metalmonkey47 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Long story short, we have some no good lazy rotten thief stealing 18oz cans of R134A from my Autozone, and has managed to get away with 13 cans by hiding the fill hose/gauge attached behind the air filters. Sneaky little basterd tricked us and we didn't even realize it. It's been happening over the last month or so, and now we want to catch this fucker. So I'm employing YOU Ratsuners to come up with a lulzy way for me to sneakily find the little douche bag stealing cans from us, so we can lol at his demise.. READY... SET... GO... Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Is this an employee or a customer snatching cans? The next guy to come in with a clogged condensor or ruptured high side line is your culprit. Blame him. Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Better security cameras. Then review the footage when one goes missing and look for someone who seems to be hanging out around the cans and the filters. Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Oh, you said LOLZY ways. In that case; coat all the cans in elemental sodium powder. Then soak all of the filters' boxes in water. After handling the cans, when he goes to move the air filters, the interaction will result in horrendous burns. That or keep all of the cans behind the counter, and in their place put a sign that says "If you'd like to steal any refridgerent cans, please ask for them behind the service counter." Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Now, if you want to catch him for the lulz... Which ever one of you has the day off-position the cameras towards the "staging area." (Staging area is shelves behind the filters.) Off employee hides within staging area. When thief goes to hide can-nab that pesky little fuck! Have a code word so ya'll can block the front door. I like "Oklahoma" myself. It's fun to say. Wash, rinse, repeat. Quote Link to comment
Str8_69 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Put them behind the counter, and make people ask for them. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Yeah, keep an eye out or move that shit behind the counter. Happens at NAPA too, we moved a lot of our "performance" section to the back after a carb got stolen. It's odd they're stealing AC though. Granted that shit is 10 bucks a can now, but seems an odd thing to steal. More like they're doing it for the lulz, it's not like they can use it all in one car. Unless they have a really bad leak. Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Yeah, keep an eye out or move that shit behind the counter. Happens at NAPA too, we moved a lot of our "performance" section to the back after a carb got stolen. It's odd they're stealing AC though. Granted that shit is 10 bucks a can now, but seems an odd thing to steal. More like they're doing it for the lulz, it's not like they can use it all in one car. Unless they have a really bad leak. It can be used for making drugs. One of the more fucked up methods for making meth involves refridgerents. Quote Link to comment
motavated Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Mother fuckers tried to steal our intake manifold. Worked in Autozone in the hood. You see some weird shit! My guess they need it to cook there "drug". Would be funny that you swapped the cans and fucked up there whole batch. Better yet. Place them in the most remote part in the store. Place tracking chips and let them take them. Find where they live and stop their drug operation... Quote Link to comment
Str8_69 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 It can be used for making drugs. One of the more fucked up methods for making meth involves refridgerents. Didn't even think of this. Farking WOW. I was thinkin', why would anyone steal shitty R134A? Quote Link to comment
king bee66 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Better security cameras. Then review the footage when one goes missing and look for someone who seems to be hanging out around the cans and the filters. OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS GENIUS BRO! 1 Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Put them behind the counter, and make people ask for them. Autozone says a big NO. They want us to just pay more attention. But we have lines out the door some nights and can do up to 10K in sales. Yeah, keep an eye out or move that shit behind the counter. Happens at NAPA too, we moved a lot of our "performance" section to the back after a carb got stolen. It's odd they're stealing AC though. Granted that shit is 10 bucks a can now, but seems an odd thing to steal. More like they're doing it for the lulz, it's not like they can use it all in one car. Unless they have a really bad leak. Our carbs and stuff are locked in the office with display boxes. Our A/C stuff is literally in front of the counter. They're stealing big $35 cans and taking the fill hoses with the anti-theft tags off the top. We suspect it's some independent 'mechanic' walking out with it and selling it at lower prices. It can be used for making drugs. One of the more fucked up methods for making meth involves refridgerents. Actually, in this area thats a great possibility. For now we stuck anti-theft tags under the bottom where they won't know unless they look or walk out the door. Quote Link to comment
RedBanner Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 It can be used for making drugs. One of the more fucked up methods for making meth involves refridgerents. or even pressure cooking to make hash, like in hat newburge hotel.... wasnt me. dude blew some shit up and had refregerent canisters in the room. Quote Link to comment
Burabuda Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 pretty sure freon is used in methlabs but r134a is what's used in duster cans tragic result local to me: http://www.10news.com/news/23469353/detail.html Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS GENIUS BRO! Glad to see the Republic of Texas is still trying. pretty sure freon is used in methlabs but r134a is what's used in duster cans tragic result local to me: http://www.10news.co...353/detail.html The explanation I've heard came from one of the EMTs who's delivered a few popped chefs to the ER. It's used when you're bottle cooking meth. A freezer coil is wrapped around your rigs and attached to the refridge bottles to try and keep them from over heating and exploding. It can also be used to cold separate your product faster than trying to boil off the solute. It's funny because these culinary crackheads often blow themselves up when the bottle pops or the canister does. Quote Link to comment
HRH Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Fuck me drugs are bad! I hadn't heard of that use for R134A cans. Fucking moron druggies. Quote Link to comment
ripetomatoes Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 try rigging up a couple of capacitors to a car battery and hooking them up to one of the canisters. should be a nice show if he gets caught :P 2 Quote Link to comment
Hardwyre Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 try rigging up a couple of capacitors to a car battery and hooking them up to one of the canisters. should be a nice show if he gets caught :P This kid is going to do well here. :) Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 try rigging up a couple of capacitors to a car battery and hooking them up to one of the canisters. should be a nice show if he gets caught :P +1 Rotten Tater. A few more like that and we may need to petition for a 16th. Now if we could only find the first 15...? This kid is going to do well here. :) Not too bad at all. One quick blast of 3AM fuckery will do that to ya. Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 A few more like that and we may need to petition for a 16th. Now if we could only find the first 15...? Not too bad at all. One quick blast of 3AM fuckery will do that to ya. I think we started the young lad on the right path. really only 1/3rd of the 15 ever got accounted for.......so at this point we can just get who the hell ever we deem fit for the team. Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 They have to want it. Not an owner yet either. His friends could still talk him into an MKII or some Civic still. Could you imagine the shitstorm if we fucked with the decided 15 though? Quote Link to comment
wildmaninid Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Yea, wouldn't go over well, and we can't indoctrinate a new guy who was around only as of last week.........we need to find the other members of the 15...... Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Someone should ask. Not me. I don't want to be brutalized with pages of pictures. Quote Link to comment
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