paradime Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 No worries Tater, It was all in fun. I saw the like, so I figured you were playing around too. Nanner and I have been playing rough lately. As for imbedding vids, copy and paste the youtube URL from your browser into the text field. Tah-done. Peace. Quote Link to comment
The Taterhead Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Yeah I knew that. I thought I did it right but obviously I'm a screw up. If you ever take me seriously you're fuckin up. Always for teh lulz 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 If a Puerto Rican ever tells you you can't drink a fifth in one night don't take it as a dare 2 Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 If a Puerto Rican ever tells you you can't drink a fifth in one night don't take it as a dare rum related? in the army I met so many Puerto Ree-cain-yoes who had sticker shock after they saw mainland CONUS prices for Bacardi. "Back in Puerto Rico I could just walk up to the distillery and get a fifth for only $5!". Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 $5 for Bacardi is still too steep. Filth. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 If a Puerto Rican ever tells you you can't drink a fifth in one night don't take it as a dare This is solid advice people... 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 rum related? in the army I met so many Puerto Ree-cain-yoes who had sticker shock after they saw mainland CONUS prices for Bacardi. "Back in Puerto Rico I could just walk up to the distillery and get a fifth for only $5!". goldschlager was fifth of choice that night. It was unopened at the beginning Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Goldschlager!? That was your problem... 1 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Oh yeah, cinnamon schnapps? I just stick with the sissified booze like straight Gin, Whiskey or Tequila.. flavored liqueurs are too hardcore for me. 2 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 So King Cobra is free? 1 Quote Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Of all the King Cobra I've consumed over the years, I have never paid for one. Not one. edit: I have never paid CASH for one. I have, however, "paid for it" a time or two. 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Hey I made it through the bottle, the sugar is what got me the worst I think. Had a party one time, fifth each Bacardi 151 Jager and goldschlager and a bottle of buttershots. Everything was empty the next day with me consuming the majority of the three fifths a shot put of each at a time. The buttershots was hoarded by me and the bottle ended up behind the couch somehow, also empty. There was a bleach stain in the carpet where I puked in my bedroom and the Hoodie I somehow managed to put on in the middle of the night still has bleach spots from the alcohol that was in my system at the end of the night. My friends tell horror and humor stories of their alcoholic friend hobo, and I get some damn good laughs hearing about my antics that I have no recollection of 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 There's a fine line between partying and punishment. Nothing wrong with a little recreational penalization IMO, but if you don't even remember it, how could that be anything but a big fucking waste? When the train really gets to rolling though, the super ego heads straight for the bar car. Once that happens, shit inevitably derails over dead mans curve and you wake up naked down by the river, aka face down in a toilet. a quart of Root Beer Schnapps and POOF How the fuck did I get here? :sick: Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 lost my virginity after filling a toilet three times (they had to flush it three times so i could keep going) only thing i remember from the sex was being told i was doing fine and being annoyed that i couldn't stay hard longer than five minutes at a time. i love that i have some memories of some of the times i drank where it actually bit me in the ass, weekend after losing my v card tried to drink and probably got alcohol poisoning, sucked bad. cut myself open couple years ago because i got into a knife fight with a book shelf that was insulting my couch. i miss that couch btw really really glad i had to quit drinking to get custody of my daughter. gave me some perspective, and though i would like to start drinking again i don't want to go back to where i was, though it would be easier to sleep at night 1 Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I miss just drinking all damn day everyday with my loser friends.....Now I have a tall can and im pretty damn buzzed.Not cool Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 couple of tokes and i'll be half asleep in 45 minutes if i were to have a drink, one shot and i'd probably be done for the night 1 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Was this bookshelf rick James? Fuck yo couch! 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 no but the fucking bookshelf won, i ended up going to the hospital after trying to close it. called mom "hey are you asleep?" luckily she said no otherwise i would've hung up and went and found some tape. got a scar to remind me of that night still have the bookshelf, it's in pieces in the garage right now waiting for a dump run Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 So King Cobra is free? never heard of that. used to drink the hell out of Mickey's & Private Stock though. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 also today i was informed that my daughter looks like a mini female version of me again Quote Link to comment
DaBlist Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 also today i was informed that my daughter looks like a mini female version of me again No pics, didn't happen Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Those people look unrelated Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Most recent photo of both of us, back if february, she's six and currently 4 ft tall 2 Quote Link to comment
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