Mother in law

[Rustina 510]

Yes it is bad. As annoying as she may be I really don't wish bad things for anybody, plus it would be real hard on my wife.

[Jassifrass]

So the only real issue left is mil and my smoking tobacco. I havnt been able to quit

 

 

 

chantix pills worked for me :D

[Wide14u]

i don't party like i did so smoking isn't so bad :D

[Z chopper]

For your childrens safety the dog should not be allowed there. If the dogs snaps at YOUR CHILDREN already and if your wife already knows that the dog snaps then the dog just doesn't come over PERIOD, nothing is more important than preventative measures when it comes to YOUR childrens safety. Make the issue about your childrens safety and the dog snapping at them, not about your mil. If your mil insists on bringing the DANGEROUS TO YOUR CHILDRENS SAFETY dog over then you call the SPCA or City Pound as it is for your childrens safety. Make sure your wife knows that your first and number one priority is your childrens safety and you will do everything legally in your power to protect them. If your mil laughs and tries to call you on it call the SPCA or City Pound and have the animal removed (the dog not your mil), no second warning.

 

edit: another thought is find a great big cigar and hand it to her with a pleasant smile (as a peace offering) while thinking "I hope your choke on it and die you old bag" then get yourself a Cuban Cigar

[Wide14u]

For your childrens safety the dog should not be allowed there. If the dogs snaps at YOUR CHILDREN already and if your wife already knows that the dog snaps then the dog just doesn't come over PERIOD, nothing is more important than preventative measures when it comes to YOUR childrens safety. Make the issue about your childrens safety and the dog snapping at them, not about your mil. If your mil insists on bringing the DANGEROUS TO YOUR CHILDRENS SAFETY dog over then you call the SPCA or City Pound as it is for your childrens safety. Make sure your wife knows that your first and number one priority is your childrens safety and you will do everything legally in your power to protect them. If your mil laughs and tries to call you on it call the SPCA or City Pound and have the animal removed (the dog not your mil), no second warning.

 

 

 

win win :D

[datzenmike]

Lol not worth it. I really don't think she has much time left

 

Buy her a carton of smokes and a pail of Haggan Das then.

[izzo]

And some fried chicken/collar greens, etc to go with that watermelon.... :blink: :rofl:

 

I bet your mil has buttlice

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

 

I bet your mil has buttlice

 

there are some things in life that are better off left unsaid

:blink: :rofl:

[Rustina 510]

chantix pills worked for me :D

 

I tried the patch, the gun, chantex, wellbutrin, and now I'm trying the electro cigg's.

[Skib]

I tried the patch, the gun, chantex, wellbutrin, and now I'm trying the electro cigg's.

 

I use cigarettes lolz

[HRH]

I vote you make MIL some "special" brownies and feed her lots. That ought to take the edge off! :D

 

Oh, and cigarettes suck. Tobacco is a nasty thing. I remember a while back I was at Wal-Mart (just asking for it) and I hate cigarette smoke. Just irritates me in general. I'm walking out the door of Wal-Mart, and I get a face full of smoke and I'm instant pissed and I turn around to find this pathetic 80+ year old lady, with a walker AND AN OXYGEN BOTTLE WITH TUBES IN HER NOSE, who couldn't wait until the minute she was out of Wal-Mart to light up. And I thought, how fucking stupid do you have to be? I should have killed her right there and saved the world her miserable existence. And she probably would have been happier too. I just gave her a disgusted look and walked off but damn, just damn. I don't know if she had the oxygen on at the time, but at least she didn't blow me up.

 

Powerful stuff though, nicotine addiction. My grandpa never kicked it before he died either. Told me never to start. I tried cigs three different times and each time it still tasted like shit, so I quit! ;)

[flatcat19]

I tried the gun

 

Apparently that didn't go so well?

 

 

 

 

:P

Just got my Chantix starter pack today.

 

Phase 1: Quit smoking

Phase 2:

Phase 3: Datto parts

[yello620]

Oregon info....... just saying

 

murder with out priors and other mitigating circumstance

 

 

Average sentence: 200 months (16.6 years, 13.3 after "good time")

 

Minimum sentence: 66 months (5.5 years, 4.4 after "good time")

 

Maximum sentence: 388 months (32.3 years, 25.8 after "good time")

 

 

 

 

 

 

note: I'm obviously joking, buuuut its has been said that it saves time and money just to fall in love and then kill them rather than marrying them, and I think in some states its only a ticket to kill your mother in law

 

 

I saw a bumper sticker once that said "If i had killed my wife when i first wanted to, i would be out of jail by now".

 

Made me laugh, but damn that is harsh.

[dennis]

You should name the 510 Vegas instead of Tomoe. My wife would still be hiding in the closet if she did that crap to me.