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NUTS, BALLPLAYERS, AND PAINT.


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DO YOU SEE THE MAN IN THE BED OF MY TRUCK?

 

 

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Thats wide14u and my new friend BALLPLAYER thats what we will call him for now for all intensive purposes.

 

But lets first go back to where our story begins, the ghetto, thats where wide14u lives.. as you can see....

 

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Yes thats another new friend, we can call him SPRAYPAINT.

 

Spraypaint saw that me and wide were giving the inside of my bed a new flat black finish, he and his friends dropped their game of kickball and came over to see our progress.

 

Here you see Wide giving a can a good shake,shake, shake while teaching the kids the finer points of huffing paints.

 

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Spraypaint is a very inquisitive young man, his interest lied in areas other than painting beds, and he wanted a can of his own. He wanted to paint trees and parking blocks with his older brother. Wide had just finished a can and it was time for a new one. He threw the old can in the nearby grass where spraypaints older brother found it and began to do a graffitti tag on a parking block right next to us! ... Well you get the point wide14u lives in the ghetto!

 

heres a couple photos as we work on the bed.

 

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Well all In do time the bed was finished, our new friends got called in for supper and bed, and me and wide put the finishing touches on our bed.

 

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Now our project was finished, but we needed to quench our thirst before closing up shop. its 11:30pm I suggest the gas station up the road. We rearrange some datsuns, hop in my freshly painted 620 and off we go!

 

We pull out of Wides neighborhood, but before the ghetto is out of view in my 5panel wink mirror, wide yells "hey, look over there that persons waiving us down" I look down the road ahead of us. And sure enough theres a freakishly tall black man doing jumping jacks trying to get our attention. Hes gotta be 8foot tall, hes a MONSTER. I stop in case its an emergency. He approaches wides window. Introducing BALLPLAYER He says in a drunken murmur "ehhh wrrre yuu gguuys going?" Wide respondes "Gas station up the road" ... "Dat soounds goood, aaalllriiiighht illl gooo"... And sure enough our new companion had jumped up in my bed before wide or I could say anything more. We were on the road. in my truck that says "nuts" on the back...

 

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now 11:40 and we have a shady drifter in my fresly painted bed. He is sprawled out laying flat as a board from corner to corner. It couldnt have taken any longer but we finally reached the convenient store. He jumps out, goes in. And we follow. BALLPLAYER left his bag and hat in my bed. Wide gets a couple starbucks drinks. I get some Arizona teas. BALLPLAYER grabs a 4 loco's tall can and hands it to me. and he puts his arm around me and we discuss things like his current divorce, and shit I dont really know because he slurrrrrred most of it. Well guess what he eventually goes up to buy his drink, but big surprise hes a $1 short. I spot him. Me and wide and BALLPLAYER make our way out but before we exit he tells the teller hes black, and hes a ballplayer. and even though he dosnt have a big butt he knows how to back it up.... we exit. ballplayer asks us if we smoke weed and if we have $50 to go get some. meanwhile he has his beer can in his hand and hes dragging it all along my freshly painted datsun, hes leaning all up on it. etc. He finally hops in. lays down flat. he raps, his custom rap lyrics at the top of his lung at intersections the rest of the way home. We drop him off where we picked him up and he starts slamming his hand on my window saying "heeerrreeess gggooooddd" . He shakes wides hand. tells him his hand is kinda plump and names wide HAMHAWK. he gives us his sincerest goodbyes and me and wide laugh the whole rest of they way home. Moral of story? DONT GO TO WIDE14U'S HOUSE!!!

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So ... to all that are listening ...

when you get to canby ...

just get "slurred" ....

hop in the back of sick620's truck ...

he will spot you a ride / pay for your snacks and a place to sleep at night

 

But ya gotta hand out cool nicknames and rap n shit though.

don't fawk with the hamhawk tho.

 

Put your number here sick620 --->

 

Haha ...

last part was lolz

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So ... to all that are listening ...

when you get to canby ...

just get "slurred" ....

hop in the back of sick620's truck ...

he will spot you a ride / pay for your snacks and a place to sleep at night

 

But ya gotta hand out cool nicknames and rap n shit though.

 

Put your number here sick620 --->

 

Haha ... f

last part was lolz

 

 

HAHAhAHAHA

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