VFR800 Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”. The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says; “sure why not. Show me to the vacuum. Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were using it”? Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one”. “Really”, she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time”. So he did (click here) https://videos.files.wordpress.com/Xblfe4qf/retired-vacum-cleaner_dvd.mp4 4 Link to comment
maltese Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 We all know now Maltese has a tiny weiner. And I know for a fact that thing is slow as hell. Yes, the picture is to show the size, of my tiny penis. Nailed it! :D It is slooooooow. Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Nailed it! I bet you did... 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Wanna see the video? Link to comment
maltese Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Full body girdle? What is going on there? Link to comment
Fat510 Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 We all know now Maltese has a tiny weiner. And I know for a fact that thing is slow as hell. why the hell would you want something that lifted to be fast? 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 I drove one the other day. It had a hard time doing 70 on the freeway. 1 Link to comment
maltese Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Mine does not have a hard time with that. I'm geared lower than stock, though. Still, it is slow. I don't mind. Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 I see what they did there.....simply....HORRIFIC Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Dafuq "was" this before it was retrospectively aborted? Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Dude, fuck, an amazing pic (IMLTHO opinion). RW loves this shit! 2 Link to comment
Fat510 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Ye olde tyme long post 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Dafuq "was" this before it was retrospectively aborted? That was an s-10 blazer, then someone added an s-10 pick up bet to the back end if it Link to comment
VFR800 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 http://www.liberalamerica.org/2015/07/29/snake-handling-christian-bitten-by-rattler-refuses-treatment-promptly-dies/ Well duh Cletus,dem snakes don gone and bit ya and ya dead. 1 Link to comment
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