Pumpkn210 Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 At last...someone in this world has done some very valad and valuable research into the human condition! Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads 40-ish: 49 Adventurous: Slept with everyone Athletic: No Tits Average Looking: Ugly Beautifull: Pathological Liar Contagous Smile: Does Lots of Pills Emotionally Secure: On Medication Femenist: Fat Free Spirit: Junkie Friendship First: Formerly Very "Friendly" Person Fun: Annoying New Age: Body Hair in Wrong Places Open-Minded: Desperate Outgoing: Loud and Embarrassing Passionate: Sloppy Drunk Professional: Bitch Voluptious: Very Fat Large Frame: Hugely Fat Wants Soul Mate: Stalker Womens English Yes: No No: Yes Maby: No We Need: I Want I Am Sorry: You'll Be Sorry We Need To Talk: Your in Trouble Sure, Go Ahead: You Better Not Do What You Want: You Will Pay For This Later I'm Not Upset: Of Cource Im Upset, You Moron! Your Very Attentive Tonight: Is Sex All You Ever Think About Mens English I Am Hungry: I Am Hungry I Am Sleepy: I Am Sleepy I Am Tired: I Am Tired Nice Dress: Nice Cleavage! I Love You: Lets Have Sex Now I Am Bored: Do You Want To Have Sex? May I Have This Dance: I'd Like To Have Sex With You Can I Call You Sometime: I'd Like To Have Sex With You Do You Want To Go To A Movie: I'd Like To Have Sex With You Can I Take You Out To Dinner: I'd Like To Have Sex With You Those Shoes Dont Go With That Outfit: Im Gay And Finally Another recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in thier menstrual cycle! For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is mensturating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire. Quote Link to comment
Logical1 Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 ROFLMAO! Epic, Truly Epic :D Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 maybe I should print this out and laminate it for quick reference :rofl: Quote Link to comment
MAG58 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 maybe I should print this out and laminate it for quick reference :rofl: Shrink it to index card size so you can have a handy-dandy pocket reference for bar hopping... Quote Link to comment
gokiburix Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 hahahaha superb! Quote Link to comment
slinginabullet Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 This is just some of the reasons why I love my Datsun: 1) It waits patiently for me to drive it. 2) It doesn't get all pissy if I drive another car 3) It never has a headache... 4) On cold mornings it never rolls over once and refuses to start. 5) It doesn't have in-laws but does have cute cousins. 6) It doesn't have hair in wrong places... 7) It doesn't care how much money I make... 8) It has a horny button. 9) Quote Link to comment
MAG58 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 This is just some of the reasons why I love my Datsun: 4) On cold mornings it never rolls over once and refuses to start. Hmm... Mine has been known to do this. Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Hmm... Mine has been known to do this. Yer doing SOMETHING wrong!!!! hahaha Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 There's an old saying: " You can't bake a cake in a cold oven" Quote Link to comment
420n620 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 mike, whats #9 :confused: Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Mrs. datzen made me stop.:blush: Quote Link to comment
420n620 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 sounds like she made a good call, she spared your life from future dilemma's. :angel: Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 My Datsuns would never make me stop typing a list of 10 things I like about them Wait,,, ,, a woman wouldn't want me to stop typing a list of her good qualities either My Datsuns don't take all my money, , , and continue to want more Oh wait,,, ,, , Dammit Quote Link to comment
datsunaholic Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 6) It doesn't have hair in wrong places... Mine has... Wrapped up in the heater fan. Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 mike, whats #9 :confused: mike IS #9 ;) #3) mine has head-aches, take 3 ______ and... Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 hahaha sweeeettt!! Quote Link to comment
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