smoke Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Anybody know how to bring a dead animal back to life? Because a fuckin possum decided it would be a dandy idea to burrow into the insulation under my house, die and then stink more than anything has ever stunk before. Now that I have crawled under my house, yanked out the insulation and his juicy corps, I would like to bring it back from the dead so I can have the pleasure of beating it to death with a chunk of 5/16 fuel hose. 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 not what I expected.... Link to comment
smoke Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 I once made a needle gun out of some moldy cheese cake and a paper towel roll. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 What about a zip gun? Remember those? Link to comment
HRH Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 You can still make them. Saw a bunch of neat ones visiting a historic Montana prison museum. 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 You can still make them. Saw a bunch of neat ones visiting a historic Montana prison museum. Whhahahaa who goes to the prison museum? Was there a gift shop? :lol: Link to comment
q-tip Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Whhahahaa who goes to the prison museum? Was there a gift shop? :lol: Yep they have pick hammers and files. Link to comment
HRH Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 http://www.pcmaf.org/prison.htm What? You don't have prisons in Canadia because everyone's so polite, Mike? :D Link to comment
HRH Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 This is how the Borg started: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSedE5sU3uc And to compliment the criticism of young kids playing full size guitars, this one comment made me laugh: In America, our children are talking like gangsters and learning to curse and swear. Link to comment
HRH Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 OMG, here is my future wife!!! So want!!! Link to comment
HRH Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 And to round it out, let's get back in the mood for garage play on the race car! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb897NGMq04 Link to comment
Chuck Most Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Yep they have pick hammers and files. Fresh from Bubba's keister. 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 settle down Chuck Roast, nobody wants to hear or think aboot your butt smuggled prison tool. (well mebbe Smoke, but that guy's a deviant) 1 Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 You can still make them. Saw a bunch of neat ones visiting a historic Montana prison museum. That place is pretty cool,, been there a few times, last time in 2004. Yes i am the guy that stops at every roadside attraction ,, but that one is one of the best. 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 http://www.pcmaf.org/prison.htm What? You don't have prisons in Canadia because everyone's so polite, Mike? :D Not enough guns to have prisons. 1 Link to comment
q-tip Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 OMG, here is my future wife!!! So want!!! She's no Geddy Lee... Link to comment
smoke Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 settle down Chuck Roast, nobody wants to hear or think aboot your butt smuggled prison tool. (well mebbe Smoke, but that guy's a deviant) nope, too far. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 OMG, here is my future wife!!! So want!!! ... but can she play the skin flute? 1 Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Not enough "war on drugs" to have prisons. ftfy 1 Link to comment
laotsu Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 interesting factoid for D-Mike: Japan is is in dire peril of not producing enough new consumers because a 25% of males 16-35 and 61% of females 16-35 are not interested in sexy time. So your asian tranny fetish is the result of your being a curator of a dieing culture not from an unnatural compulsion to read the numbers off of every transfer case you come across. Link to comment
smoke Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 They are evolving themselves out of existence. Link to comment
dr.feltersnatch Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 i am sure all the radiation has nothing to do with it... Link to comment
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