Guest Rick-rat Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 I was out cleaning my brake drums and my wonderful wife came out to see how it was going, Ihad just turned the drums over to clean up the inside a little bit and she said, what are you doing? that side doesn't matter if its a little rusty. I told her I would know that they are dirty. Then she said you get kind of "ANAL" on that truck sometimes. I told her to move along and go make some coffee. She made a pot of coffee and yelled at me it was done so I went in to get a cup. She was in the process of making some chocolate chip cookies with M&M's instead of chips. She had the bag open and ready to put the M&M's in the dough and I yelled STOP!!!!!. She said what the hell is wrong. I said everybody knows you have to sort the M&M's by color and have 1 of each color in every cookie. She said there are not enough of each color to do that with each cookie. I then told her to sort them and when she ran out of equal amounts of color for MY COOKIES that she could make the rest however she wanted. Lickily I was on the porch when I told her, and with my cat like reflexes was able to dodge the flying bag of M&M's, but now I got a real mess to clean up. Your opinions please, IS THIS OVERBOARD ANAL on my part? Quote Link to comment
deadmonkey Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 aaahhh hahah.... No comment Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies??? ------------------- 100,,,,, .. .. 1 to make the batter,,, .. .. .. .. and 99 to peel the M&M's Quote Link to comment
JDM510 Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 I told her to move along and go make some coffee. ahahah clasic Quote Link to comment
whitechef Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 How come she hasn't beat you down yet? Quote Link to comment
benzo Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 do you have a pic of the baking sheet shaped like your head. I would not say you are anal. just particular. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 I'm seeing a tendency toward OCD followed by concussion. Quote Link to comment
fisch Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Heh, I'd never get a cookie baked for me again if I'd said what you did! (unless I was ribbing her!) too funny! And yes, that is very anal, but funny as hell! Quote Link to comment
Ruster Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Feels kinda anal, to me. It's a visual thin, I wouldn't care how the M&Ms are distributed in cookies as long as there are many cookies and a tall glass of milk..... ...... ....darnit! Now I want M&M cookies :( --Ruster Quote Link to comment
stevensonDNL Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Mrs Rick-rat's domain is in the kitchen. You can't tell her what to do in HER kitchen. Also, you are always in the way no matter where you stand in the kitchen. Mr Rick-rat's domain is in the garage. You can try to be the BOSS in the garage, but Mrs Rick-rat will always have the final say anyway. I've been married for 25 years, and I'm still learning the hard way. Grab a fresh baked, warm and soft M&M cookie and a cup of coffee, consider yourself fortunate, and get back out in the garage where you belong. And don't forget to take out the garbage on your way out. And make sure to change into your old, faded work jeans before you work on that greasy, dirty Datsun (LOL). Dan Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 And make sure to change into your old, faded work jeans before you work on that greasy, dirty Datsun (LOL). Dan sir i dont believe theres a spec of dirt or rust on his truck... everytime i see it, it gets newer an newer :lol: Quote Link to comment
stevensonDNL Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 sir i dont believe theres a spec of dirt or rust on his truck... everytime i see it, it gets newer an newer :lol: lynchfourtwenty: Yes, you're absolutely right, that was uncalled for, I take it back! I had the pleasure of meeting Rick-rat and his wife and their dog Paco on Sept. 19 at the Bremerton BBQ. His truck is quite tastefully done and sporting that glass smooth bright red finish. I was very impressed. Dan Quote Link to comment
lynchfourtwenty Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 hehhe :) i've met rick a few times now.. i rooted for him to win at blue lake, an he did! Quote Link to comment
Guest Rick-rat Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 I had to work today and came home to a batch of Rick-rat M&M cookies, I got a keeper for sure Quote Link to comment
Beau M Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Your opinions please, IS THIS OVERBOARD ANAL on my part? Yes, yes it is. I wish I had some cookies. Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 :( no anal cookies for you! why didnt you just ask for the W's in yours? :rollseyes: Quote Link to comment
fisch Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Mrs Rick-rat's domain is in the kitchen. You can't tell her what to do in HER kitchen. Also, you are always in the way no matter where you stand in the kitchen. Mr Rick-rat's domain is in the garage. You can try to be the BOSS in the garage, but Mrs Rick-rat will always have the final say anyway. I've been married for 25 years, and I'm still learning the hard way. Grab a fresh baked, warm and soft M&M cookie and a cup of coffee, consider yourself fortunate, and get back out in the garage where you belong. And don't forget to take out the garbage on your way out. And make sure to change into your old, faded work jeans before you work on that greasy, dirty Datsun (LOL). Dan HAHA oh man truer words have never been spoken! :lol: And 25 years!? Congrats! I've been married 13 years, and honestly can say I have loved every minute of it. Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I yelled STOP!!!!!. She said what the hell is wrong. I said everybody knows you have to sort the M&M's by color and have 1 of each color in every cookie. I do that when ever I eat M&M's, Skittles, fruit snacks, jelly beans, ect :P Quote Link to comment
fisch Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I had to work today and came home to a batch of Rick-rat M&M cookies, I got a keeper for sure And??? How was the m&m dispersement? Quote Link to comment
Cuts metal like mad Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 everyone knows the colors have different flavors! SHEESH! Quote Link to comment
dat521kid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 not anal imo Quote Link to comment
Guest Rick-rat Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 The cookies she made for me on saturday had 1 of each color per cookie Quote Link to comment
Dime Dave Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 WTF! Your wife bakes you cookies????? :blink: I'm going to have to re-evaluate my relationship. Yup, I'm OK she let me buy a $6K gearbox for the racecar. :D Quote Link to comment
FujiyamaMama Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 One. Me. Quote Link to comment
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