metalmonkey47 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 So I've been bitching at my family about cleaning up their bread crumbs off the counter every morning after making toast. They never seem to do it. Instead, they sweep it under the toaster and laugh because every night when they're asleep, a loan roach comes creeping out and I ALWAYS chase him over my cluttered counter. He always gets away. NO TONIGHT. I spent the last hour creeping on him until finally, I GOT HIM! There some be some LOL'z because, I left behind a chronology of events on paper for them. I feel so fucking accomplished. Sleep time. 3 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Where is this little bastard? The thing with cockroaches...you only see them, when there is no room for him. There is never just one. How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Where is this little bastard? The thing with cockroaches...you only see them, when there is no room for him. There is never just one. He died on the floor, fighting and gasping for life. He took a leap off the counter, and I blasted him. He died with honor. Just kidding. I took all the honor away from that little fucker. :rofl: How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I dunno, 18? Quote Link to comment
NOTES... Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 U won this battle.. but will u win thee war? ollz.. Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 U won this battle.. but will u win thee war? ollz.. all I can say is........ 3 Quote Link to comment
NOTES... Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 all I can say is........ +1 Perfect timing with ur avatar... ollz.. :rofl: Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Make your family sleep in the kitchen until they either start lovin' those roaches or cleaning up after themselves. Edit: Had to +1 you because some cock...roach-loving PETA fan boy gave you a negative rep. 1 Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Fuck roaches! Yet another reason to live up north! No roaches! :D Good job on the kill 007. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They all scatter when the light comes on. Gross little fuckers. I'm sure you'll be fighting with his brothers here in a few days. Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 +1 Perfect timing with ur avatar... ollz.. :rofl: I couldn't agree more :rofl: He better start prayign to whatever roach God he prays too, cuz his family is dead. Roach GENOCIDE!! Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 (edited) Edit: Had to +1 you because some cock...roach-loving PETA fan boy gave you a negative rep. Thanks mate. +1 It's probably his family trolling on the interwebz plotting revenge :rofl: No one knows. They all scatter when the light comes on. Gross little fuckers. I'm sure you'll be fighting with his brothers here in a few days. lollll I shoulda known that one. Meh, I'll just make him eat the leftover crumbs. Edited July 25, 2011 by metalmonkey47 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 All I see is a can of Raid. Should I go take a picture of my tire, and say I ran over a cat? You know how it goes... Pics, or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 All I see is a can of Raid. Should I go take a picture of my tire, and say I ran over a cat? You know how it goes... Pics, or it didn't happen. 1 Quote Link to comment
NOTES... Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Dug it out of the trash just for you... lol Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Bleccchhhhh! I hate roaches. Even that image just gives me the creeps. My high school science teacher used to keep those Madagascar hissing cockroaches as pets. I'd just as soon bug bomb them all. I killed a wasp's nest today in my fence. Brake cleaner and flame, bye bye! :P Neighbors probably thought I was nuts. Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Dug it out of the trash just for you... lol I never threw it away I'll leave that up to whoever wakes up first. Bleccchhhhh! I hate roaches. Even that image just gives me the creeps. My high school science teacher used to keep those Madagascar hissing cockroaches as pets. I'd just as soon bug bomb them all. I killed a wasp's nest today in my fence. Brake cleaner and flame, bye bye! :P Neighbors probably thought I was nuts. Thats why I didn't wanna take a picture of it. But hey, it is what it is. lol maybe you are crazy, but hell, if it works, it works Quote Link to comment
ggzilla Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 So that's what they look like! We don't have cockroaches in Seattle, least not that I've ever seen. Guess they don't like rain. your glass water probably scared him Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 +1 Monkey Get some. This could be a good advertising campaign. Pitch it. 1 Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 RAID: For when every motherfucker in the room needs to be absolutely dead. 2 Quote Link to comment
DanielC Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 We have yellow jackets here. They like to build their nests in crack and crevasses of cars, in trailer tongues, places like that. Raid works. So does starting fluid, especially flaming starting fluid. It fries their wings, and then they cannot fly and sting you. Makes them easy to kill. The starting fluid also disrupts their smell, so they cannot coordinate their attacks. Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Just watching the animated rach skittering around made me clutch some brake cleaner and a lighter........so glad we don't have them shits here. Monkey, u get blessed by father wild for an amazing attack! Keep it up! Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpC1CmF5Uw4&feature=youtube_gdata_player :rofl: So I woke up this morning to my mom LOL'ing and my little brother that she was taking for ROTC orientation kicking me saying "you did this shit for Ratsun, didn't you?" Nah I did it for the lulz Edited July 25, 2011 by metalmonkey47 1 Quote Link to comment
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