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[maltese]

let me borrow this one for five minutes

 

Seriously though I avoid the bikini stands. And when I do go I look them in the face. Much more fun to see the confusion in their eyes

I'm usually in the Mini, so a little tricky to get a full show. They're cool chicks, regardless. The blonde is the manager.

 

When I take the Landcruiser to work, I always stop by! :thumbup:

[hobospyder]

let her know that some random creeper in washington thinks she has a nice face

 

and the ass is just as nice

 

 

 

love me some pale chicks

[VFR800]

 

 

 

 

[tr8er]

Seriously though I avoid the bikini stands.

Me too. Unless there isn't an underwear stand nearby, then I'll settle for bikini. Hobo, FYI, that confused look is natural and always there.

[uberkevin]

Home made tamales

 

 

 

[hobospyder]

Me too. Unless there isn't an underwear stand nearby, then I'll settle for bikini. Hobo, FYI, that confused look is natural and always there.

 

bikini/underwear, all the same to me. i would live in a nudist colony if i could

 

i had the worst time one day trying to decide if i should tell the girl on the other side of my coffee that she had lipstick on her tooth. i wanted to see the look on her face but at the same time i just wanted to get out of there

[tr8er]

You can. But you are right to stick with society over commune.

[hobospyder]

and i don't feel a 7 year old should be in that environment

 

since she's in my house i have to take her into consideration when i make decisions. it's been rough. "pay house bill or buy another car/parts/paint/bike/go to jamaica?........" has turned into "well i can't do whatever i want anymore"

[tr8er]

My oldest is 5. Things get cheaper this year cause Preschool is pricy. And daycare is even more! That ends next year for my youngest. It's nice that I don't need to buy winter clothes here.

[hobospyder]

wait, preschool costs money?

 

i have a live in nanny and i just pay the bills instead of paying her. and yeah, as much as i hate the sun and heat, i would rather live in hawaii. 

[q-tip]

let me borrow this one for five minutes

 

Seriously though I avoid the bikini stands. And when I do go I look them in the face. Much more fun to see the confusion in their eyes

Ive been to two, and the second one the chick looked like that from behind, turned around and BOOM fuckin super bad lazy eye, I almost lost it.

[tr8er]

Ive been to two, and the second one the chick looked like that from behind, turned around and BOOM fuckin super bad lazy eye, I almost lost it.

I hate myself for laughing so hard at that.

[VFR800]

Ive been to two, and the second one the chick looked like that from behind, turned around and BOOM fuckin super bad lazy eye, I almost lost it.

 

 

If the ass is good enough,that's a forgiveable thing in my book.

[Cosmonaut]

^^^^sad

[VFR800]

^^^^sad

 

 

[Cosmonaut]

It would be better then taking it.

[VFR800]

As the more experienced party in the matter,you'd know.

[Cosmonaut]

Ya, I rarely take it...giving it works best for me. After to many years of taking it one could find himself in a pile of it.

[VFR800]

If you give it a lot then expect to take it too.

[Cosmonaut]

The give/take ratio is key.

[paradime]

On The Topic of Giving and Take of Shit. 

 

The terminology used in the distribution of excrement underscores the anal retentive nature of our society. On the surface, we see "shit" as an undesirable offering, hence the logic of "I give shit, but do not take it in return".  Then for the truly disinvested, there is the "No shits given." position. But when it comes down to the nitty gritty of when we actually part with our shit, we call it "taking a shit" as though we can't bare to let it go. I chock this up to conflicting narrative during potty training, but that conversation will be left for a different thread.

 

 

[Cosmonaut]

As children, a fear of loosing something from inside of us may seem to scary, thus causing the problem of raising an anal retentive adult.

 

Or, maybe that is what you said above...who in the hell knows.

[VFR800]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-20/zane-alchin-pleads-guilty-to-facebook-abuse-of-olivia-melville/7525664

[paradime]

As children, a fear of loosing something from inside of us may seem to scary, thus causing the problem of raising an anal retentive adult.

 

Or, maybe that is what you said above...who in the hell knows.

Got to credit Sigmund Freud for that one. 

[datzenmike]

I find that when something naturally leaves your body it's always or almost always pleasurable. My last shit scored an all time high for rapture, close to ejaculation. All day long, I nodded at complete strangers and smiled at them. Unless you have the clap, a piss is always a relief.