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SON OF A BITCH!!!! I JUST CRASHED MY MOMS CAR


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So ive been complaining to my mom that you got me a gym membership but you never give me a ride there. So just let me take the car and ill be back in one piece. so i take the car and Im in the Gym parking garage and i was make a sharp right turn and WWWHHAAAAMMM i hit the guard rail and it rip a giant piece out of the door and fender. it was like scissors cutting a piece of paper, fucked up the whole side. I was like what the fuck. Please dont be bad. I get and look, fuuuuuucccccckkkk i just fucked up my moms car. So i drive it back home and tell my mom. i was so scared and she was so fucking pissed and to make it worse i was going car shopping this weekend to buy the new Toyota GT86 but i dont think thats going to happen any more. Fuck!!!!

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Judging by the post I'd say your 17 or under, borrowing moms car, crashing it, telling whole world you cant handle a corner in a FWD car in a parking garage, and that you "were" going to buy a brand new RWD car???

 

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You wrecked the car yes....but have you ever driven a car over a cliff, or off a cliff? Tell your mom there must have been a rock in the steering column, that worked wonders for my buddy Mike when he fell asleep and ran into a guardrail during high school. :rofl:

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Hey, thanks for reminding me that the road is full of shitty drivers. Please please please stay off of the highway. i can talk shit because after 21 years on the road, i've never even scratched a car.

 

Then you haven't pushed the envelope enough. :D

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Hey, thanks for reminding me that the road is full of shitty drivers. Please please please stay off of the highway. i can talk shit because after 21 years on the road, i've never even scratched a car.

 

 

I scratched my knees on the hood of a car once....

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The first time I got in a wreck, my Mom was riding in the passenger seat.

 

At least I didn't have to explain what happened. SInce we BOTH saw I had the green light and got T-boned.

 

But hit a guard rail in a parking garage? Going a TAD too fast, I'd say. Or trying to text...

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