(INSOMNIACS) balls deep.

[flatcat19]

Activia

[maltese]

Activia

Yeah. Like I said.

[flatcat19]

But she was totally fappable in the '80s.

[smoke]

Sure she has a large enough penis for you?

[maltese]

But she was totally fappable in the '80s.

Totally. 90's too.

[HRH]

This is some really cool shit.  Notice how sterile the work environment is and everyone looks like Hanz and Franz?

 

[Laecaon]

Have you seen Koenigsegg's other videos? Like the camless motor one? They are a company that is truly trying to innovate, they are the poster supercar company.

[flatcat19]

Sure she has a large enough penis for you?

In comparison, yes.

[datzenmike]

Sure she has a large enough penis for you?

 

 

In comparison, yes.

 

w?

[laotsu]

Have you seen Koenigsegg's other videos? Like the camless motor one? They are a company that is truly trying to innovate, they are the poster supercar company.

they created the corkscrew hinge when everyone else in the business said it was impossible. Swedish engineering is the best engineering.

[tr8er]

So I got up, loaded the kids in the truck, and set off to go sailing this morning...

 

Garage sailing that is.

 

 

 

 

 

Dude is moving to Oregon and unloaded this gold mine for $600. Drawers are full of goodies. Shoulda seen his Stingray that he also sold. Sorry no pic. First year with the spine.

 

Damn. For the first time ever, I feel adequately tooled to do the things I've been doing. I'm happy. Good Sunday.

[smoke]

A man is selling his tools and moving from Hawaii to Oregon? Did this dude have a large bandage on his head by any chance?

[q-tip]

Or maybe a tan line on his ring finger

[smoke]

Which actually was my first guess, but it's usually the woman that unloads your tools while you are sitting in some urine stained trailer, eating old bologna and crying.

[datzenmike]

.... playing Patsy Cline.

[smoke]

Right, while boring your friends to drool with non stop coverage of your situation. 

[RatVonDude]

I want to throw all my tools in the Pacific and move to Hawaii.  Only thing I would keep are my Swiss wood chisels.

Who the fuck thought of the Phillips head skew driver? Its almost as stupid as the American standard measuring system.

[smoke]

And, that's saying a lot, because lets face it...few things are that stupid.

[q-tip]

Which actually was my first guess, but it's usually the woman that unloads your tools while you are sitting in some urine stained trailer, eating old bologna and crying.

That or a man who reached his point of fuck this, fuck you, I'm selling my shit and moving to Hawaii

[smoke]

That too. 

[datzenmike]

That or a man who reached his point of fuck this, fuck you, I'm selling my shit and moving to Hawaii

 

Isn't that called rage selling???

[smoke]

I think both sides of it could be considered that, yes.

[datzenmike]

I want to throw all my tools in the Pacific and move to Hawaii.  Only thing I would keep are my Swiss wood chisels.

Who the fuck thought of the Phillips head skew driver? Its almost as stupid as the American standard measuring system.

 

Philips........... stupid American idea.

 

 

Robertson..... Canadian screwdriver of choice

Philips........... Used by Canadians when ever muttering under breath

[smoke]

You do have to wonder why the Robertson style was not just the first step up from the flat blade. I mean, it's not as if it took great technology to invent the square (or diamond, depending how you look at it).

[RatVonDude]

Phillips head is designed to sell more screws, American standard measuring system was initially designed for boneheads, but now just gives craftspeople something to split hairs over. Whenever I see a plan with 15/32 I just think great I have to second guess this idiots life.