nismo dr Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Nap fail. more like fap fail....... amirite? now for some hardcore sax 4 Link to comment
paradime Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Nap fail. Children + boredom = vandalism. This is proof, prisons makes criminals. 2 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 An excellent chance to show that bad behavior has consequences..... j/k Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 How did a roll of tp get in the crib? Smuggled in? Prison guard? 2 Link to comment
paradime Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 What we've got here son is a chance to show you that bad behavior has consequences..... Dr. Mike's How to Discipline Your Toddler. Link to comment
Fat510 Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 some facebook group some hondatards from my high school added me to 1 Link to comment
thisismatt Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 How did a roll of tp get in the crib? Smuggled in? Prison guard? I left it sitting too close on the changing table next to the crib... Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Remember, the illuminati agenda is to blur the lines with EVERYTHING! That means “Nations” so they can establish a One World Government. they want to blur the line between “men” and “women.” Do you see what’s going on here? 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Is that why all new cars look like electric shavers???? 1 Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 I just took mine for a ride Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 I left it sitting too close on the changing table next to the crib... Wow. I use wipes with my kids. Like everyone else I know. Your kid is going to be a hard ass fucker. I'm raising daughters though, so I'm good with my fate. Link to comment
thisismatt Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Wow. I use wipes with my kids. Like everyone else I know. Your kid is going to be a hard ass fucker. I'm raising daughters though, so I'm good with my fate. Mine is a daughter as well. TP is just for patting dry before desitin. Well, that's more than I thought I'd be sharing on this forum... Link to comment
paradime Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Mine is a daughter as well. TP is just for patting dry before desitin. Well, that's more than I thought I'd be sharing on this forum... I remember the first child overkill syndrome. After a while we "softened" our stance on using multiple tools for one job. By the third kid, you're reusing paper napkins from the dinner table and olive oil instead of desitin. It's a slow transition, but you'll get there. 1 Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 How did a roll of tp get in the crib? Smuggled in? Prison guard? Keistered it. 2 Link to comment
maltese Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Don't let her find your Qtips.... Untitled by superstroker123, on Flickr Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Paper clips are fine, though. 3 Link to comment
tr8er Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 I remember the first child overkill syndrome. After a while we "softened" our stance on using multiple tools for one job. By the third kid, you're reusing paper napkins from the dinner table and olive oil instead of desitin. It's a slow transition, but you'll get there. Or whatever they wore yesterday cause it's dirty anyway. That TP crib is funny though. I don't think I ever had something like that. The rolls in the bathroom however. They were real fun for my older ones on many occasions. And sharpies shall not be ANYWHERE in your house. Or they will be found. And they will be used. And kids "art" is way cuter when you can tuck it into a shoebox in the closet. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Don't let her find your Qtips.... Untitled by superstroker123, on Flickr Nnnooooo!!!! 1 Link to comment
paradime Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Truly, the term "Baby-proofing" your house goes far deeper than locking cabinet doors and outlet covers. I recommend covering the interior of your house with 50 mil plastic until they leave for college. As you know, children make terrible room mates, they're on a 7/24 suicide watch for the first 5 years, they contribute nothing, but expect you to feed and clean up after them, they get all the good stuff at Christmas, and there's that whole 18 year no eviction clause. :mellow: I was duped. Link to comment
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