datzenmike Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Had to pass this on... With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well over the week-end I was out for an evening and had several beers, not unusual…. Feeling a little jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly (way) over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police roadside check point but since I was in a cab they waved me past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it. Also, the meter is still running and the bill is starting to look a bit excessive, my question is, can I claim this as a business expense ? Everyone take it easy tonight and have fun. 2 Quote Link to comment
fourfiveten Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Hahahahahahahaha Happy New Year! Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 That was good for a laugh. Thnx, Mike. Happy New Year, everyone. Be safe! Quote Link to comment
Sealik Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 My question is..........what the hell happened to the driver???? Sounds like another road trip is in order.............. :lol: Quote Link to comment
dakotahchore Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 ha ha ha Quote Link to comment
Cleopatra Jones Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Hahaha!! Very funny :) Have fun and be safe everyone! Quote Link to comment
datsunaholic Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 See, now, I heard is was a BUS. Not a cab. Quote Link to comment
JoeCool Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 That was hilarious! :rofl: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! Quote Link to comment
alabama_lowlife Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 See, now, I heard is was a BUS. Not a cab. How would he get the bus in the garage? Even if the top of the bus didn't hit the door, there's no way he's getting the whole thing inside and closing the door. Quote Link to comment
converted_to_datsun Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Haha great story! Happy new year Quote Link to comment
Ranman72 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 At first I was like hey that was smart of him Then I was like you might go to jail for that Then I was just laughing Have a safe new year and if your drunk Take a cab just not literally Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Well I'm back home. Even with a couple Benadryl, Molly is a little apeshit. Waiting for midnight as undoubtedly she's going to freak out when the fireworks happened. Watching the dipshit druggie neighbors do circles when I rolled up. Apparently they didn't want to be right next to me as I was opening my gate. Think they're afraid of getting shot. ;) Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 You should go out and empty 2 or 3 clips in the air and scream "come back hear you MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!" They'll get the point. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Hehe, thought about it, but shoot and they don't find you. More than once brings the cops. I've capped a round in the lawn and the back alley at separate times. I think I'm going to paint a big sign that says "Drugs are bad, m'kay." and stick it on my fence. 1 Quote Link to comment
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