datzenmike Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 She's going to hell......... but lord, not today. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Oh mighty jeebus, must this thread be so full of fuckery? :P Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 She's going to hell......... but lord, not today. Mike, would you like to come to services? Quote Link to comment
fuzz's '71 510 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Oh mighty jeebus, must this thread be so full of fuckery? :P Give it some time, it'll definately get worse.... :angel: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 That's some heavenly body but I'm holding out for 76 virgins.. Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 That's some heavenly body but I'm holding out for 76 virgins.. word. Quote Link to comment
chester Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Pumkin you quoting crash test dummies Quote Link to comment
hellamikey Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Mike, would you like to come to services? I'm in. Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Oh mighty jeasus lawd jeezuz, must this thread be so full of fuckery? NIGGUH :P FixeD :D Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Pumkin you quoting crash test dummies Good job Chester, You are now the proud owner of one free delete! Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Yea but can you do this Bill Quote Link to comment
albyneau Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 I got confirmation that I am now an ordained minister with Universal Life Church. I am now a man of the cloth. I give ratsun discounts on weddings, funerals and can also provide the bbq food for any such occasions. Although I need to tell Jayden and Wide that I will not do gay marriages. Be blessed and go forward in peace my children Hey, I was in Bonners Ferry once~ it was closed. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 After seven days He was quite tired so God said: "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid back in the shade The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like: do you have to eat Or get your hair cut in heaven? And if your eye got poked out in this life Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife? God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him So he said:"Once there was a boy names Dave Who woke up with a mullet To him it was a joy Until he ran out into the warm air He thought of how his friend would come to see; And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease? God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him The people sat waiting Out on their blankets in the garden But God said nothing So someone asked him:"I beg your pardon: I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke What that a parabole, or a very subtile joke?" God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him (fixed) Is this what you're trying to say Dave? Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Hey, I was in Bonners Ferry once~ it was closed. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that must have been before the casino was open! Lulz Quote Link to comment
Z chopper Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 does she do baptismals in that? Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Is this what you're trying to say Dave? Quote Link to comment
Burabuda Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 forgive me father for i have sinned by reading this thread Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 So is Wildman now known as Father Wild? 1 Quote Link to comment
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