hitch Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Driving rules around here #1 At a 4 way stop, if you have really dark tint on your windows, be the traffic cop and attempt to wave others through. #2 At a 4 way stop, stop at the sign, then pull forward one car length and stop again, just to confuse everyone. #3 At a 4 way stop, once you start in to the intersection, slam on your brakes if anyone else starts to roll, even if they are turning right and in no way impede your progress. #4 The higher your 4X4 truck, the brighter your headlight bulbs need to be. Other drivers need to feel like they are near the sun when your big truck is on the road. #5 The crappier your econo box, the louder your fart can muffler should be and your grocery cart wing should get bigger and higher. #6 Never ever use your turn signals. I'm done 2 Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 :rofl:: this man speaks the truth. Quote Link to comment
phiz Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Wow! I hear ya on that rant.... I thought that was only a SoCal douchebag thing. Sorry to hear that it's nationwide. ;) Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 East coast, west coast, same morons. No one signals, everyone makes last minuet lane changes right on your bumper, and every douchebag feels the need to drive with their high beams on aimed in the wrong direction. Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 . If you are in the fast lane on the freeway..... .. and you happen to notice everyone is passing you on the right... ... . put down the blackberry, and DRIVE!!!!! Quote Link to comment
kaoss Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 . If you are in the fast lane on the freeway..... .. and you happen to notice everyone is passing you on the right... ... . put down the blackberry, and DRIVE!!!!! I think that in Mexico, the left hand lane is the slow lane. At least I assume that, seems that everytime there is a person in left hand lane doing 50 they are hispanic. People that don't yield to traffic getting off the highway and people that get off higway doing 70. Quote Link to comment
INDY510 Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 . Welcome back Kaoss ......... :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Everyone drives great and is courteous in the mid-west Quote Link to comment
Blitz Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 A person driving beside you starts to come into your lane, almost side-swiping you, and they look at you like its your fault that you were there. Quote Link to comment
Dirk Diggler Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 . Asians. 1 Quote Link to comment
FoxyRoadster Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Don't forget "If you drive a truck or SUV your neck should be impaired from turning left or right. 2 Quote Link to comment
kaoss Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Hey! I have an Asian grandma that drives a SUV with a neck injury! Ok, so she's not Asian. 1 Quote Link to comment
68Datsun510 Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 In california, tonnage has right -of-way... Quote Link to comment
kaoss Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 . Welcome back Kaoss ......... :lol: Ha ha, Thanks! 1 Quote Link to comment
pharouh Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Everyone drives great and is courteous in the mid-west :blink: :rofl: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment
Javin Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Now that I am back in Oregon, I want to keep my California plates on just as my get out of jail free card when I make an asshole move like cutting someone off. "WTF!? Oh, never mind, he is from California." :D Quote Link to comment
d510addict Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 3 trailer semis dodging in and out of traffic on Yeon :o nearly gives me a heart attack every time. Quote Link to comment
Rob W. Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Light turns green and they have the right away to turn right but they wave you through to make a left in front of them. Hate it. Quote Link to comment
skunk Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Everyone drives great and is courteous in the mid-west people are funking stupid in Portland, Quote Link to comment
datsun723 Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 I saw a 370Z today go through a left turn while the light was red. *Approaching intersection with yellow light still about 40 feet away. Red light...pause for 2 seconds, aaaand he's going into the turn.* Oncoming traffic was starting to go halfway through his turn...idiot. Quote Link to comment
d510addict Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 At least it is easy to spot bad drivers in portland even before they do something stupid, they all drive a Prius!! Quote Link to comment
hitch Posted March 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 I saw a 370Z today go through a left turn while the light was red. *Approaching intersection with yellow light still about 40 feet away. Red light...pause for 2 seconds, aaaand he's going into the turn.* Oncoming traffic was starting to go halfway through his turn...idiot. Meatal Monkey and Charlie bucket will know the intersection. I used to commute through the Powder Springs and Whitlock intersection every day. The traffic would back up to where it would take 2+ light cycles to get through. People would stack up out in the middle to make a left turn at times 3 cars, plus another 2-3 cars would blow the left turn red, every side had a left turn lane and signal. I'd love to see this and hammer the accelerator as soon as I had green from a cross direction and strand people in the middle. Then they are crosswise to traffic going around them while in the middle of a major intersection. Loved the look on their faces. Helps to have a really big truck! Quote Link to comment
Jayden71 Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Little fuckin cars that speed up to pass and then get in front of you and slam on the fucking brakes to make a turn in front of a 105,000 pound truck!! I feel like rammin this Freightliner up their tree huggin granola munchin green ASS!!! Quote Link to comment
Burabuda Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Driving rules around here #2 At a 4 way stop, stop at the sign, then pull forward one car length and stop again, just to confuse everyone. #4 The higher your 4X4 truck, the brighter your headlight bulbs need to be. Other drivers need to feel like they are near the sun when I'm done #2 i did this once just to fuck with a geezer neighbor of mine and boy the guy was PISSED i thot he was going to ram me (he didn't recognize me lol) #4 usually these tonka truck fanboys run with an upward rake so the headlights are aimed over my roof just today one of these tonkas who musta been having his period teaches me a lesson by punching it right up to my bumper then swerves around me cutting it close "just to show me how he could've run over me if he felt like it" lame Quote Link to comment
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