elmerfudpucker Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Datsun 280Z Water Pump A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28- ounce water pump.“A what?” says the confused parts guy.“My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump.” “A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?”“A Datsun.” As the parts guy writes down “Datsun, 28 oz. water pump” the light in his head goes on. “Oh yes ma’am. We’ve got 28-ounce water pumps. We have 24-ounce and 26-ounce water pumps too.” “Finally,” she says. “You’re the first place I’ve called that knew what I was talking about.”“Yes ma’am. That’s because we're a full-service parts warehouse; it’s our job to have the parts you need, like a 28-ounce water pump,” he says, smiling, as he jots down customer pick-up, Datsun 280Z water pump, part number...” Looking for more rv pics and tripped over this!! :lol: Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Followed by the girl looking for parts for her boyfriend's Ford FISO and the woman looking for a replacement 710 cap. Quote Link to comment
chiquapen Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 awh shucks, guys!! some wives do better than that. LMAO! :D Quote Link to comment
Creepy Cruiser Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Whats even funnier than that, is my wife manages an auto pars store, and she gets "guys" in all the time that have those same kinds of questions, lol. (and they aren't faking it) Quote Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted March 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Nice, I see one of the many reasons you keep her!! She works a part store!!! Quote Link to comment
SHADY280 Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 thats like around here, we have the pontiac 6000le, the east indians call them a pontiac goolie. the parts place howled when they first heard that one. Quote Link to comment
ppeters914 Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Followed by the girl looking for parts for her boyfriend's Ford FISO and the woman looking for a replacement 710 cap. The 710 cap is an oldie, but don't know the Ford FIS0. Sry, plz 'splain to me. Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 The 710 cap is an oldie, but don't know the Ford FIS0. Sry, plz 'splain to me. F150 Quote Link to comment
Creepy Cruiser Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Nice, I see one of the many reasons you keep her!! She works a part store!!! Yep, she also works on cars, she really wants to build an NL320, and she's HOT! (what more could you want?) Quote Link to comment
playsnmud Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 so my girlfriend has a application on her phone that lets her know when a new craigslist ad is posted on nissan 240sx. we are driving down the road and she is playing with her phone and said hey there is a guy selling black door panels and its for a stick shift ( craigslist ad said: nissan 240sx manuel black door panels for $40 ). Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 We have 24-ounce and 26-ounce water pumps too.” “Finally,” she says. “You’re the first place I’ve called that knew what I was talking about.”“Yes ma’am. That’s because we're a full-service parts warehouse; it’s our job jus doin our job ma'am! and she's HOT! (what more could you want?) her hotter and single sister ;) Quote Link to comment
sssr20det510 Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 so my girlfriend has a application on her phone that lets her know when a new craigslist ad is posted on nissan 240sx. we are driving down the road and she is playing with her phone and said hey there is a guy selling black door panels and its for a stick shift ( craigslist ad said: nissan 240sx manuel black door panels for $40 ). Nice LOL what app is it ?? Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 I have 240Zs for breakfast! It's usually a disaster when sending females for car parts. Mine can barely pick out a set of windshield wipers for her Sentra. I've ran across plenty of parts counter dummies (ahem! ...o'reilly's) who would've actually been confused by this. Just like the "710" oil cap :lol: Quote Link to comment
playsnmud Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 I am not sure what app she has on her phone because I am a car guy and she is a computer nerd when I send her to the parts store for 5 quarts of 10w40, ultra black silicon for a caulking gun, 1 jug of 80w90 gear oil, 15 mins later while I am under the car I get a phone call from the person from the parts counter, haha. she gets there and the counter person ask hi can I help you find anything she hands them the phone. Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Well, atleast that improves your chances of getting the right shit. I cant even send mine anymore Quote Link to comment
kmc63 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Hey playsnmud! I dont get it? Black door panels for a stick shift? I would be wary of that dude. Quote Link to comment
Creepy Cruiser Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 her hotter and single sister ;) It's funny, everybody asks me that, lol. Quote Link to comment
Nismopunch Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 any 24-ounce water pumps left? LOL hilarious The key is not to tell the woman what to buy at the parts store, you write it down on paper and tell them to give it to the person at the counter, never failed so far Quote Link to comment
playsnmud Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 KMC63 my woman said black door panels for a stick shift because the craigslist ad said manuel black door panels, she didn't know that it was a manuel window hand crank door panel not a door panel for a manuel transmission car. Quote Link to comment
kmc63 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Oh! ok im easily confused and could'nt figure that one out. Thanks now I understand. Quote Link to comment
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