sick620 Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 JUST GOT DONE!!!! Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahah :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ......... mike does know the transmissions , skib with the ban hammer , pumpkin rockin out ! nice one sick :thumbup: Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 I swear skib deleted our celebrity look alike contest thread Who was the guy who looked like pumpkin?.......... I think he was holding a snake in the desert...... with some goofy smile lol no I didnt thats "Jedediah The Gyro Captain" from mad max 2 lol the lady at 7/11 was actually like, ya know you look like that kid from transformers and I just looked at kama go you STFU <_< Quote Link to comment
skunk Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 I swear skib deleted our celebrity look alike contest thread Who was the guy who looked like pumpkin?.......... I think he was holding a snake in the desert...... with some goofy smile Anyway picture that guy with Shia and Busey: how do you not no the guy from mad max :blink: Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 you look like that kid from transformers and I just looked at kama go you STFU <_< :rofl: awEsome!!! Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Went the extra mile and added a mullett! Plus theres Klotz on the Left, and Sleepy Canadian Mike too! ;) Kudos to you! :P Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 haha, Mike under the bumper. :lol: Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 lol the funnest part about this first pic....... is that I have that same viking hat :lol: oics for proof :P I glued rad viking fur around the edge tho :cool: (added the ratsun helmet sticker and award for cereal prooooofs!) Quote Link to comment
pumpkin mom Posted August 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Story about Dave (A) non police catagory. Background FYI: he grew up in a very small rural town in Eastern Washington, population 1000. We were camping near a river and David, age 5 or 6 became fast friends with a boy who was from Canada...he spoke English with a thick French accent...he was African-Canadian, very dark skinned. After about 3 days of knowing each other, they were sitting on a dock, fishing when David turned, looked at him and asked seriously...."Are you black or just real, real tan?" The other boy replied without hesitation: "I'm real, real tan!" Story (B) police catagory: David had some traffic infractions that Judge Shelton (yes, we now know him by name) had put on hold for 90 days. The agreement was they would be on hold and go away if David didn't get into further trouble in those 90 days..... So.....David got out of jail the day before he had to go to court for the 90 day review...either the judge's computer didn't work or David's guardian angel was standing on the computer buttons..but Judge Shelton asked David: "Have you had any further run in with the law?" Without skipping a beat, David said: "I have not had any further traffic violations" (which was true) David's dad Rick had to cough to not let out his chuckle! Judge S. wiped those past 'incidentals' off the record! catagory A: This in one of my all time favorites, some adults don't think this is funny, but to them I say, you don't have the joy of David in your life.... David was 17 or so, we had eaten at 'From the Bayou' on Garfield...after dinner, on the ride home, David gave a beautiful pewter butterfly dish to his sister who loves butterflies. It was the dish that the bill and after dinner mints were on...he had stolen it to give to his sister....I made my husband turn around and go back to the restaurant. I was letting David go in by himself, then I caught up with him to go inside with him, and observe his confession, to make sure he followed through! We caught the attention of our waitress, she came over to us and I looked at David, he was not saying anything, just holding out the butterfly dish to her....I said, 'My son has something he wants to tell you" To which David said, "My mom stole this and we made her bring it back!" That took my breath away, but also made me laugh so hard and smile ear to ear! I looked up at David and said: "is there anything else your mom wants to say?" and David added: "She is really sorry and won't do it again" Now that is funny! I am so glad God blessed me with this great son David. 9 Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 "My mom stole this and we made her bring it back!" hahhahahaha :lol: Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 hahahaha I'm laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes. The best part is, I can actually picture that happening! Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 catagory A: This in one of my all time favorites, some adults don't think this is funny, but to them I say, you don't have the joy of David in your life.... David was 17 or so, we had eaten at 'From the Bayou' on Garfield...after dinner, on the ride home, David gave a beautiful pewter butterfly dish to his sister who loves butterflies. It was the dish that the bill and after dinner mints were on...he had stolen it to give to his sister....I made my husband turn around and go back to the restaurant. I was letting David go in by himself, then I caught up with him to go inside with him, and observe his confession, to make sure he followed through! We caught the attention of our waitress, she came over to us and I looked at David, he was not saying anything, just holding out the butterfly dish to her....I said, 'My son has something he wants to tell you" To which David said, "My mom stole this and we made her bring it back!" That took my breath away, but also made me laugh so hard and smile ear to ear! I looked up at David and said: "is there anything else your mom wants to say?" and David added: "She is really sorry and won't do it again" Now that is funny! I am so glad God blessed me with this great son David. hahahahahahahaha thats fantastic :rofl: Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Story about Dave (A) non police catagory. Background FYI: he grew up in a very small rural town in Eastern Washington, population 1000. We were camping near a river and David, age 5 or 6 became fast friends with a boy who was from Canada...he spoke English with a thick French accent...he was African-Canadian, very dark skinned. After about 3 days of knowing each other, they were sitting on a dock, fishing when David turned, looked at him and asked seriously...."Are you black or just real, real tan?" The other boy replied without hesitation: "I'm real, real tan!" Story (B) police catagory: David had some traffic infractions that Judge Shelton (yes, we now know him by name) had put on hold for 90 days. The agreement was they would be on hold and go away if David didn't get into further trouble in those 90 days..... So.....David got out of jail the day before he had to go to court for the 90 day review...either the judge's computer didn't work or David's guardian angel was standing on the computer buttons..but Judge Shelton asked David: "Have you had any further run in with the law?" Without skipping a beat, David said: "I have not had any further traffic violations" (which was true) David's dad Rick had to cough to not let out his chuckle! Judge S. wiped those past 'incidentals' off the record! catagory A: This in one of my all time favorites, some adults don't think this is funny, but to them I say, you don't have the joy of David in your life.... David was 17 or so, we had eaten at 'From the Bayou' on Garfield...after dinner, on the ride home, David gave a beautiful pewter butterfly dish to his sister who loves butterflies. It was the dish that the bill and after dinner mints were on...he had stolen it to give to his sister....I made my husband turn around and go back to the restaurant. I was letting David go in by himself, then I caught up with him to go inside with him, and observe his confession, to make sure he followed through! We caught the attention of our waitress, she came over to us and I looked at David, he was not saying anything, just holding out the butterfly dish to her....I said, 'My son has something he wants to tell you" To which David said, "My mom stole this and we made her bring it back!" That took my breath away, but also made me laugh so hard and smile ear to ear! I looked up at David and said: "is there anything else your mom wants to say?" and David added: "She is really sorry and won't do it again" Now that is funny! I am so glad God blessed me with this great son David. ohhhhhhhhhhh man that is funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ,,, thanks for sharin pumpkins mom :thumbup: Quote Link to comment
skunk Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 :lol: :lol: :lol: oh thats last one was great. man now i miss Dave :( Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 man now i miss Dave :huh: daves not here??? I am so glad God blessed me with this great son David. PRICELESS!!!1! Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 They say that the fruit don't fall far from the tree, mom. So I'm guessing that your mom could tell us all a few good stories about you too. Quote Link to comment
pumpkin mom Posted August 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 They say that the fruit don't fall far from the tree, mom. So I'm guessing that your mom could tell us all a few good stories about you too. You guessed it! My first album (LP) was Black Sabbath Parinoid...I moved out on my own when I was in high school.....then I moved across the USA to sow my wild oats! Saved my mom from knowing too much! (That was in the 70's so use your imagination). Moved back to Washington when I got a goal of going to college and becoming a nurse. I'll tell stories on myself in person, at the car shows, but won't put anything about me in writing!;) Quote Link to comment
pumpkin mom Posted August 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Story Time Ratsun boys and girls! Catagory A: Ok, so David was in 1st grade, 6 years old....his teacher, not known for control of the classroom....says: Alright students....ALL EYES ON THE BOARD! David got up out of his seat, walked to the front of the class and put his face against the chalk board. He stood there like a good little student, he had followed her instructions.....poor teacher. David, grade 3, we warned his teacher that David would be a 'challenge' and tried to discuss a plan of action with the teacher. Mr. Martin assured us that he had been a teacher for many, many years and he always handled the kids himself, never needed to send them to the principals office......(ok, I'm sure the TEACHER knows our child better than WE, HIS PARENTS do.... ha ha first day of school we got a call from the principal...David was in his office. poor Mr. Martin. Always write your words in chocolate, for you never know when you may have to eat them! Any of you readers raised Catholic? David was an alter boy (I have a picture to prove it)...and at a funeral mass, he was standing behind Ultra conservative Fr. Bradley when Fr. Bradley was waving the incense thingy around so David began waving his hands infront of his face, making choking faces and put his hands around his throat....poor David maybe that is why he smokes now? well, enough stories for now. chow Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Story Time Ratsun boys and girls! :rofl: I love that your moms on here dave Quote Link to comment
Jassifrass Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 thats awesome :D Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 edit: me likes this thread :D Quote Link to comment
Pumpkn210 Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 I Love My Momma! :wub: Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 David was an alter boy (I have a picture to prove it :hmm: :angel: oics or GTFO! (even mOms!!!) I'll tell stories on myself in person too bad there are no camp'fires' @ canby. we would burn the whole forest down to hear them all i recently picked up a copy of paranoid on vinyl :w00t: Quote Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.