Just Joel Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 It was my name back when I did porn in the seventies ;) 1 Quote Link to comment
Tristin Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 It was my name back when I did porn in the seventies ;) I think Ive heard of you... you had that famous movie called Joel's Holes. :rofl: 1 Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 . You don't need to sign up with a new name. I can change it to anything you'd like. Keep the avatar though, I'm used to it. Oh cool! I'll let you know. I'll definitely keep the avatar. I use it everywhere. It's Cleopatra Jones a blaxploitation film from the '70s played by the beautiful 6'1" Tamara Dobson. I wanted to be Cleopatra Jones when I grew up but I'm only 5'8" and half black. I almost made it ;) Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I think Ive heard of you... you had that famous movie called Joel's Holes. :rofl: Bwahahahahaha!! Quote Link to comment
Just Joel Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 *sigh* a dark period near the end of my career :( Quote Link to comment
KlassicMotion Posted August 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 *sigh* a dark period near the end of my career :( A "dark period", eh. You keep digging a deeper hole for yourself! Quote Link to comment
Just Joel Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 That's a stretch... but I'll give it to ya Quote Link to comment
Just Joel Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 lol "deeper hole"... wait, how old am I? Quote Link to comment
KlassicMotion Posted August 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 That's a stretch... but I'll give it to ya "That's a stretch"... still going, what else can you say about the subject? Quote Link to comment
Just Joel Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I'm running out of bait here :p Quote Link to comment
Tristin Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 I'm running out of taint here :P Wasnt that your signature catchphrase? 2 Quote Link to comment
KlassicMotion Posted August 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 That reminds me of a joke I heard today: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Brokeback Mountain have in common? The both Suck! Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Wasnt that your signature catchphrase? If it wasn't, I smell a user title afoot. 1 Quote Link to comment
Tristin Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 If it wasn't, I smell a user title afoot. Yeah, it was actually the sequel if I remember correctly. Joels Holes 2: Outta Taint... Can you smell whats afoot? I think it was awarded 3.5 out of 5 Golden Dildos at the AVNs. 1 Quote Link to comment
Just Joel Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Yeah, it was actually the sequel if I remember correctly. Joels Holes 2: Outta Taint... Can you smell whats afoot? I think it was awarded 3.5 of of 5 Golden Dildos at the AVNs. #1 fan? Quote Link to comment
Tristin Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 #1 fan? Yeah, Im a huge fan of homoerotic foot fetish... now only if you had done furry vids, that would have been the trifecta. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 True colors. Quote Link to comment
Rhapakatui Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 I was really hoping for something better :poke: (why is this shit underlined?)I agree. I've thought a lot about it, and after much meditation I've come up with more. You'll notice that each of my stories goes farther back... ...so, there I was, halfway up the mountain. At my back, an angry sherpa village. At my front, a summer snow bank ready to avalanche at the drop of a feather. At my side, nothing but my ice axe and some rope. Off to my right, I see a rock out cropping. As I make my way towards it I see a man wearing nothing but a loin cloth. " how did he get here? It took me two days in full gear." I notice something to my left. He's standing. No he's floating a foot off the ground glaring with his green eyes. He says to me "rhapakatui." I feel the arrow pierce my spine. I think "damnit chief, your daughters weren't even that great." Then darkness followed by a light. I awake in a strange hospital. As my mother holds me for the first time I think to myself "rhapakatui?" 2 Quote Link to comment
johnbureezu Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 JohnBureezu= John Blaze in broken japanese accent. Quote Link to comment
datsunfreak Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 John Blaze Fat Joe fan? Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 Fat Joe fan? No. Method Man/Wu-Tang. Quote Link to comment
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