Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Im so damn tired of my neighbors, they are the most inconsiderate ass holes. I live down a alleyway, and lately they have been getting bad with their cars. They have a one car garage, and a small slab in front you can fit 2 cars on, so thats parking for 3 cars. THEY NOW HAVE 6!!! They bought a newer toyota, which they never drive it just sits on this small gravel area partialy on their lan and in the alleyway. They have a car on blocks a newer 05ish audi that theya re rebuilding in the fcking drive way, talk about a fucking eyesore, i wouldnt mind it if they wernt out untill 10pm some nights fucking working on it. And now they are parking cars behind their slab in the alleyway entrance and on by te neigbors fence so its half in the grass and half in the alleyway. I went and talked to them about it about 2 months ago and of course no english, they had their son translate for me. I was polite as hell about it and that night my moms protege got fucking keyed. I asked their son if he had saw anything and he goes no...but my brothers car got keyed the other day as well. I looked it wasnt at all. Ive called the city and whenever they d come out their not parked like it. Its always at random times, late at night and in the morning. There is like 10+ people living in this house, a daycare, and a fucking auto repair apparently. Their son also flys in at like 30 mph, i yelled at his ass the other day to slow the fuck down, im about ready to get some cement and make a makeshift speedbump one night so he fucks his car up flying in. I know this is a rant, and some people are going to be like fuckin grow up, but im at whits end and need some advice on this. Even my other neigbor is pissed about it an has been complaining, hell theyve blocked him from even getting into his house before. Man,I wish you lived in/near Oregon city, Buy me a case of Hamms and I'd Bring a lawn chair an' sit in front of your house for about three days drinking cheep beer and "mean muggin" them every time they drive by or work outside,Then I'd just start callin' them names and "freakin" out ie "talkin' to myself blasting hair metal and classic punk rock" after this the'll leave you the hell alone.I lived at ma parents from 1999-2006 and the things i talked about are just the "tip" of the iceberg,The neighbors NEVER Caused us Any problems they were to scared to bother us!! Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Man,I wish you lived in/near Oregon city, Buy me a case of Hamms and I'd Bring a lawn chair an' sit in front of your house for about three days drinking cheep beer and "mean muggin" them every time they drive by or work outside,Then I'd just start callin' them names and "freakin" out ie "talkin' to myself blasting hair metal and classic punk rock" after this the'll leave you the hell alone.I lived at ma parents from 1999-2006 and the things i talked about are just the "tip" of the iceberg,The neighbors NEVER Caused us Any problems they were to scared to bother us!! can I come? we can get drunk and slam dance in the lawn :P Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 can I come? we can get drunk and slam dance in the lawn :P Then "BUM" rush the neighbors!!!!!!! it'll be like Bum fights!!!! Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Man,I wish you lived in/near Oregon city, Buy me a case of Hamms and I'd Bring a lawn chair an' sit in front of your house for about three days drinking cheep beer and "mean muggin" them every time they drive by or work outside,Then I'd just start callin' them names and "freakin" out ie "talkin' to myself blasting hair metal and classic punk rock" after this the'll leave you the hell alone.I lived at ma parents from 1999-2006 and the things i talked about are just the "tip" of the iceberg,The neighbors NEVER Caused us Any problems they were to scared to bother us!! Awesome :lol: Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Kam You should start a Business getting rid of pesky neighbors :lol: Edit: Sorry guys , apparently I is a fool when posting pics :P Quote Link to comment
desert_gold_hound Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 is this too good for ya Kam ? You should start a Business getting rid of pesky neighbors :lol: Does anyone know if you can get arrested for being drunk on a bicycle ? :D :lol: This thing should have a giant "HoneyBucket" being towed behind :P WOW even with high speed this sized photo takes FOREVER too load. Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Probably a Chop Shop. Sorry to hear for your troubles , that stuff is not fun <_< Quote Link to comment
desert_gold_hound Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Probably a Chop Shop. You need to edit and chop shop the picture LOL LOL Super Sizer! that's a good name for you!!! LOL Quote Link to comment
datsunaholic Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 I'm the guy the neighbors hate. My take is, as long as it's in my yard, it's none of your business, and as long as it's in your yard it's none of my business. I cannot tolerate someone elses disrespect for my property. It's mine and I'll keep it how I like. If you pay my taxes and my mortgage, then maybe you can tell me how to keep my property. I don't give a flying **** about your property values. All I expect from my neighbors is to keep their dogs and their kids OUT of my yard. Now, if it's spilling out into someone else's yard, blocking the public right-of-way, or generating rats or other vermin, that's another story. If it's something illegal, then that needs to be taken care of. Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 You need to edit and chop shop the picture LOL LOL Super Sizer! that's a good name for you!!! LOL :blink: whoops :lol: "The Super Sizer" hahahaha :lol: I was thinking more of the line of "ohhhhh yeah" like the cool aid man , but I'll take what can get :rofl: Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 For that kid flying in at 30 mph, get a gallon sized milk jug. Flatten one side and insert 1/2 doz or so 16d nails through the flat side. Now place the jug flat side down, and I'm sure you can add up the rest. That'll take care of a reckless teen driver temporarily, but may increase the number of derelict vehicles +1. It would be good for a laugh anyway to see the look on that little shitbag's face. Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 For that kid flying in at 30 mph, get a gallon sized milk jug. Flatten one side and insert 1/2 doz or so 16d nails through the flat side. Now place the jug flat side down, and I'm sure you can add up the rest. That'll take care of a reckless teen driver temporarily, but may increase the number of derelict vehicles +1. It would be good for a laugh anyway to see the look on that little shitbag's face. Or I can run out and get Hit by him Law Suit!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 He'd never take you seriously wearing those extra cool glasses of yours. Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Kam You should start a Business getting rid of pesky neighbors :lol: Edit: Sorry guys , apparently I is a fool when posting pics :P Kinda like the movie "Dirty Work" Quote Link to comment
desert_gold_hound Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 :blink: whoops :lol: "The Super Sizer" hahahaha :lol: I was thinking more of the line of "ohhhhh yeah" like the cool aid man , but I'll take what can get :rofl: Yea cant always pick the little nic names....They come at the most unexpected times...I got a nick name once called "Little Blocker" because I got in a fight with a VERY LARGE truck driver. The guy was slow as crap and I kept blocking him. I didn't tell anyone else but I was praying "Lord don't let him get a hold of me". I am a small guy that will try too hold his own but I also try too keep out of the fights. So they called me little (my size) blocker (that's all I did). The guy wore him self out and started huffing and puffing so I think I won the fight LOL Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 He'd never take you seriously wearing those extra cool glasses of yours. He will after seein' this!!!! and this and i'll sing this Quote Link to comment
desert_gold_hound Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Just send this guy over OK I should say girl over. If that don't work then. Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Just send this guy over OK I should say girl over. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Unless it's a KILLER BABY it ain't gonna do ANYTHING!!! Quote Link to comment
79D50 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Don't do anything stupid to your neighbors or talk to them anymore or act like you care. Here is why...If you are dealing with who I think you are dealing with you do not want to open that can of worms. Keyed car? That's just the beginning. Ignore and act like everything is cool so they don't suspect you. People like that don't ever forget and even if they move away they will cause you grief. Protect your family and property with that advice unless you plan on moving. Every City has ordinance laws. Look them up and then call your city representatives and police. This is very easy. It's in the front of your local phonebook and online. Request to remain anonymous before you describe the situation. One day there will be a notice on thier door to clear the property (if ordinance laws are in violation) or thier cars will be towed. Don't do stupid things to people who clearly don't give a shit becuase they will seek vengence. Doesn't matter how tough or strong or right you think you are. It is never worth the trouble. I'm not just talking out of my ass here. I was in your shoes and did some things that in hindsight I shouldn't have and it cost me slashed tires, spray painted house, lawn jobs etc over and over again. It cost me $$$ to fix those things. Take care of the situation the adult way. Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Don't even get me started. :thumbup: the city is still after me for $1000+ in fines from 1 asshole! :fu: this is how i feel the city helps the taxpaying homeowners! I'm the guy the neighbors hate. All I expect from my neighbors is to keep their dogs and their kids OUT of my yard. Quote Link to comment
Figbuck Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 I know, get a nice red Delicious apple and eat it down to the core. Then when he drives by throw it at him. :lol: When I clicked on this thread, I thought you were going to be complaining about you neighbors orgasms keeping you awake at night. Reet. Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 I got the same damn problem! They promptly moved when my friends came over in the 73 Challenger, 89 T/A GTA, and the 68 Mustang. It got loud QUICK. hahahaha Quote Link to comment
danfiveten Posted March 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 No its my wifes orgasms that keep them up. I fuck my wife with the sun shade down and window wide open just to fuckin get back in some way. And shes a screamer. Quote Link to comment
danfiveten Posted March 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 god shes goin to kill me if she sees i posted that >.> Quote Link to comment
DeRuX Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 I have a neighbor that plays music late at night. I can handle the high but they have some super sub woofer and the bass travels right thru my house. So I know have the police on speed dial and their address ready. So when it is past 11 and the party is still going im on the phone. They have gotten a lot better as they have learned every time the misic it loud they get a visit from the cops. I feel your pain. Quote Link to comment
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