q-tip Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 look at the pretty mushroom cloud...... Quote Link to comment
DAT510 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 look at the pretty mushroom cloud...... It'd be a nice thing to look at in your last few seconds I think, i'd rather die being vaporized by nuclear fusion... than cancer or some other wack way. Quote Link to comment
Ratty260z Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 I'll bump this for the lulz surprised this hasn't turned into a tits thread yet. Quote Link to comment
FoxyRoadster Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 If I can find a date in this state considering my condition, then you should be able to with no problem. Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I don't understand the whole lik the mic thing. Back in my day we called somethin like that felatio or cunninglingus. Same thing? I'm old you gotta splain tings to me lucy. Quote Link to comment
Guest 510kamikazifreak Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 good god it is still alive... .. . . I hate the term fml, the last paerson I knew personally that said that, they had a brain hemmeraige at the age of 26,left her kids alone in this world Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I don't understand the whole lik the mic thing. Back in my day we called somethin like that felatio or cunninglingus. Same thing? I'm old you gotta splain tings to me lucy. I said: Dude, having been obsessed once or twice myself I can recognize it in others. If you haven't by now you never will or worse it's already too late. Imagine being stuck in a band with her every frigging day, wanting her, aching for her, crazy for her, stalking her, licking her microphone where she touched it last, being a door mat for her. Fuck that!!! Get out now and keep going. You'll get over it. In context it means that that is the closest he will get to her. However after this post it's starting to take on a whole new meaning. Lick the mic. My name is Mike.... "don't lick me bro..." 1 Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 And here i was going straight for the gutter. I think the op should lick her mic and cry when ever she is in view. Yes, that will get her and many other bioches for sure. Quote Link to comment
jrock4224 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 donkey punch yourself... 1 Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 What is this donkey punch thing you speak of? Din I tel ju Lucy? Ju gots to splain tings to me! Quote Link to comment
Z-train Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 donkey punch yourself... ? 1 Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Now that is one cute ass. I would not punch that unless it bit me,, and moren likely I would just run away. Quote Link to comment
Ratty260z Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 UrbanDictionary is your friend, I'm sure Jrock is refering to the second definition of Donkey Punch on UrbanDictionary.com Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Sorry, I dont even try to understand "urban". Too old and too redneck for that. I just make fun of things "urban" Ima just google it. Quote Link to comment
jrock4224 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 it takes talent to punch your self in the back of head while also fucking onesself 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.... 'S true, I saw this in Insomniacs. Quote Link to comment
Z-train Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Now that is one cute ass. I would not punch that unless it bit me,, and moren likely I would just run away. that's my wifes ass.If you think it's cute now,wait untill she shaves it. Quote Link to comment
ofg Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Oh man I googled it and just about barfed. Thats why I stay away from "urban" lingo. Probly something all the kiddies are into.. Z that is one cute furry ass. Lucky man. Quote Link to comment
Tristin Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Man, you think Donkey Punch is bad... you want to stay away from The Angry Pirate, The Glass Bottom Boat, Alaskan Pipeline, or a Blumpkin. Quote Link to comment
Ratty260z Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Man, you think Donkey Punch is bad... you want to stay away from The Angry Pirate, The Glass Bottom Boat, Alaskan Pipeline, or a Blumpkin. Is it bad that when I saw your post I giggled like a little girl. Quote Link to comment
Tristin Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Not at all... I still giggle when someone says wiener. Something about the world gets me cracking up. Quote Link to comment
banginboots Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Not at all... I still giggle when someone says wiener. Something about the world gets me cracking up. WIENER Quote Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.