hobospyder Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Fixed it. you're just jealous I dont send you any 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Has hobo not sent you his off-time selfies? That definitely ain't Gary. I only get the ones when he's on the clock and wearing real shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 I only get the ones when he's on the clock and wearing real shoes. I'll make sure to forward them next time. 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 He has a new one of on the clock 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 People continue to golf as an ash plume rises in the distance from the Kilauea volcano in Hawaii. 2 Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Also, no need for quotation marks around friend, I've known her since high school and there's no way I would screw up the relationship by trying to add sex into it and giving her something she doesn't want, and knows I have. Unless you're trying to say she's fake and not a real person. I figured she’s a crush, not just a casual friend. 3 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 I figured she’s a crush, not just a casual friend. not a crush but not a casual friend. She is family 3 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Ew. This just got really weird. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Very quickly 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Yep. There goes my erection. Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Ew. This just got really weird. Very quickly Deep backwoods Kentucky weird. 2 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Canaduz http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5737791/Woman-poops-middle-Tim-Hortons-Canada-hurls-employee.html 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Wa ha ha ha. Poop in lieu of a tip. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 But, just the tip! 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Heard a story of a guy that worked in a corrections center, they had to get a guy from Western state. They got him into an isolation cell he stripped down naked took a dump on the floor, picked it up, took a bite then wrote his name on the wall....in cursive with fantastic penmenship...at least they didn't need to bring him lunch... 1 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Heard a story of a guy that worked in a corrections center, they had to get a guy from Western state. They got him into an isolation cell he stripped down naked took a dump on the floor, picked it up, took a bite then wrote his name on the wall....in cursive with fantastic poomanship...at least they didn't need to bring him lunch... fixed 4 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 And people say I'm off 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Trail blazers. The first to say I'm not a trail blazer.... Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Howta speak strayan? 1 Quote Link to comment
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