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Whatz next when you're hunkered down screamin' down the thoroughfare at about speed-limitX3, knockin on heaven's door, and the man-made wind blasting by blows the hem of your knickers into that rear-bank timing belt?

 

What hurts worst: the knickers winding up like 'the Godfather's garotte' with your groin included or your imminent meeting with the immediate environment?

 

Even hurts me when I see young invincables riding 'crotch-rocket widdow-makers' in shorts, T-shirts, and flip flops. Death wish?

 

I lost my right foot on a 200cc Yamaha Riva sixteen years ago.  Minding my own business when a hungry Lincoln Clown car came along. Respect the machinery; all of it.

 

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Whatz next when you're hunkered down screamin' down the thoroughfare at about speed-limitX3, knockin on heaven's door, and the man-made wind blasting by blows the hem of your knickers into that rear-bank timing belt?

 

What hurts worst: the knickers winding up like 'the Godfather's garotte' with your groin included or your imminent meeting with the immediate environment?

 

Even hurts me when I see young invincables riding 'crotch-rocket widdow-makers' in shorts, T-shirts, and flip flops. Death wish?

 

I lost my right foot on a 200cc Yamaha Riva sixteen years ago.  Minding my own business when a hungry Lincoln Clown car came along. Respect the machinery; all of it.

 

Steve

 

Judging by the way the funky angled spokes on the rear rim are perfectly lined up with the downward angle of the tube swing arm, the owner has a matching set of leathers, helmet and boots. Witch also means none of it ever gets used. 

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Whatz next when you're hunkered down screamin' down the thoroughfare at about speed-limitX3, knockin on heaven's door, and the man-made wind blasting by blows the hem of your knickers into that rear-bank timing belt?

 

What hurts worst: the knickers winding up like 'the Godfather's garotte' with your groin included or your imminent meeting with the immediate environment?

 

Even hurts me when I see young invincables riding 'crotch-rocket widdow-makers' in shorts, T-shirts, and flip flops. Death wish?

 

I lost my right foot on a 200cc Yamaha Riva sixteen years ago.  Minding my own business when a hungry Lincoln Clown car came along. Respect the machinery; all of it.

 

Steve

 

And where the fuck are the brakes? I don't see a disc on either side.

 

Judging by the way the funky angled spokes on the rear rim are perfectly lined up with the downward angle of the tube swing arm, the owner has a matching set of leathers, helmet and boots. Witch also means none of it ever gets used. 

 

Yep, this stupid bike is a trailer queen, for show only. Hell, the engine probably doesn't even run.

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by the looks of it the brakes are attached at the outer surface of the rims on the opposite side from where the picture was taken. if you look carefully you'll see what looks like rotor venting (?) holes on the other side of the front rim and a secondary surface with the rear rim, i don't know where the calipers are mounted because i can't pick them out yet but that's what it looks like to me

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