RatVonDude Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 this you smoke? You look almost bored. only special forces guys had beards right? 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 How's the external ones??? 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 what a suckfest. I had something that was in my eyes equally sucky. I lived in an apartment when i was in college next to two girls from Sweden. After a night of drinking a BIG bottle of Rain vodka with them I woke up in one of their beds , in my boxers, to the smell of breakfast. Walked out to find both of them in t-shirts not wearing panties. Dont remember a thing. They both got busted and deported for weed a few weeks later. Bummer At least I still have all my internal organs. sometimes you just get lucky and there is no reasoning or effort behind any of it. Quote Link to comment
Parkinglotslider521 Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 All the external ones are good as well. I scored a 93 on my ASVAB and wanted to join the SEALS but can't because of too many tickets. No shit. I can pass the physical test, They offered to put me in the nuclear program, but I can't be special forces because of speeding and seatbelt tickets. WTF Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 the pool is 50 feet long 15 feet wide on one end and 20 feet wide on the other 5 feet to 9 feet deep all the concrete decking is going into the pool and it might still take over 200 tons of asphalt base to fill it throw a couple Volvos in there. 1 Quote Link to comment
maltese Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 throw a couple Toyota's in there. 2 Quote Link to comment
Ranman72 Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 had a dead battery yesterday so I jumped the truck , ran it from 545 am till 100 pm never shut it off , drove about 60 miles then shut it off for 4 hours battery was dead again the batteries are 2.5 year old sears die hard gold . went to sears to have them tested tech said both batteries checked out good so I went home and charged the battery on the pass side for 2 hours 15 volts , I went to check on the truck and something was fizzing it was the drivers side battery the battery temp was 198 the pass side was 98 three hours later I checked and the battery was still fizzing the numbers were 88 and 190 so I went back to sears a little pissed this morning and the tech said we can only test it and see if it passes well guess what it failed NO SHIT THE TEMP TOLD ME THAT guy said the eve techs suck and he probably load tested the batteries while they were still in the truck so the good one supported the bad one last night the batteries had 12.87 volts this morning the bad one had .002 and the good one 11.87 good thing it tested bad I would have told them to put 2 new batteries in my truck and charge me for them then refund my money when you find the old one dead or on fire in the morning pass drivers Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Is it bad when you want to send someone a message telling them that they're still your favourites? Got a new Tully's girl today and may have hurt one of the old Tully's girls feelings Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 No man, let her stew on it for a bit (if you're interested in her anyway). Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 No man, let her stew on it for a bit (if you're interested in her anyway). This man knows. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Yeah, when you fall into the category of not being rich or handsome, you are required to pick up a few skills. Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 What's a Tully girl? When messaging chicks email is the proper ave. Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 What's a Tully girl? When messaging chicks email is the proper ave. Nothing separates you from the pack like a telegram. 2 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 The singing type if you're really classy. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Problem is, I tend to develop infatuations over my Tully's girls. Well, the ones with good personalities at least. They're all nice to look at but what really gets me is when they have personalities and the new one hasn't shown enough of hers for me to decide or not Wait how is that a problem with smokes advice..... Idk No man, let her stew on it for a bit (if you're interested in her anyway). Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 And I think I make enough to offset my looks at this point. As long as I'm not spending it on something or trying to save for a house yaknow? Yeah, when you fall into the category of not being rich or handsome, you are required to pick up a few skills. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 If I knew of any telegram services I would do this. Nothing separates you from the pack like a telegram. Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 General rule, if their job is to make and serve coffee they're fucking nuts!! Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 But I'm nuts tip, nutzos are my breed of people and so Mich more fun to be around Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 General rule, if their job is to make and serve coffee they're fucking nuts!! Or even OWN a coffee shop (come to find out). Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Were all crazy here I was just giving fair warning, I've seen like stab you in your sleep kind of nuts Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Or even OWN a coffee shop (come to find out). That's a whole other level there buddy Quote Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 General rule, if they have a vagina they're fucking nuts!! 3 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 I've dated the like. You just gotta make sure they like you enough to keep you around Were all crazy here I was just giving fair warning, I've seen like stab you in your sleep kind of nuts Quote Link to comment
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