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Seriously. I know some of you ratsuners like myself have checked it out from time to time.

 

ALMOST EVERY SINGLE AD is russian porn spam. And those that aren't are usually a fat single mother of 293 kids looking for a sugar daddy, or a 17 year old girl trying to pretend she knows how to play the field and wants a "real man."

 

WTF? What a waste of time.

 

Sorry, just ranting since I'm single and you'd think it would be easier to find women in this world, but since I hide in my Batcave (the garage) most of the time, it's not that easy. :)

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You have probably found the girls in bars are usually too desperate, drink too much, or aren't interested in anything serious. What serious girl/woman would look for a respectable guy in a meat market bar???? Think about that.

 

Not saying to join a church but try donating/volunteering an evening of your time to a worthy cause and give it a few weeks and move on. Check out the supermarkets. Very few young air heads and lots of women. Library same thing. Keep in mind that the older women you meet and get to know you, have younger daughters. Word gets around.

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Seriously. I know some of you ratsuners like myself have checked it out from time to time.

 

ALMOST EVERY SINGLE AD is russian porn spam. And those that aren't are usually a fat single mother of 293 kids looking for a sugar daddy, or a 17 year old girl trying to pretend she knows how to play the field and wants a "real man."

 

WTF? What a waste of time.

 

Sorry, just ranting since I'm single and you'd think it would be easier to find women in this world, but since I hide in my Batcave (the garage) most of the time, it's not that easy. :)

 

 

what happened to that chick you brought to canby? Not work out so well?

 

i check out the ads once and a while to, get a good kick out of it. Seriously, wtf mate?

 

 

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Jesus fuck, its the penguin from batman....

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/w4m/1463893448.html

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:mellow: I read the CL personals.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..........there fucking hilarious! :lol:

 

I do too actually. Some of those ads are just too much. There used to be the like adult section of jobs too before they did away with it, now THAT was entertainment :lol:.

 

Think anyone serious should check out eharmony or some such were people are in it to win it. My friend seems to like plentyoffish or some such, IDK I have never used a dating site, unless you count myspace lol.

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what happened to that chick you brought to canby? Not work out so well?

 

i check out the ads once and a while to, get a good kick out of it. Seriously, wtf mate?

 

 

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Jesus fuck, its the penguin from batman....

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/w4m/1463893448.html

 

Yeah, she fell off a cliff, died on impact. :D No, just some issues. And some cheating as a result of the issues. Long pyschological story. She also liked country music, so you know that's just not going to work. :)

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Yeah, she fell off a cliff, died on impact. :D No, just some issues. And some cheating as a result of the issues. Long pyschological story. She also liked country music, so you know that's just not going to work. :)

 

 

That sucks man, better luck next time.

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Yah I was thinking this may not be a bad score for you. Warm in the winter, shade for the Datto in the summer. and if yah got a truck you can take her places...

 

 

Is this why you have a sbc 620? :lol::eek:

jk:lol:;)

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Yah I was thinking this may not be a bad score for you. Warm in the winter, shade for the Datto in the summer. and if yah got a truck you can take her places...

 

Lol no doubt, you would need that V8 just to tote her around. Good luck with her tho, i knew someone would be glad i posted that. I avoid ladies who look like the played a villain, or need to be hauled around by a V8...

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Buy the cutest puppy you can find, hang at parks and the front of grocery stores. Post on craigs needing puppy sitter during days you cant be around, but not at your place, so you can drop puppy off. Don't pay for puppy sitting up front, in case sed female falls in love with puppy. If no connect, you can jettison puppy and move on to next puppy. I have never tried this but it looks good on paper.

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Oh that's nasty! I need to get one of those stickers on the 4x4. "Lift it...'cause fat chicks can't jump!" :D

 

Seen those, very funny :D

 

Bought my 85 KC 4x4, and it has an "eat crabs" sticker on the back. Seen one other truck with it, and some similar ones. Dunno what its all about, but it needs to come off. Ratsun sticker needs to go on

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:lol:

 

So far the Denver CL isn't too bad... a couple of 18 year olds, Why? I dont know. And a few girls that have been cast aside but not too bad otherwise.

 

:D Im going to check out the Boulder CL. See if i can find some crazy hippies!

 

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Found one :lol:

http://boulder.craigslist.org/w4m/1439122398.html

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:lol: my friend works at the bank and would get missed connections posts about her all the time. in their little community of people that posted back and forth in there she was known as "bank girl" :P this one dude was always posting about asking her out and people would give advice, but he was kind of a creeper.

she hated it, i thought it was hilarious :lol:

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Heh you guys should become children's book writers. I am happily married for 13 years, so I have never taken advantage of it. But there are alot of single librarians, hot nannies, out there and single moms who are pretty interested in a children's book guy. It is almost as if getting published is a filter that ups your worth.

 

Heck even if you are not published, go to a children's book writing conference. I think you will be surprised.

 

Course it helps if you can hold a conversation and know how to work the magic.

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