metalmonkey47 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 LOL Ironic how they call you a baby, but write like a 12 year old kid on crack cocaine. Not to mention the blatant racism. If anyone left a note like that on my truck, i'd be cracking skulls. Shit ain't right. 2 Quote Link to comment
darrel Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 fix your fukking alarm and don't blow leaves at 6:30 pm, try it at 6:30 am. 1 Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 can someone translate crack head writing... I cant read that chicken scratch... 5 Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 can someone translate crack head writing... I cant read that chicken scratch... It says (and I'm paraphrasing) wah wah wah I'm a 12 year old and I don't like that you drive a Mexican minitruck oh and also I think but don't really know if you're the one that called the police because we were partying. The people that wrote that are some remedial mother fuckers. Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted June 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 I call the cops on junkies shooting smack next to my house not loud ass tweekers. 1 Quote Link to comment
Dguy210 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Deciphered sort of: Also I ran this through a site that tells you the gender of the writer. Comes out at either female or weak male, either way a little bitch :sneaky:Dear neighborI believe that one night you called the police on my neighbors for having a birth-day party. I guess the noise was to much for you. So you cried like a baby and called the police.Well let me describe how you have disturbed the peice[sic] in this neighbor hood. your fucking truck for one. the exhaust [alarm] system on your truck is very [undecipherable- trickerting??] your mexican [??-hat] [??-lower],Then their[sic] the fucken[sic] alarm in the [??-valve] that didn't stay for two months. I am not a friend of yours. But you better [??-get?] your shit and learn to be quite[sic]. Whats[sic] up with the leafe[sic] blower at 6:30 on a saturday night.Shut the fuck up. its[sic] like you cant stand the noise but your[sic] the one making it. This part is what I don't understand :I believe that one night you called the police on my neighbors for having a birth-day party. Why does the writer care that the neighbors got the police called on them? How the hell does this have any relevance? 4 Quote Link to comment
darrel Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Deciphered sort of: Also I ran this through a site that tells you the gender of the writer. Comes out at either female or weak male, either way a little bitch :sneaky: Dear neighbor I believe that one night you called the police on my neighbors for having a birth-day party. I guess the noise was to much for you. So you cried like a baby and called the police. Well let me describe how you have disturbed the peice[sic] in this neighbor hood. your fucking truck for one. the exhaust [alarm] system on your truck is very [undecipherable- trickerting??](irritating) your mexican [??-hat] [??-lower](leaf blower), Then their[sic] the fucken[sic] alarm in the [??-valve](volvo) that didn't stay for two months. I am not a friend of yours. But you better [??-get?] your shit and learn to be quite[sic]. Whats[sic] up with the leafe[sic] blower at 6:30 on a saturday night. Shut the fuck up. its[sic] like you cant stand the noise but your[sic] the one making it. This part is what I don't understand :I believe that one night you called the police on my neighbors for having a birth-day party. Why does the writer care that the neighbors got the police called on them? How the hell does this have any relevance? This helped for some of the things i couldn't make out the first ten times I tried to read through the note. Quote Link to comment
Dguy210 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 This helped for some of the things i couldn't make out the first ten times I tried to read through the note. Thanks, those corrections make more sense. Quote Link to comment
darrel Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Dear neighbor, I believe that one night you called the police on my neighbors for having a birthday party. I guess the noise was too much for you so you cried like a baby and called police. Well let me describe how you have disturbed the peace in this neighborhood peace. Your fucking truck for one. The exhaust system on your truck is very irritating, your mexican leaf blower, then there's the broken alarm in the volvo that didn't stop for two months. I am not a friend of yours but you better quit your shit and learn to be quiet. What's up with the leaf blower at 6:30 on saturday night? Shut the fuck up. It's like you can't stand the noise, but your the one making it. I left most of the spelling and grammar in because it was making my head hurt. And I hope this translation will help Laotsu get his shit together. :-D 2 Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 lol I want to punch them.... not even for the note... solely based on their grammar and hand writing 6 Quote Link to comment
converted_to_datsun Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Wow haha sounds like you live in a classy neighborhood of 12 year olds haha Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted June 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Skib has actually been here. I think the note came from the drunken bitch across the street that was raising hell when he picked up an engine with red. Quote Link to comment
darrel Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Skib has actually been here. I think the note came from the drunken bitch across the street that was raising hell when he picked up an engine with red. We'll need video of this. Quote Link to comment
CorAce Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 I feel dumber for reading that letter, and I haven't got far to fall. Who in the hell puts that shit on paper and expects to be taken seriously? You should leave a pamphlet for a local community collage on their door, and maybe highlight the reading/writing classes in it so they get the hint. 1 Quote Link to comment
68Datsun510 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 In response to this letter, MSD 6AL with rev limiter chip, proceed to test rev limiter for half an hour. at 3am... Quote Link to comment
heretic Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 HAHAHAHA I just wanna know what part of Santa Rosa you live in.!! I thought that whole town wiped their asses with greenbacks. I call the cops on junkies shooting smack next to my house not loud ass tweekers. Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted June 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 HAHAHAHA I just wanna know what part of Santa Rosa you live in.!! I thought that whole town wiped their asses with greenbacks. It's called the West End, the cops took forty rocks of coke of some baller two months ago. Quote Link to comment
heretic Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 niiiiice.! I've got a good friend of mine that lives over in Rincon Valley. His family has been there since the early 1800's It's called the West End, the cops took forty rocks of coke of some baller two months ago. Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 sounds like we have a location for a meet, hell a Canby afterparty! 2 Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted June 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Rincon valley is just bored white kids. The cops don't even bother to go there. Quote Link to comment
Z chopper Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 but the way the writer of the notes says they are not your friend makes me think it is one of your friends trying to bust your balls. if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Portland is just bored white kids. The cops don't even bother to go there. fixed Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted June 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 but the way the writer of the notes says they are not your friend makes me think it is one of your friends trying to bust your balls. if you know what I mean. no, the author is correct, she is not my friend. despite what Ratbaggin the kiwi might think or say all my friends are ballsy enough to fuck with me face to face. Quote Link to comment
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