Shonuff Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done. View the attached. --Forwarded Message Attachment-- This is the (F.B.I) FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C. Federal bureau of investigation J. Edgar Hoover building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, New Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Attention dear this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me ? I hope you�re understand how many times this message has been sent to you? We have warned you so many time and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the FBI. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization. Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail below. This is the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us. And am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to these directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated. You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the FBI director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the FBI. As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how I could be of help to you because I would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, I called the EFCC and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $399 USD only and I believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria last year when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 USD. I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you the 2011/04/29 so that you could get this process done because I learnt that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that I can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through money gram transfer or western union money transfer with the below details. Receiver name ==== Paul Uba Country========== Nigeria City============== Lagos Text question==== when Text answer===== today Amount=====$399 USD Senders name====== Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10,500,000.00 USD which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while. Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched. Thanks as I wait for your response Respectively Agent Ronald T. Hosko. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) this also came with a 10mb attachment. if anybody is daring enough to open it ill forward it to ya Quote Link to comment
nismo dr Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 anyone that falls for that deserves to have their money taken Quote Link to comment
Zeusimo Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Hahaha..... Epic Flail (Not Fail) :cool: Quote Link to comment
albyneau Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Respectively Agent Ronald T. Hosko. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) this also came with a 10mb attachment. if anybody is daring enough to open it ill forward it to ya Well I'll just get right on that, sir! :) You know the real shame here is those .01%'ers that swallow that hook with no bait. It's really sad that they think americans are really THAT stupid. And if you pay close attention their english is horrid! Quote Link to comment
Shonuff Posted June 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 my spell check tried to correct "lernt" lol my favorite part is This is the (F.B.I) FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C. Federal bureau of investigation Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Dude, that letter is from the F.B.I..........you better do what they say, so the mayor of your town doesen't close your bank account Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 That was just painful to read. Did it get sent to you randomly, or because of Black Sheep? Quote Link to comment
Dirk Diggler Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Lol. Ive gotten multiple scammers to send me checks ranging from 1000 to 87,000 and they all sent me similar emails afterwards. I actually had one checked at my bank and the company was real, the account number was real, and the signature was a forgery of the account holder but the check was fake. Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 I dont get those anyone but when I did I had some good lulz trolling them :lol: they are some dumb mother fuckers :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
Shonuff Posted June 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 That was just painful to read. Did it get sent to you randomly, or because of Black Sheep? it hit my personal junk folder and "agent" caught my eye. on black sheep im getting about 80 new spam accnts a day, normal shit. Quote Link to comment
Laecaon Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 I stopped reading. It hurt to much. What type of file is it? I boot up my linux partition and open it. Quote Link to comment
Zeusimo Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 I Don't Get Those Anyone? You Mean Anymore Right? Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 I found that quite amusing. I still wonder how that .0001% manages to fall for that stuff. Oh wait, I work at a parts store, no, I don't wonder that at all! ;) Quote Link to comment
dennis Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 speaking of parts stores, I went to Oreilly's yesterday and asked the guy for a M10 x 1.250 Helicoil and he asked me what car that was for. I started laughing, but turns out the guy just started a day ago but it was still funny 1 Quote Link to comment
pharouh Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Wow! That's funny! Could they be a little more vague? The mayor of the town you reside? In other words,they don't know :P Hard to believe that anyone would fall for that. Quote Link to comment
datrod Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Shit Ryan I was gonna send the $399. on your behalf until I LERNT it was BS :lol: Quote Link to comment
Shonuff Posted June 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 What type of file is it? says "2011...html" jon im glad you didnt, but if your interested ive got a line on a bridge in alaska. Quote Link to comment
hvyd Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 hey, wait a minute, i thought that was my 10.500,000.00 USD! lol. i had a shit hook tweaker neighbor fall for one of those fraudulent bank checks. he was telling me about how he was gonna be able to keep all this extra money just for cashing it... all the while i was busting up inside and telling him... oh wow you hurry up and cash that thing! he was very sad the next time i saw him. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment
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