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Z-train

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  1. Brian, The Perfect Man A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Like who?" Cabbie: "Brian. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian, every single time." Passenger: "Well, still, there are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never talk back to her even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished, too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian..." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his fucking widow!"
  2. This SHIT is getting old?!!!Now that is funny. My slots are 14X7s.
  3. 85 720 ST wheels.I had 7X14 polished slots which are now collecting dust.
  4. NAPA on Pacific should be able to get it.
  5. Get the proper pump WITH the spacer in place.
  6. This is flat impossible.And that FP "spacer"is supposed to be there.
  7. Orangie.I find it hard to believe that a good/decent hood can't be found in Az.Especially in Phoenix.
  8. Post a pic of your hood.
  9. 4.37s up to 78. 4.10s in 79.
  10. Check in order: 1)grounds 2)grounds 3)grounds
  11. Have that bore checked first-it may NOT clean up.The mark in the fire ring area looks like an impression from a mason's hammer.I don't see it being a BFD.Machining might change the timing situation.
  12. F-10's...able to make a train take a dirt road with a single glance.
  13. When DO you graduate High school? When It's YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to NOT drive with your head up your ass.Your first thought SHOULD have been HOLY SH!T I F*CKED UP! The first line of defense in driving is skill. Second is situation awareness. A distant third is equipment.
  14. And I'll take clue-less douchebags for $10,000.
  15. If we didn't need "them" then (when you & I started driving)we don't need them now.
  16. http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_cartoons/new_san_francisco_runway.shtml http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_humor/indecent_proposal.shtml
  17. There must be a rip in the space/time continuum as we agree again.
  18. Quite the opposite.If you buy a vehicle based on safety,then you are planning to get in an accident.
  19. You need to install a rack first account of the steering box will interfere with the exhaust/turbo/wastegate routing.
  20. You can get the car "refereed" ,there-for it has "passed". But a car that is three times cleaner,but fails visual CAN NOT get "refereed".
  21. No-it doesn't. SCAQMD & CARB aren't about clean air,it's about regulating us,ruining the economy,telling us what cars we're going to drive and making money. The on-shore winds are already at 50PPM from air pollution coming from China. If they really gave a shit about the air,all they would care about is what comes out the tailpipe. But you can have a all stock car that is putting out three times it's allowable limit and it'll "pass" but if you have a car that runs THREE times CLEANER with mods it FAILS visual. Same shit here in Tucson.My Cummins is allowed 30PPM.'Ya know what it blows EVERY YEAR?.....ZERO. I'm building a FI system for the wife's 620.It'll run several times cleaner than the allowable specs.But it will fail because there is no AIR pump on it.
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