laotsu Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Omg! I am so in Oregon. I see white people everywhere 2 Link to comment
smoke Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Used the pointy end eh? Well technically, the mink bit the guy on the toe and when he was distracted by it, I hit him in the temple with a bottle of log cabin syrup. But...the mink played a roll in it. 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Well technically, the mink bit the guy on the toe and when he was distracted by it, I hit him in the temple with a bottle of log cabin syrup. But...the mink played a roll in it.was he trying to get your goat? 1 Link to comment
smoke Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 No, he was a health inspector who was telling me it was unsanitary for me to raise mink in a bath tub in the back room of a coffee shop. Fucker was gonna write me up, so I had to make a move. 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 No, he was a health inspector who was telling me it was unsanitary for me to raise mink in a bath tub in the back room of a coffee shop. Fucker was gonna write me up, so I had to make a move.sounds like the mink made the first move 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 I once knew a guy whose face was eaten by a pet ferret while he slept. new meaning to the term ferret faced. Ferret was on bah salts 3 Link to comment
smoke Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Perfect description of a guy who bought some wheels from me last night, a ferret on bath salts. 2 Link to comment
laotsu Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 truck stop wares, do a little cookery on the road. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Where's the fleshlight for the road load? 3 Link to comment
laotsu Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Holee sheet, that's a gross thought 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 so I made it to Grants Pass Link to comment
laotsu Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 decided that the truck ran so well to take the 101. About 20 miles down 99 I stop at a yard sale. when I started back up it starts to ring under full throttle. So i limped it to Crescent City and change the fuel filter. What do you know in the parking lot there's another 72 521 2 Link to comment
laotsu Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 f****** ugly fuel filter 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 on the road again! 3 Link to comment
tr8er Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 So... As we all know, jerking off makes one blind. Does that make the Fleshlight a pun? Or Irony? 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 And accidents cause people. 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Fix it with alcohal. The cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. 2 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 So on another board,, a moderator posted that he was buying parts from an old dude that had junk in an old cardboard box ,, he apparently expressed interest in said box,, so the guy dumped whatever was in it out ,,,,, and gave him the box. Said BOX!! :frantics: :frantics: Posting it here because if your to much of a wiener to be in insomniac you don't deserve to see it. 3 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 I can see that happening. 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted May 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 No Weiner's need apply 1 Link to comment
Dguy210 Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Went to Stone today...so damn tasty, left with a growler. 3 Link to comment
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