72 327 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 REAL WORLD MATH Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations! NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________ 1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive- by before he gotta reload? 2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit? 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit? 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside? 5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail? 6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit mone! y per mo nth, how much money will be left when he gets out? 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over? 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up? 9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income? 10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked? Not intended to offend anybody. Based on fictitious people and fictitious names. If your name happens to be in one of the 10 lines its totally unintentional cause its probably the wrong line anyway. LMAO Quote Link to comment
JDM510 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 all i know is tyrone is getting a better percentage of bitches then me.... lol Quote Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked? Well judging by gang bangers piss poor aim, I would guess Jaun no longer owns a skateboard!! :lol: Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Well judging by gang bangers piss poor aim, I would guess Jaun no longer owns a skateboard!! :lol: I like how it said WHEN he gets wacked!!!!! like there no way hes gonna get away!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 all i know is tyrone is getting a better percentage of bitches then me.... lol hahahahaha :rofl: I like how it said WHEN he gets wacked!!!!! like there no way hes gonna get away!!!!!!!!! even your ass could hit the broad side of a barn with this thing :lol: fucking hand cannon Quote Link to comment
ppeters914 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sick, but so funny. :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: Quote Link to comment
elmerfudpucker Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 hahahahaha :rofl: even your ass could hit the broad side of a barn with this thing :lol: fucking hand cannon Skib, put that back in the glovebox! your scaring the noobs! :lol: Quote Link to comment
sick620 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 :lol: i like how every thread 72 327 posts is a stereotype of a minority example http://community.ratsun.net/topic/17217-ok-shoot-them-kinda-a-little-well-youll-see/page__p__233959__fromsearch__1entry233959 example http://community.ratsun.net/topic/15983-lady-written-ticket-for-not-speaking-english/page__p__215976__fromsearch__1entry215976 and i know there's more haha Quote Link to comment
Papi Chulo Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 but i laughed anyways Quote Link to comment
Dat620guy Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 hahahahaha :rofl: even your ass could hit the broad side of a barn with this thing :lol: fucking hand cannon Hand cannon indeed. I still love those guns. It doesn't matter if you can hit the broad side of a barn with it or not. The sight of it would make someone shit their pants. :lol: Quote Link to comment
ariascarlos1990 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 I know I would shit my pants if somebody pulled that on me! That things bad ass! Quote Link to comment
72 327 Posted March 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 :lol: i like how every thread 72 327 posts is a stereotype of a minority example http://community.ratsun.net/topic/17217-ok-shoot-them-kinda-a-little-well-youll-see/page__p__233959__fromsearch__1entry233959 example http://community.ratsun.net/topic/15983-lady-written-ticket-for-not-speaking-english/page__p__215976__fromsearch__1entry215976 and i know there's more haha Im just an American Indian trying to make it right.. I don't force anybody to learn Indian languages so I can order a Hamburger. I find all forms of "making fun of race" funny if its in good context. White, Mexican, African American, Indian (both American and Others), and fill in the blank. Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Fuck it, "racism" (racist jokes) is funny as long as it doenst become hate crime IMO. And before you call me a nazi, tell me you fuckers didnt laugh during Gran Torino at all the racist material. Look at Lisa Lampanelli, she's made her fortune pointing out the stereotypical labels and making derrogatory statements and jokes toward minorities. My dad's Mexican, but that doesnt mean he doesnt make beaner jokes. People need not take things like this too serious, there's plenty of other shit to get worked up about. The thing that unites us all is that we all have things as groups of people we can make fun of. Here's one recommended by my hispanic wrork partner, fuckin great! :lol: :lol: :o :lol: Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 hahahahaha :rofl: even your ass could hit the broad side of a barn with this thing :lol: fucking hand cannon I've shot 357 before,It's alot like shooting a 22 now a 454 thats another story!!!! I shot a 454 and my wrist and hand hurt for a week!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 More like a 9mm. Still aint shit :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
moparvwfreak Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Hand cannon indeed. I still love those guns. It doesn't matter if you can hit the broad side of a barn with it or not. The sight of it would make someone shit their pants. :lol: fuck that, i'll just stab my enemies from across the river in the comfort of my foxhole. lol!!!!! and just for fun, check this out.....Nagant Humor Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 You'd have to be in a foxhole, you'd give your position away too fast wearing that shirt :D :lol: Quote Link to comment
Skib Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 You'd have to be in a foxhole, you'd give your position away too fast wearing that shirt :D :lol: hahahaha :rofl: Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 You'd have to be in a foxhole, you'd give your position away too fast wearing that shirt :D :lol: unless his surroundings matched!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
72 327 Posted March 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 unless his surroundings matched!!!!!!!! Yah if it was 70's night at the local bar... Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Was this the look he was going for? Magnum P.I. was kinda cool, but that Higgins was a total fag :lol: Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 "Dammit Higgins! You and Kamakazi used all the hot water AGAIN?!" Quote Link to comment
Guest kamakazi620 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 "Dammit Higgins! You and Kamakazi used all the hot water again!" His Reply!!!! "Thats Right DatsuNoo........I mean Magnum!!!!! You were LATE as expected And we Got rid of the CATS!!!!!(evidence)"!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 proper english accent too dont forget... none of that cockney bullshit for Higgins the fancy lad. Quote Link to comment
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