for most of It's life. It was stored it at my Parents Garage for many years. Time passed & Things Happened. I traveled all over the World as a U.S. Army Special Forces Officer (Green Beret). Occasionally, I would visit my Parents & take the car out for a drive I took it to Ft. Bragg & Ft. Benning & stored it there, driving it occasionally. I took it with me when I was an Instructor at VMI & stored it there The Cadets loved this car & I gave rides to anyone who asked. Eventually, it ended up back in my Parents Garage again. For the past 10 Years it has been in Storage in my Hangar here in CA. It is RED with T Tops & Leather Interior. Manual transmission (5 Speed) Everything works. Totally Stock It still SMELLS like a NEW CAR inside. No one has EVER smoked in this automobile. This is a Really Beautiful Car & I get compliments on it ALL THE TIME. I am afraid to drive it on the street because I am afraid that someone will hit it or it will be stolen. I drive it around the airport where it is stored -- just to keep everything working. I also have the Original Datsun Factory Maintenance Manual which goes with the car. I still have the Original Title from when I purchased it NEW in Texas Other Memorabilia includes Factory Brochures & Window Sticker. 14,000 Miles 1983 was the LAST YEAR for the 280Z series & this is THE BEST looking 280ZX I have ever seen. Price $40K -- Absolutely FIRM - ABSOLUTELY & POSITIVELY NO HAGGLING SERIOUS PARTIES ONLY I WILL CONSIDER A TRADE FOR (Must BE LOW MILEAGE): 1992 or Later 928 PORSCHE (RED) OR 2010 or later CORVETTE (RED) OR 2010 or Later Ford F150 King Ranch Edition Pickup (White) Please NOTE: I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH - This is, after all -- AMERICA - An ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY If you do not SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH -- PLEASE DO NOT Contact Me do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers $40k for a regular 83 280zx? ok maybe a a 280zxr would be worth half that but come on.. Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 To me that looks like a model. But I could be wrong. 1 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 The bottom of ad should read. Please note: Current owner is a total dick. 1 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Not just any chicken will do, follow these steps to the letter. Well my thinking(?) ,,,,,,, was this , it is like when your watching one of those 70s variety shows and the guest comes rollin in , in a paisley leasure suit.. The pattern weirds out the cameras and such.. And as the Obama goverment is currently suppressing the knowlege of how to grow chickens that resemble chain link.. It was the obvious next best choice. Link to comment
smoke Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 I agree and don't get me started on the chain link chicken thing...fuckin Obama. 2 Link to comment
revokesss Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 The bottom of ad should read. Please note: Current owner is a total dick. I couldn't agree more! 1 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 So I'm at the new "grand re opening" of round table pizza because the old was jive. for the first time they didn't mess up my order, 4 flat screen tvs, buffet a.y.c.e, and on comes the radio its odb or something " ya bitch, smack ass, flip you around,......you like drugs? Ecstasy". . .. ECT... almost pissed myself laughing, there's like children and handicapped old people in there. must be the new clear channel Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 XXX-rated Isaac Hayes-ish disco-era song about a black truck driver encountering the KKK - fucking love this thing! 1 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 not sure if photoshopped or........ Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 I was going out for a hamburger but there is an old Robin Williams movie come on TV ,, i will probably just hang around and watch that. to soon? 1 Link to comment
JoeCool Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 XXX-rated Isaac Hayes-ish disco-era song about a black truck driver encountering the KKK - fucking love this thing! I got your dirty music and raise you another! 2 Link to comment
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