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metalmonkey47

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  1. uhhh, shrooms dear, read the ingredients
  2. What you'll need: 1: cup of freshly browned sausage 1: can of mushrooms 1 :can of black olives 1: can of pizza sauce 1: jar of jalapeños 1: loving wife/girlfriend 1: roll of pizza dough 2345: Packs of pepperoni OPTIONAL 1: pack of cheese (for those who aren't allergic) A: You start by laying out your pizza dough as you would your woman, by gently laying it across a flat surface, and then beating it to a pulp, as to help compress the dough and spread evenly. B: Next step is to slather out the pizza sauce with a BIG fucking spoon because you're a bawse like that. Make a big nice layer so you can go swimming in it before laying the next ingredients. C: Next step is to lay down 10 layers of pepperoni so that the sauce is squishing out the side like the squirrels brains that you hit in your Datsun last night. D: Put down plentiful amounts of the olives, jalapeños, and mushrooms to your liking. Then follow up with another thin layer of pepperoni. Put in the oven at 450 degrees until nice and crispy. Pull out, and enjoy! Just like with your wife last night. Make sure afterwards you go sit in your Datsun for a while with some pepto. You will be flying high soon. If you haven't already, start praying because if you don't your anus will be inverted soon. After you're done, post your experience. ENJOY
  3. My ass is clapping and GF is laughing. Quest complete.

  4. My AWD RB 510 rapes everything. BTW, if you want the benchmark track, it's in a free track pack on Xbox live market place along with a shit ton of cars.
  5. My brother and I were playing in the snow ^^
  6. SMH I can't believe you guys don't know how to get benchmark. Probably don't have the Corvette Grand Sport or the AMC either. I'm holding out on you
  7. NEG REP CANNON ARMING....... lol jk. To each his own.
  8. I just got called a ricer D: OH NOES :(

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    2. metalmonkey47

      metalmonkey47

      LOLZ it was all because I hit the rev limiter for a few secs doing a doughnut. >.>

    3. PurePontiacKid

      PurePontiacKid

      like an actual donut around a cone or an out of control ricer donut?

    4. metalmonkey47

      metalmonkey47

      lol an ACTUAL controlled doughnut.

  9. ...when did you get unbanned? Unless I missed something
  10. Indy was drunk one night and lolz+shenanigans ensued. Kinda like the oic thing... lol
  11. My biker name is shaggy. Cereal mang

  12. Problem solved, now the snowy burnouts will ensue But none of you still know what happened
  13. Georgia 210 drifting FTW!!!! Gotta upload my vids....
  14. nope MSD rev limiter at 5K. Think simpler.
  15. :rofl: I am a dummy. I was doing doughnuts in walmarts parking lot in the snow (Like a bawse) and something happened that she won't hardly run and theres a nice rattle in the engine On the flip side, a Nissan guy offered me a 13B for freeeeeee
  16. Check out what they're selling for on ebay for just the body, and go up from there. Lenses are expensive, so I imagine you could get at least $200-250 easy.
  17. SOOOO much SNOW outside!!!

    1. MicroMachinery

      MicroMachinery

      I wish that was here. All I've been getting is rain mixed w snow; damn weather needs to make up it's mind.

    2. metalmonkey47

      metalmonkey47

      we're getting record snow for Georgia. It's up to 6 inches in under 2 hours. Already above what was predicted, and it's supposed to be here until late tomorrow night. YES

    3. 78B210GTX

      78B210GTX

      lucky! its supposed to get snowy here too, cant wait to drift!

  18. THE FUCK? 50 and you're complaining? It's supposed to be 17 in the morning. And i'll probably be out in it sealing the interior getting it ready for sound deadening. As long as theres now wind, I'm good. I usually wear a long sleeve shirt, hoodie, and leather jacket with a beanie.
  19. Soooooo... were supposed to have record snow in georgia tomorrow and Monday... I have a plan... DATTO DRIFTING!

    1. PurePontiacKid

      PurePontiacKid

      weld diff and go drifing any day

    2. Pumpkn210

      Pumpkn210

      I just wanna tell you both good luck, were all counting on you!

  20. I have a set of quad carbs going on in a few months that I thought about running nitrous injection into the individual intake runners. Sure as HELL would make some power.
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