q-tip Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 You tell the cops you found the guy, and you have a gun and are going to get your bike back. I GUARANTEE they will show up. Or have smoke find him either way.... Link to comment
smoke Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Either way, cops will eventually show. Seriously though, when I lived in Phoenix, some zoned out supposed badass flat out swiped a sportster of a guy who lived down the street from me. He did not even try to hide it, just rode it around like it was his. Of course he called the cops like a dozen times, but they did zero. I did not really even know the guy who had his bike stolen, just kinda heard of it around the neighborhood. One day, I was at a gas station and here came the guy in on the sportster to get fuel. So I went up to him, did not give him any tough guy talk, I just said to him "alright, it's enough of this bullshit, I'm taking the bike back to its owner". He just stared at me with a blank look, I threw my leg over it and rode off. Nothing happened. I actually find that a lot of these kind of guys don't really do much when confronted in a firm, calm manner. Of course, if that does not work, a quick sock to the vagus nerve makes them very cooperative. 1 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 You're assuming he pays taxes bro. hobospyder, on 19 Aug 2014 - 4:45 PM, said: Either way the cops need to do their Goddamn job and protect our communities and spend less time harrassing people because they're going less than twenty over the limit in a bike Link to comment
q-tip Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Either way, cops will eventually show. Seriously though, when I lived in Phoenix, some zoned out supposed badass flat out swiped a sportster of a guy who lived down the street from me. He did not even try to hide it, just rode it around like it was his. Of course he called the cops like a dozen times, but they did zero. I did not really even know the guy who had his bike stolen, just kinda heard of it around the neighborhood. One day, I was at a gas station and here came the guy in on the sportster to get fuel. So I went up to him, did not give him any tough guy talk, I just said to him "alright, it's enough of this bullshit, I'm taking the bike back to its owner". He just stared at me with a blank look, I threw my leg over it and rode off. Nothing happened. I actually find that a lot of these kind of guys don't really do much when confronted in a firm, calm manner. Of course, if that does not work, a quick sock to the vagus nerve makes them very cooperative. The person doing the talking has something to do with it, I'm sure my skinny ass isn't very intimidating..... Link to comment
smoke Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 I'm not sure if it's a size thing really. You ever watch that dog whisperer show? How he can calm almost any dog just by standing in the general area, I don't think people are massively different, it's like a certain type of energy given off or something. In my...."travels" we will call them...I have met much smaller men that never said a word, never gave a certain look or did anything really, but I knew they could probably whip my ass, or at least be one hell of a battle. It's kind of odd, but there is definitely something to that. 1 Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 unless the bike has pink tasles on the grips the cops aint gonna be bugged by a tweaker pedaling around town. Send Smoke over he's trained for this kinda shit. Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 It's the confidence of knowledge and strength. Some people exude what they have without even trying to show it while others tend to not have anything. I'm not sure if it's a size thing really. You ever watch that dog whisperer show? How he can calm almost any dog just by standing in the general area, I don't think people are massively different, it's like a certain type of energy given off or something. In my...."travels" we will call them...I have met much smaller men that never said a word, never gave a certain look or did anything really, but I knew they could probably whip my ass, or at least be one hell of a battle. It's kind of odd, but there is definitely something to that. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 I just see 2 pussies in that above post. Link to comment
smoke Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Thousand years of darkness ya say. Link to comment
smoke Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 That aint no shit right there. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Chuck is lucky Bruce passed on. Norris would have no fame or memes had he not. 2 Link to comment
smoke Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Bruce didn't die, he's just so fast that no one can see him anymore. 2 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Bruce was practicing kicks in smokes back yard yesterday. That's the only reason he knows Chuck is all hype, he's an internet tough guy befire the internet existed. Fucking hipsters Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Or is that an elitist? I can't remember Link to comment
smoke Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 He invented the paper tiger. Link to comment
smoke Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 I'm going with elitist hipster. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Bruce lee smoked weed, chuck Norris still sips natty light Link to comment
hobospyder Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Bruce Lee definitely better either way Link to comment
tr8er Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 I would pay big money to watch Bruce Lee roll a joint. 1 Link to comment
smoke Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 But, would you get to see it or would it just seem to appear. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 I think the character in "kung fu" (David cane what's his face?) wore a duster and a stensen felt hat, kinda a chuck Norris of the east Link to comment
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