Skib Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 so much fail quoting I got this... An error occurredYou have posted more than the allowed number of quoted blocks of text and had to cut it up into 3 post :rofl: 1 Link to comment
Rollover_Red Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 sooooooo 18, virgin, hates tits, plays video games, previously owned a civic and "raced" it, DD's a jetta, never had a girlfriend, and is probably scared of alcohol(minus rubbing alcohol for your boo boo's) and have never done anything bad in your entire life minus eating 2 cookies from the cookie jar instead of only one. dude....... just..... dude........ get laid, drink a couple beers, smoke some pot, ditch the xbox and the jetta, then come back and look at the tits. 2 Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 ^^^^^^^^^ This! Is just too fucking funny! Link to comment
maltese Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 so much fail quoting I got this... and had to cut it up into 3 post :rofl: Still.... Nicely done. IBTL Link to comment
Rollover_Red Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 in the mean time, enjoy the beautiful misa campo Link to comment
OneFastRat Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 sooooooo 18, virgin, hates tits, plays video games, previously owned a civic and "raced" it, DD's a jetta, never had a girlfriend, and is probably scared of alcohol(minus rubbing alcohol for your boo boo's) and have never done anything bad in your entire life minus eating 2 cookies from the cookie jar instead of only one. dude....... just..... dude........ get laid, drink a couple beers, smoke some pot, ditch the xbox and the jetta, then come back and look at the tits. Sorry the jetta is staying. Awd vr6. Very rare. I don't give a shit about drinking or smoking. I don't hate tits. I love seeing naked women, but I don't get much from it. Probably because I know me getting laid would be a damn miracle. Hell even getting a date would be a miracle. Oh and does putting a kid in the hospital with a broken cheekbone count as doing something bad? Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I love seeing naked women, but I don't get much from it. I may have some very bad news for you... 3 Link to comment
OneFastRat Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I may have some very bad news for you... Post nudes dude. Don't be a pussy Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'm confused as to what gender of nudes are going to "do anything" for you. 3 Link to comment
OneFastRat Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'm confused as to what gender of nudes are going to do anything for you. I don't get aroused easily. Post some nude chicks I don't care man. Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I'm confused as to what gender of nudes are going to "do anything" for you. Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Post nudes dude. Don't be a pussy Go out, get a REAL girl, get her naked, and get aroused, dude. Don't be a pussy. 3 Link to comment
OneFastRat Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Go out, get a REAL girl, get her naked, and get aroused. Don't be a pussy. Last time I tried to talk to a girl I got kneed straight in the balls. Not to mention getting punched in the face a few times. I'm still trying to find one that will say yes Link to comment
Guest_kamakazi620 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Last time I tried to feel up a cat I got bit straight in the balls. Not to mention getting clawed in the face a few times. I'm still trying to find one that will say yesyou're doing it wrong........ 5 Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Last time I tried to talk to a girl I got kneed straight in the balls. Not to mention getting punched in the face a few times. I'm still trying to find one that will say yes Rape attempts don't count. 4 Link to comment
izzo Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 so you say you dont ike tits. this is for you pappiii Dude. I'm not gonna hate on you to bad, but if you're going to post some tits and a little vjay, don't post a fucking thumbnail. kthx. :rofl: Link to comment
Tristin Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Oh and does putting a kid in the hospital with a broken cheekbone count as doing something bad? That must be one crazy road head story... 4 Link to comment
Komeuppance Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Guys on the internet telling another guy on the internet to go out and get laid... this is shaping up to be a real battle of wits!! -Robert 1 Link to comment
izzo Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 That must be one crazy road head story... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... fuckin eh dude.... :rofl: I got a msg about saying something along those lines to someone the other day. 1 Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 That must be one crazy road head story... :rofl: Link to comment
MicroMachinery Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Guys on the internet telling another guy on the internet to go out and get laid... this is shaping up to be a real battle of wits!! -Robert If you have a more productive suggestion to bring to the table in this situation, by all means.. 1 Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Guys on the internet telling another guy on the internet to go out and get laid... this is shaping up to be a real battle of wits!!-Robert Says the dude that doesn't appear to own a Datsun according to his profile. I'd have a battle of wits with you dude, but, I dont fight with unarmed people! Link to comment
Guest_kamakazi620 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Guys on the internet telling another guy on the internet to go out and get laid... this is shaping up to be a real battle of wits!!-Robertwhat was that??? Oh dosent matter had sex......noaw I need sammich...its one or the other with my old lady, sammich or sex never both.... Link to comment
Guest_kamakazi620 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Says the dude that doesn't appear to own a Datsun according to his profile. I'd have a battle of wits with you dude, but, I dont fight with unarmed people! you two have fun!! Both of you together = 1/2 wit Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Welcome back douche. Butt plug chafing is it? Link to comment
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