banginboots Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Man, you think Donkey Punch is bad... you want to stay away from The Angry Pirate, The Glass Bottom Boat, Alaskan Pipeline, or a Blumpkin. Dude easy on the blumpkin... i can understand keepin away from a dirty sanchez... but gettin blown on the shitter thats two of my favorite things combined.. Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.... 'S true, I saw this in Insomniacs. chuck norris is the only person alive who can punch you in the back of the face Quote Link to comment
littlejason Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 So I showed my wife the sexy sax man thing- 1) because she owns a saxamaphone 2) to get her in the mood if you know what I'm sayin. She said "seen it." I said "let's lick mics." 1 Quote Link to comment
hvyd Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 cant believe this hasnt been posted yet... Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 at least this thread has improved since mikes invetion of the mic. likk Quote Link to comment
Tristin Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Dude easy on the blumpkin... i can understand keepin away from a dirty sanchez... but gettin blown on the shitter thats two of my favorite things combined.. Wow... I didnt say I wouldnt do it. I just mentioned that if you cant handle a little Donkey Punch, you cant handle the Blumpkin. Im all for it. I like to combine it with eating a sandwich to save time. Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Wow... I didnt say I wouldnt do it. I just mentioned that if you cant handle a little Donkey Punch, you cant handle the Blumpkin. Im all for it. I like to combine it with eating a sandwich to save time. dude i like yur style...well stated Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Thats all just wrong. Is this what the kids do at raves and such? Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 lickin the mic... The latest internet expression for "That's about as close to her, as I will ever get" Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 The latest internet expression for "That's about as close to her, as I will ever get" you know it takes alot to coin a phrase but buddy you hit a winner (i mean wiener....for tristin) on this one...by the way the dude that started this thread aint posted in like 3 pages anyone know the guy wanna check and see if he hung himself in his closet out of shame........im jus sayin Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 cant believe this hasnt been posted yet... shudder........my ex wife of almost two years has lost an inheritance and a 401k to a series of boyfriends in the last few months. hadn't heard from in over a year (not a peep) and am now getting facebook messages from her that alternate between angry and suicidal. she sent me this Thursday night. new wife thinks it's a stalker message. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R63DPXsevNs Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 I bet that urban cowboy don't drive no datsun. Quote Link to comment
hvyd Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 sounds like a case of: you don't know what you had until its gone... Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Greetings and love to one and all in i presence i preme coverage of i heights love for everyone everywhere. it is known that the cooperation of all colors of people, voice the decision of i heights. free everyone liberate fully everywhere. now everyonejust cooperate with the love of i heights to survive. knowing that in this world war is explosive. the ways of the one solve the problem in the heights of i coverage in full so it is i-rey. loveful heights. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 We've had past members that suddenly went off the tracks.... That you boots? or did someone from China crack your sign in and are using Google translator to say... something? 1 Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 We've had past members that suddenly went off the tracks.... lol ratsun has that effect on some people after some time :rofl: 1 Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 So,, ex wife sends a a video about a man having a hard time getting over a woman. Does she mean that she thinks you still miss her? Is she taking place of the man and she still misses you? Is she drunk and high and not realize the confusion that this has created for me? Tell her, to splain this to me so can understand what is happening. Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 @comicartist Listen to the lyrics. "Why have one when a nigga can have two? 3 or 4 hoes I like the ass brand new" "Love is a 4 letter word like fuck and shit so love you can suck my dick" :) Freddie gibbs makes the bitch blues go out the window :) ps. Dont get online and tell us how upset you are. tell her new man how upset you are with a ball bat to his teeth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yDFpUK558 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 Chris Rock is so fuckin' right. Quote Link to comment
Dguy210 Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 Greetings and love to one and all We've had past members that suddenly went off the tracks.... That you boots? or did someone from China crack your sign in and are using Google translator to say... something? Its from the Jamaican movie Rockers. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 ... oh good, then he can stay. 1 Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 Its from the Jamaican movie Rockers. not many would know that ....extremely impressed Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 ... oh good, then he can stay. thank you Quote Link to comment
zenndog Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 I can't believe I read any of this Quote Link to comment
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